Whats OBAMA Stand For

[Trouser Trout]

Well, whichever it was, all I can say is that I enjoy their Peppermint Pattie more than their other endeavors(well, except maybe for thier Mounds bar...)

Peppermint Pattie is ok but, did you here about Miss Hershey???

It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue when I whipped out my Whopper, gave her a Kiss and whispered, "hey Sweet-Tart , how'd you like to Crunch on my big hunk for a Million Dollar Bar?"

Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and it was like pure Almond Joy! I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds because it was easy to see that this little Twi x had the Red Hots. It was all I could do to hold the Snicker and Crackle in as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream "Oh Henry, Oh Henry!"

Soon she was fondling my ZagNut and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars. That gave her a taste of the old Milky Way. She asked me if I was into M&M, but I said, "hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff." I said "Look you little Reese's Pieces, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don't you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit 'O' Honey?" (What a piece of Juicy Fruit she was, too!) She screamed, "Hot Tamales, it's better than the Three Musketeers!" as I rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup.

Well, I was giving it to her Good 'N' Plenty, when all the sudden...my Starburst! Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach. Sure enough, nine months later, out popped...........Baby Ruth!

 

[gadfly]

Everybody get that?
As long as an adult can walk into Hawaii’s version of the Department of Records and provide proof that they are a legal resident of Hawaii, the document is issued.
The child, on the other hand, could have been born in Hawaii, Kenya, or a back-alley in Budapest.

Actually, that's not what it says at all. And, it certainly doesn't say that the birth certificate issued under this section would indicate that the location of birth was in Hawaii!

How can you cite that statute, but ignore the very next subsection which defines why the State of Hawaii cannot release birth certificates to parties that do not have a direct interest in the certificate (eg family members)?


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[tompg]

In 1789 King George III ruled England as Sovereign. England may still have Kings and Queens but they do not rule any longer.

 

[dcabarle]

So tell us what you believe?

I belong to the church of the flying spaghetti monster.

 

[Trouser Trout]

Now you are being ridiculous, Hawaii would only be authorized to issue its own birth certificate. How could Hawaii certify that he was born in another state? Yet their standard for proof of birth according to their own very loosely written statute is not very convincing.

And i don't know what you are claiming that I ignored or it's relevance.

 

[Trouser Trout]

I belong to the church of the flying spaghetti monster.

is that you on the rock? you look like you are waiting for the stocking truck.......

 

[dcabarle]

is that you on the rock? you look like you are waiting for the stocking truck.......

No, and judging by his penis size, there is no relation either. That guys penis looks like it has cabin fever...

 

[Trouser Trout]

I have nothing to compare it to, I haven't seen mine in years......

 

[dcabarle]

I have nothing to compare it to, I haven't seen mine in years......

Maybe instead of typing away on an internet forum, you ought to hit the gym.

Anyone know any good fat people jokes?

 

[gadfly]

Now you are being ridiculous, Hawaii would only be authorized to issue its own birth certificate. How could Hawaii certify that he was born in another state? Yet their standard for proof of birth according to their own very loosely written statute is not very convincing.

And i don't know what you are claiming that I ignored or it's relevance.

If HI issues certificates for out of state births, the location of birth stated on those certificates would be out of state..... not the city of Honolulu as stated on the President's certificate. Also, like many statues, this one refers to additional regulations that would be imposed by the Dept of Health, specifically:

"The director of health may also adopt any rules pursuant to chapter 91 that he or she may deem necessary or proper to prevent fraudulent applications for birth certificates and to require any further information or proof of events necessary for completion of a birth certificate."

That's how most statutes work.

And yes, the subsection you quote is for children born out of state, that's why its titled "[§338-17.8] Certificates for children born out of State. "

And i don't know what you are claiming that I ignored or it's relevance.

You stated that the President's birth record was sealed as if that were unusual and suspicious. The subsection immediately after the one you cite specifically states that the State of Hawaii cannot share anyone's birth certificate, except with certain specific people, mainly family.

Believe what you want, I'm retiring from this thread.

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[Trouser Trout]

Maybe instead of typing away on an internet forum, you ought to hit the gym.

Anyone know any good fat people jokes?

I have one, That lady was so fat when she danced she made the band skip.

BTW was just a joke I aint that fat!!!!!

 

[gadfly]

I'm sorry... I know I wrote that I was retiring from the thread, but I just had to add one last post. This is the joke section afterall.....


From The Onion:
Afterbirthers Demand To See Obama's Placenta

August 27, 2009 | ISSUE 45•35
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WASHINGTON–In the continuing controversy surrounding the president's U.S. citizenship, a new fringe group informally known as "Afterbirthers" demanded Monday the authentication of Barack Obama's placenta from his time inside his mother's womb. "All we are asking is that the president produce a sample of his fetal membranes and vessels—preferably along with a photo of the crowning and delivery—and this will all be over," said former presidential candidate and Afterbirthers spokesman Alan Keyes, later adding that his organization would be willing to settle for a half-liter of maternal cord plasma. "To this day, the American people have not seen a cervical mucus plug, let alone one that has been signed and notarized by a state-certified Hawaiian health official. If the president was indeed born in the manner in which he claims, then where is his gestation sac?" Keyes said that if Obama did not soon produce at least a bloody bedsheet from his conception, Afterbirthers would push forward with efforts to exhume the president's deceased mother and inspect the corpse's pelvic bone and birth canal.

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[Ryan R]

It's One Big Ass Mistake America.

 

[tomfly]

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[Hllywd76]

Actually, that's not what it says at all. And, it certainly doesn't say that the birth certificate issued under this section would indicate that the location of birth was in Hawaii!

How can you cite that statute, but ignore the very next subsection which defines why the State of Hawaii cannot release birth certificates to parties that do not have a direct interest in the certificate (eg family members)?




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It's still we the people right.. Uh we the people have a direct interest in the birth records by law. He must show proof of his birth record to be eligble for that office.

Lets go work for him. he owns half the car companies now oh wait that was OUR money that paid for all that.

 

[gadfly]

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