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Royal mess 9/6

golden beetle

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I call this the Royal Mess.

I will take a few suggestions.

This is a good opportunity for those I've ridiculed in the past to get in their revenge. This is a mess, I know it.
 

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Nothing royal about that thing.. How about keeping it "A Mess". You tying these things with your toes?


I call this the Royal Mess.

I will take a few suggestions.

This is a good opportunity for those I've ridiculed in the past to get in their revenge. This is a mess, I know it.
 
gb your proportion are off im not expert but definatly looks like your post has to much material and peacock herl should be 1/4 1/2 red floss 1/4 peacock lol other than that it has potential
 
Drink some more beer, that thing will start looking good then. Before you fish, pour a case into the stream above where you plan on fishing, so the fish get some goggles on also.

Actually, that fly will still fish, grease it up and use it on small streams for brookies, it should work. You're actually ahead of the game and don't know it, since you didn't crowd the head, which is where many people fuck it up. Tie the hackle in inside face down and don't criss-cross it around the wing, comes out neater. Are the tails moose hock or elk? Elk flairs more. When you tie the tail in at the bend, make the first couple of thread turns at a more moderate tension, and then lock it up behind those, won't flair as much. Shorten them up to shank-length as well.
 
There are two kinds of flies in this world. Those that catch fishermen and those that catch fish. That being said I agree with Trout Nazi, that fly will catch fish.
 
I don't think it will catch fish. I've never had any luck with that pattern, besides a few Cascade Mountain Retarded Cutthroat. Drunk tying is the best!
 
I call this the Royal Mess.

I will take a few suggestions.

This is a good opportunity for those I've ridiculed in the past to get in their revenge. This is a mess, I know it.
GB my only advise to you is if you keep listening to people who say dont worry that fly will still catch fish.The only flies you tie will look like shit.Strive for perfection.The fly should say something about yourself..If you know some proportions are wrong them fix them..dont be one of these guys who always cover there shittty tying abilities to always say, it will still catch fish.Thats not what tying our own flies is about..
 
GB my only advise to you is if you keep listening to people who say dont worry that fly will still catch fish.The only flies you tie will look like shit.Strive for perfection.The fly should say something about yourself..If you know some proportions are wrong them fix them..dont be one of these guys who always cover there shittty tying abilities to always say, it will still catch fish.Thats not what tying our own flies is about..

You've got a good attitude. I like the posts in this thread tho, pretty much all of them...
 
I tend to agree with everyone on your dumbass fly, i agree that it will catch fish, i also agree with those who offered how to improve it. Not being someone who ties flies, I also agree with the comment that pitbull made...... strive for perfection...
 
I tend to agree with everyone on your dumbass fly, i agree that it will catch fish, i also agree with those who offered how to improve it. Not being someone who ties flies, I also agree with the comment that pitbull made...... strive for perfection...

I promise to post another of my Royal Wulffs very soon.

It will kick ass.
 
hey guys since your being so honest to gb how does my royal look and i know the head is crowded i broke my thread right at the end so i quick wrapped and tyed
 

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gb that one is a little better what do you use as your post? and is the hackle surposed to come forward or backward and the tail is thin haha you know its great when you can tye the damn royal and you telling someone else how to do it lol its like i can see it in my head but i cant get it right when i tye it
 

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gb that one is a little better what do you use as your post? and is the hackle surposed to come forward or backward and the tail is thin haha you know its great when you can tye the damn royal and you telling someone else how to do it lol its like i can see it in my head but i cant get it right when i tye it

You are a good man, tf.
 
hey guys since your being so honest to gb how does my royal look and i know the head is crowded i broke my thread right at the end so i quick wrapped and tyed
Now thats nice! Can I buy a few of these from you? I particularly like how you trimmed down the wings; nice touch!
 
a turd would catch a fish too

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dont worry ill post a better one tomarrow gb you better stay up all night practicing this time ill actually try
 
a turd would catch a fish too

My most recent Royal is pretty good, TroutFever.

I brought it to a fly tying expert, and she said that to rate a royal, you needed to look at the following criteria.

First, floatability. Mine will float. She says so.

Second, aesthetic appeal. For you monkey balls out there, that means, does the fly look good? She says it looks good. Really fucking good.

Third, does it have red floss? She says it has the floss.

So, there you have it. My fly rocks.
 
There are two kinds of flies in this world. Those that catch fishermen and those that catch fish. That being said, this fly is neither.

Sorry to interrupt, but I noticed an error in Pete's post..... :thumb:
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pay attention to proportions

gb AND tf

this is the way they are supposed to look

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hey guys since your being so honest to gb how does my royal look and i know the head is crowded i broke my thread right at the end so i quick wrapped and tyed

proportions!

wing is either calf tail or calf body hair not white bucktail
 
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