Does he know about this?

I've been using SIMMS forever but I also use Patagonia. I honestly don't think you can beat Patagonia's return policy. Why give that up for another company? SIMMS are very good but if I had my choice, I'd return the Pats once a year for a new pair (if necessary).

Then you haven't seen the local woman up there.

You do realize you don't have to go trout fishing to do this. They sell these online.

i don't catch lotsa big trout but when I do I use one of these bad boyz to measure them. Measures length and girth. I have 150 various replicas of fish I've caught and never had to kill one of them. lay your fish flat on the surface and take a pic and send to taxi service. Pros: very...

Agreed. Probably smells better too.

By the way... Let's look at another part of the Orvis 100% Satisfaction guarantee... "For over 150 years, we have offered the strongest return policy in the business. We will refund your money on any purchase that isn't 100% satisfactory. Anytime, for any reason. It's that simple." This...

Masterbation and lots of it, seriously.

I got news for ya... It won't take long before you reelize how bad this site sucks.

Smarter than a hemi and it has a set: Unlike a hemi, this car is bad-ass: Can you handle something like this? It has the perfect little add-on packages just for you: It even has storage for your make-up kit.

Was the picture in your avatar taken after or before it was dropped and/or abused?

You spin me right 'round, baby right 'round like a record, baby Right 'round, 'round, 'round, You spin me right ' round, baby............... lets see who figures out where uhm goin with this

AIDS is catchy. Your guide hooks up with the right clients, he can catch AIDS all day long. AIDS Guiding Service.

I found this one for you and under $100.

Anything but that shit gear your hawkin on that lame ass site you're tryin tah pimp in your sig.

My girlfriend: So stop complaining. Imagine being me and having to deal with this.

If you don't already have one, grab yourself a chain for your wallets too. Pick pockets may be about. While you're giving your 15 minute presentation, I'll be outside keeping an eye on the cars in the parking lot. That ought to keep everyone seated long enough as to not disrupt your presentation.

"Secrets of the East Branch of the Delaware River" The title might be changed to something else? "Secret places to hide a drift boat" "The best kept secret hiding spot right in my back yard" "Stealthy drift boats" "Under Cover in Roscoe" "Stalking trout and driftboats on the West Branch"...

We're sure you do. You'll be leaving in pieces though.

I just reeceived another renewl letter from ff magazine.I cut my subscription off about 2 years ago but keep getting the renewl letters.The offerr is 20 dollars for 2 years.What do you get fro 20 dollars? Well you get FF magazine for 2 year but wait thats not all. Other than the magazine look at...