Simms
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Far to often, we visit our favorite impoundment and are graced with the fly fishing crowd WHO THINKS they are fly fishermen. You know, the crowd who wears the faded WALLS camo duck waders with the BLAZE ORANGE license holder pinned to the back of their coat, or better yet, their fucking hat. The crowd who transitions from bait to FFO when the regulations changes. I don't understand. First off, we are fising for these trout, not using firearms. Second off, my fucking SHIRT is worth more than your whole god damn outfit, and ill be damned if I'm sticking a pin through the fabric/material.
A pair of LIGHTWEIGHT Rolland Martin specials can be had for that of the cost of the DICKS camo neoprene waders. Not only does it drastically cut down on my judgement I cast upon you, you are more COMFORTABLE int he warmer months when pursuing our slimy friends...
On numerous occasions, when checked by the men in green, I have been told as long as you are polite and not causing trouble, "I have no trouble with you keeping your license in your pack to prevent holes and what not in your clothing."
So ever since then, (well, before too) I have NEVER displayed by fishing license.
I guess what I'm trying to say despite this long winded post, is, anytime I see one of you fucking clowns displaying 1 or both of the aforementioned, I discredit everything you say. While I SHOULDN'T judge a book by its cover, considering there MAY be some of you out there wo dress like that and can fish the balls off me, the safe assumption most of the time is you cant.
The best is when those same people try to tell you "Oh i got a great deal at Cabelas on this combo."
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HAHHAAHA Sorry. Not even venting, just chucking out some useless banter. For those of you on here that do in fact do this, can you fucking not? Im not saying go out and deck yourselves out in SIMMS and Patty, but for christ sake, look the damn part....
A pair of LIGHTWEIGHT Rolland Martin specials can be had for that of the cost of the DICKS camo neoprene waders. Not only does it drastically cut down on my judgement I cast upon you, you are more COMFORTABLE int he warmer months when pursuing our slimy friends...
On numerous occasions, when checked by the men in green, I have been told as long as you are polite and not causing trouble, "I have no trouble with you keeping your license in your pack to prevent holes and what not in your clothing."
So ever since then, (well, before too) I have NEVER displayed by fishing license.
I guess what I'm trying to say despite this long winded post, is, anytime I see one of you fucking clowns displaying 1 or both of the aforementioned, I discredit everything you say. While I SHOULDN'T judge a book by its cover, considering there MAY be some of you out there wo dress like that and can fish the balls off me, the safe assumption most of the time is you cant.
The best is when those same people try to tell you "Oh i got a great deal at Cabelas on this combo."
#NEXT
HAHHAAHA Sorry. Not even venting, just chucking out some useless banter. For those of you on here that do in fact do this, can you fucking not? Im not saying go out and deck yourselves out in SIMMS and Patty, but for christ sake, look the damn part....