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I'm a grown ass man

Catskill Mountain Man

Explore, and implore to explore
The water is low low low by me and the fishing has been tough this fall. I pretty much only fish the V kill behind my house now a days. It's a wonderful stream; I don't need to go anywhere else and it's 300 feet from my door. The heron pressure during the summer/early fall low water events really takes a toll on the big ones though. I've found 18+ inch browns dead with heron strikes both years I've been here

This was a 16 inch possibly more wild (this is not a stocked stream and has multiple natural barriers) brookie that was injured by a heron I almost caught by hand.

Daniel Heilmann - YouTube

Some of you might remember my Mongaup stories and video.

Once a year since I was 18 years old; I would float down the last 100 feet of the Mongaup river where it enters the Delaware and float down the Port Jervis area rapids; directly below the mongaup as well.

WITH NO FLOTATION DEVICE WHATSOEVER

You can forward to 2:00 but the video really shows the river's power

Alexander Delaney's Videos - YouTube

No boogie board, no life jacket, no tube. BUT I would always run a test run with a flotation device of some sort. The video above is of me doing a test run with a small children's floating board.

I've done that 6 years in a row with nothing but a bathing suit.

Almost every year when I get to the largest standing wave I NEED air and just at the last second the wave pushes me up and I get a gasp. I've almost drowned almost every time.

At 20 years old the Mongaup was really low... I slammed into a rock that was under water with my ass at about 15mph... My hip was sore for a month.

The last time (23 years old) after wading out into that river and looking down into that tornado of water knowing I had nothing to hang onto and hoping I don't hit my head or get my leg caught was an extreme thought.

It was the last time I went... I didn't do it this year.

When I was out in the middle of that river at 18 years old and getting ready to go down the Mongaup/Delaware rapids with no flotation device; not even a balloon animal. I said to myself

"Dan, the day you can't or won't do this is the day you need to consider yourself old."

Anyway I'm really only making this post for the veterans that remember this. I didn't risk the Mongaup this year and I'm deeply ashamed.

I hope you all are well
 
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The last time (23 years old) wading out into that river and looking down into that tornado of water knowing I had nothing to hang onto and hoping I don't hit my head or get my leg caught was an extreme thought.

I'm guessing you shoulda went with your gut on that one...
But maybe it did knock some sense into ya...
This last post of yours notwithstanding...
 
Was this post about fishing or floating down the river in your birthday suit. Dan... you are concidered a real man when the swimmies come off and the tweed jacket comes on. Can you post about the tweed jacket again?

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Was this post about fishing or floating down the river in your birthday suit. Dan... you are concidered a real man when the swimmies come off and the tweed jacket comes on. Can you post about the tweed jacket again?

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Jeez... if you feed the stray cats, they never leave.

Oooohhhhh... got it...
 
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I bought this Jacket when I visited my 2 best friends who ran away to WY for the summer. I flew out and we drove back after I was out there a week. Shitty drive.

We were in Dubois WY apparently the most isolated town in the continental US??

I fished the legendary wind river canyon in that jacket.

Picked it up the the Dubois thrift shop for $2.50

Best investment yet
 
I don't understand this, but I am jealous you are so close to nice water. Maybe snorkel it next year!
 
Note to Lightenup, I change my mind about the tweed jacket, the look has been ruined.

Now, if you really want to prove your manhood doing dangerous things, there is this place called the MILITARY, where bad-assedness can actually be put to good use. Of course, there is an intelligence test required to get in, but Tobias can give you the answers to the test and you can memorize them. That is unless you've hit your head on too many rocks.
 
CCM
I don't post often but I had to respond to this and some of your other threads. You don't seem like a bad guy but boy you sure do say the stupidest things. Please for your own good try thinking before you type.
 
Flyman23 that was just rude
He was just being truthful! CMM is probably a nice guy. Kinda reminds me of a Forest.

Hey CMM... You posted about crabbing not too long ago which tells me you might be into salt water stuff. You ever trying shrimping?
 
CCM
I don't post often but I had to respond to this and some of your other threads. You don't seem like a bad guy but boy you sure do say the stupidest things. Please for your own good try thinking before you type.

CCM,
For all of our entertainment, please do not think before you type. Drink your 7 beers, bang your head into a few walls, and peck away at the keyboard and let the stream of unconsiousness flow.
 
Back in the day when I was a whitewater canoeist we used to swim rapids a few times a year - even as adults. The theory was that it is not a good idea to get your first swim when you flipped a canoe - it was better to know what it was like before hand. Of course WW guys wear life vests.
 
Ahhh I miss you guys.

military? Not for me I could never kill someone. And I don't like using or being around guns (although I completely support the right).

Also to you people telling me to think before I type. At least I contribute I could go on another year or so hiatus if you'd like. I know I entertain some of you jack wagons.

V kill does not mean vagina kill. And the V isn't a v at all. Some people way back in the day refered to this stream on paper by how it looks. 2 small tributaries come streaming off a mountain and form almost a perfect V then make a main stem for about 2 miles before entering another larger warmer stream. Hence V kill. It's a really unique place and if you know my posts before you know where I'm talking about. This weekend I'll hike up to the hermits house, take a bunch of pictures and try to figure out how to post them correctly. But the stream is really low


Also, I am a very nice guy. Thanks everyone.
 
CMM; I suggest perhaps next year you should try Niagara Falls without a flotation device. You have the experience now , you should be fine.
 


Btw who are you?

Idk if you know who I am but I'm CMM. I have 6 years on this site and you have 40 posts...

So you can keep drawing yourself in emo black and white drawings but you're still just a greenhorn on this crab boat. She sails every winter when we don't want to risk the cold and instead post about our spring/summer/fall troutings to re-live the vigorous journeys or live different journeys through each other.

It's a wonderful tool so don't ruin it.

Welcome aboard
 
Just when I though this could'nt get any gayer..

So you can keep drawing yourself in emo black and white drawings but you're still just a greenhorn on this crab boat. She sails every winter when we don't want to risk the cold and instead post about our spring/summer/fall troutings to re-live the vigorous journeys or live different journeys through each other.
 
CMM, Good to hear you say proudly that you are a grown ass man.

Trouser Trout, Cabarle, Dluver and I are grown breast men.

Andy B is also a grown ass man, if you know what I mean...

Macfly is leaning to ass too.
 
CMM, Good to hear you say proudly that you are a grown ass man.

Trouser Trout, Cabarle, Dluver and I are grown breast men.

Andy B is also a grown ass man, if you know what I mean...

Macfly is leaning to ass too.

Cool, thanks man.

Glad to hear you're well. You didn't post for a long time and a post popped up here that you died and I believed it. Hows everything?
 
Cool, thanks man.

Glad to hear you're well. You didn't post for a long time and a post popped up here that you died and I believed it. Hows everything?

I check in on occasion.

Things are ok in my world.

Got another son due in a month. That has me preoccupied.

Hope all is well with you. I find your posts to be very entertaining. I laugh at your innocence and fascination with nature, but with a smile on my face and a light heart.

I relate to you, my friend.

Best.
 
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