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With the days getting noticeably shorter, even though temperatures still climb into the high 80’s during the days, one cannot help but to begin thinking of those cold, crisp mornings, screeching drags, and silver bullets. A time when anglers are pushed to their limits, their gear tested, and small coffees are considered common speak.

However, it is hard to deny the fact the thought of NEFF, how it started and how far it has come doesn’t come to mind. Not because NEFF rises above the rest offering judgment free advice and tips or the fact each one of us is respectful, well behaved citizens, but because we all share a common passion. For some it’s a passion you share strictly here online, sitting behind your computer ( or Drive-Thru window) like a negro at Kool-Aid camp thinking you’re tough shit. Then there are a select few of us who have fostered life-long friendships by embarking on weekend outings fishing with each other from this board.

We have people from all walks of life here on NEFF. From pompous, know-it-all smartass pill popping Shallow Hal types to the cane-wielding, glasses propped on the bridge of nose, cigar puffing type. And then we have Beetle. Regardless of our lives outside of NEFF, we all find solace and peace from real-life rigors when we log on or when we meeting each other on the water for a morning hatch. While we don’t realize it, this community has a commonly accepted filter, or lack thereof. New members come and go however it’s the core group of us here that stick around. The fact we scare them away matters not. Those who can handle the constant shit storms spewed upon the board prove this fact.

This is the first board I have been a part of that encourages banter such as the type we display. Too often, an audience or the potential for one is quickly extinguished do to stiff moderation. Boards only have the appetite for FLY FISHING ONLY posts while anything else gets deleted or members banned. Having the ability to accept and in fact encourage threads and dialogue outside of the fly fishing world is what makes the fly fishing talk (on the rare occasion it makes it that far : ) so deep and informative.

The fact the moderators themselves interact with the members on here is what keeps topics and behavior in check, for the most part. We all understand this NEFF, as lenient as it may be, can be taken away just as quick. I think of NEFF as one of those buckets of candy you leave out with a sign on Halloween that says, “Only take one.” While I filled my pillow case up with the whole fucking bag, 99% of us on here respect that notion. The honor system.

I remember like it was yesterday. After my winter ski accident when I cut my leg in half, I was hobbling down the side of river, more specifically, Point Mountain. I approached the river as the sun was setting behind the trees in anticipation of trout looking up. As I adjusted my full leg cast, a gentleman came up to me, perplexed. I’d bet everything I have that this gentleman was thinking “WHAT THE FUCK is this retard doing with a full leg articulating cast on his leg, going fishing?” Turns out, this guy was Rusty. We chatted for a while and then he departed. Never met a nicer guy and just as friendly each time I saw him after as was the first encounter.

Beeber and Philthy Phil are two guys on here that are stand up gentlemen as well I met these dudes at the 1[SUP]st[/SUP] Annual Steelhead Bash who traveled all the way from PA. They both got into some great fish.

Ronbo, Ak Skim, D”Angler, Mike, all great guys. Many laughs were had around camp fires as bottles of fireball were tipped back and bullshit stories told.
Hell, I now hang out with Trout Guy and Sneelhead on a regular basis whether its in Miami on South Beach or NYC. Sometimes we fish… haha

Regardless, notice how all the fondest memories aren’t because of the biggest Steelhead we caught that day. Or the trifecta of trout a single BWO yielded. But the best memories are of comradery. Times after fishing we beef up that story about the 6’’ Brookie making it out to be a 21’’ slob. Those future trips we look forward to with the friends today.

NEFF is really a cool outlet. I can’t thank Dennis, Pete, and MAC enough for putting up with my shit as well as everyone else’s. If it wasn’t for this group of guys (and whoever else), Beetle would still have his internet privileges!!!

In closing, I have no fucking idea where I was going with this. Also, where the fuck has LYNCH been? Another great guy who I’ve fished in Pulaski, Ausable and places in between!! Such a stand-up guy who breathes fishing! Lynch come back! Its almost DSR SEASON!
 
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Well fuck me...that was beautiful. .....I wish I had more time to go on outings and meet more of you fools, but the ones I have met are stand up gentlemen...AGREED!
 
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Well that post has me all teary eyed. I have met many of you Noobs and fished with you and let me say, it has not been a pleasant experience. I fished and floated with BHC and One moe cast and was worried that the DEA would be waiting for us at take out. I floated with McFry and he made me row the whole time. It was ok until we hit the gamelands then he wanted to water ski. DC crowded and low holed me on the Delaware a few weeks back, then threatened to board my boat and beat me with a hockey stick. CTobias defiled me with his centerpin fishing. I have met Beetle on the water a few times and each time it cost ME money. I want all of you to stay away, far far away
 
Well fuck me...that was beautiful. .....I wish I had more time to go on outings and meet more of you fools, but the ones I have met are stand up gentlemen...AGREED!
I'd be up to have a group of these boobs meet at the McDonald's, as long as the meal was free again. :)
 
With the days getting noticeably shorter, even though temperatures still climb into the high 80’s during the days, one cannot help but to begin thinking of those cold, crisp mornings, screeching drags, and silver bullets. A time when anglers are pushed to their limits, their gear tested, and small coffees are considered common speak.

However, it is hard to deny the fact the thought of NEFF, how it started and how far it has come doesn’t come to mind. Not because NEFF rises above the rest offering judgment free advice and tips or the fact each one of us is respectful, well behaved citizens, but because we all share a common passion. For some it’s a passion you share strictly here online, sitting behind your computer ( or Drive-Thru window) like a negro at Kool-Aid camp thinking you’re tough shit. Then there are a select few of us who have fostered life-long friendships by embarking on weekend outings fishing with each other from this board.

We have people from all walks of life here on NEFF. From pompous, know-it-all smartass pill popping Shallow Hal types to the cane-wielding, glasses propped on the bridge of nose, cigar puffing type. And then we have Beetle. Regardless of our lives outside of NEFF, we all find solace and peace from real-life rigors when we log on or when we meeting each other on the water for a morning hatch. While we don’t realize it, this community has a commonly accepted filter, or lack thereof. New members come and go however it’s the core group of us here that stick around. The fact we scare them away matters not. Those who can handle the constant shit storms spewed upon the board prove this fact.

This is the first board I have been a part of that encourages banter such as the type we display. Too often, an audience or the potential for one is quickly extinguished do to stiff moderation. Boards only have the appetite for FLY FISHING ONLY posts while anything else gets deleted or members banned. Having the ability to accept and in fact encourage threads and dialogue outside of the fly fishing world is what makes the fly fishing talk (on the rare occasion it makes it that far : ) so deep and informative.

The fact the moderators themselves interact with the members on here is what keeps topics and behavior in check, for the most part. We all understand this NEFF, as lenient as it may be, can be taken away just as quick. I think of NEFF as one of those buckets of candy you leave out with a sign on Halloween that says, “Only take one.” While I filled my pillow case up with the whole fucking bag, 99% of us on here respect that notion. The honor system.

I remember like it was yesterday. After my winter ski accident when I cut my leg in half, I was hobbling down the side of river, more specifically, Point Mountain. I approached the river as the sun was setting behind the trees in anticipation of trout looking up. As I adjusted my full leg cast, a gentleman came up to me, perplexed. I’d bet everything I have that this gentleman was thinking “WHAT THE FUCK is this retard doing with a full leg articulating cast on his leg, going fishing?” Turns out, this guy was Rusty. We chatted for a while and then he departed. Never met a nicer guy and just as friendly each time I saw him after as was the first encounter.

Beeber and Philthy Phil are two guys on here that are stand up gentlemen as well I met these dudes at the 1[SUP]st[/SUP] Annual Steelhead Bash who traveled all the way from PA. They both got into some great fish.

Ronbo, Ak Skim, D”Angler, Mike, all great guys. Many laughs were had around camp fires as bottles of fireball were tipped back and bullshit stories told.
Hell, I now hang out with Trout Guy and Sneelhead on a regular basis whether its in Miami on South Beach or NYC. Sometimes we fish… haha

Regardless, notice how all the fondest memories aren’t because of the biggest Steelhead we caught that day. Or the trifecta of trout a single BWO yielded. But the best memories are of comradery. Times after fishing we beef up that story about the 6’’ Brookie making it out to be a 21’’ slob. Those future trips we look forward to with the friends today.

NEFF is really a cool outlet. I can’t thank Dennis, Pete, and MAC enough for putting up with my shit as well as everyone else’s. If it wasn’t for this group of guys (and whoever else), Beetle would still have his internet privileges!!!

In closing, I have no fucking idea where I was going with this. Also, where the fuck has LYNCH been? Another great guy who I’ve fished in Pulaski, Ausable and places in between!! Such a stand-up guy who breathes fishing! Lynch come back! Its almost DSR SEASON!
Man... I just hope whatever it is you're on.... you save enough for all of us. You're fucking nuts, but we already knew that. :)
 
Well that post has me all teary eyed. I have met many of you Noobs and fished with you and let me say, it has not been a pleasant experience. I fished and floated with BHC and One moe cast and was worried that the DEA would be waiting for us at take out. I floated with McFry and he made me row the whole time. It was ok until we hit the gamelands then he wanted to water ski. DC crowded and low holed me on the Delaware a few weeks back, then threatened to board my boat and beat me with a hockey stick. CTobias defiled me with his centerpin fishing. I have met Beetle on the water a few times and each time it cost ME money. I want all of you to stay away, far far away

LIAR!!!!!

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send me your email and I'll send you the full sized image so you can print it out and hang it over your fireplace.

****Just don't tell anyone about the $200.00.... I usually sell them for much more than that.
 
That pic is right before he rowed 20 yards downstream and dropped anchor. He told me he was rowing close so i can sign a release to use the picture in a magazine. It never happened.
 
I remember like it was yesterday. After my winter ski accident when I cut my leg in half, I was hobbling down the side of river, more specifically, Point Mountain. I approached the river as the sun was setting behind the trees in anticipation of trout looking up. As I adjusted my full leg cast, a gentleman came up to me, perplexed. I’d bet everything I have that this gentleman was thinking “WHAT THE FUCK is this retard doing with a full leg articulating cast on his leg, going fishing?” Turns out, this guy was Rusty.

I had already pretty much concluded from your posts that you were a retard, that day just confirmed my suspicions :)

Years later, I've fished with your dad and talked hunting with you and met you on many occasions, but not sure we've ever fished together ourselves. Let's change that one day soon. Small coffee on me.
 
I had already pretty much concluded from your posts that you were a retard, that day just confirmed my suspicions :)

Years later, I've fished with your dad and talked hunting with you and met you on many occasions, but not sure we've ever fished together ourselves. Let's change that one day soon. Small coffee on me.

Just make sure you book through Shannon's, Simms
 
Ill only be willing to meet up if WB wears his Afghani balaclava.


Well that post has me all teary eyed. I have met many of you Noobs and fished with you and let me say, it has not been a pleasant experience. I fished and floated with BHC and One moe cast and was worried that the DEA would be waiting for us at take out. I floated with McFry and he made me row the whole time. It was ok until we hit the gamelands then he wanted to water ski. DC crowded and low holed me on the Delaware a few weeks back, then threatened to board my boat and beat me with a hockey stick. CTobias defiled me with his centerpin fishing. I have met Beetle on the water a few times and each time it cost ME money. I want all of you to stay away, far far away
 
With the days getting noticeably shorter, even though temperatures still climb into the high 80’s during the days, one cannot help but to begin thinking of those cold, crisp mornings, screeching drags, and silver bullets. A time when anglers are pushed to their limits, their gear tested, and small coffees are considered common speak.

However, it is hard to deny the fact the thought of NEFF, how it started and how far it has come doesn’t come to mind. Not because NEFF rises above the rest offering judgment free advice and tips or the fact each one of us is respectful, well behaved citizens, but because we all share a common passion. For some it’s a passion you share strictly here online, sitting behind your computer ( or Drive-Thru window) like a negro at Kool-Aid camp thinking you’re tough shit. Then there are a select few of us who have fostered life-long friendships by embarking on weekend outings fishing with each other from this board.

We have people from all walks of life here on NEFF. From pompous, know-it-all smartass pill popping Shallow Hal types to the cane-wielding, glasses propped on the bridge of nose, cigar puffing type. And then we have Beetle. Regardless of our lives outside of NEFF, we all find solace and peace from real-life rigors when we log on or when we meeting each other on the water for a morning hatch. While we don’t realize it, this community has a commonly accepted filter, or lack thereof. New members come and go however it’s the core group of us here that stick around. The fact we scare them away matters not. Those who can handle the constant shit storms spewed upon the board prove this fact.

This is the first board I have been a part of that encourages banter such as the type we display. Too often, an audience or the potential for one is quickly extinguished do to stiff moderation. Boards only have the appetite for FLY FISHING ONLY posts while anything else gets deleted or members banned. Having the ability to accept and in fact encourage threads and dialogue outside of the fly fishing world is what makes the fly fishing talk (on the rare occasion it makes it that far : ) so deep and informative.

The fact the moderators themselves interact with the members on here is what keeps topics and behavior in check, for the most part. We all understand this NEFF, as lenient as it may be, can be taken away just as quick. I think of NEFF as one of those buckets of candy you leave out with a sign on Halloween that says, “Only take one.” While I filled my pillow case up with the whole fucking bag, 99% of us on here respect that notion. The honor system.

I remember like it was yesterday. After my winter ski accident when I cut my leg in half, I was hobbling down the side of river, more specifically, Point Mountain. I approached the river as the sun was setting behind the trees in anticipation of trout looking up. As I adjusted my full leg cast, a gentleman came up to me, perplexed. I’d bet everything I have that this gentleman was thinking “WHAT THE FUCK is this retard doing with a full leg articulating cast on his leg, going fishing?” Turns out, this guy was Rusty. We chatted for a while and then he departed. Never met a nicer guy and just as friendly each time I saw him after as was the first encounter.

Beeber and Philthy Phil are two guys on here that are stand up gentlemen as well I met these dudes at the 1[SUP]st[/SUP] Annual Steelhead Bash who traveled all the way from PA. They both got into some great fish.

Ronbo, Ak Skim, D”Angler, Mike, all great guys. Many laughs were had around camp fires as bottles of fireball were tipped back and bullshit stories told.
Hell, I now hang out with Trout Guy and Sneelhead on a regular basis whether its in Miami on South Beach or NYC. Sometimes we fish… haha

Regardless, notice how all the fondest memories aren’t because of the biggest Steelhead we caught that day. Or the trifecta of trout a single BWO yielded. But the best memories are of comradery. Times after fishing we beef up that story about the 6’’ Brookie making it out to be a 21’’ slob. Those future trips we look forward to with the friends today.

NEFF is really a cool outlet. I can’t thank Dennis, Pete, and MAC enough for putting up with my shit as well as everyone else’s. If it wasn’t for this group of guys (and whoever else), Beetle would still have his internet privileges!!!

In closing, I have no fucking idea where I was going with this. Also, where the fuck has LYNCH been? Another great guy who I’ve fished in Pulaski, Ausable and places in between!! Such a stand-up guy who breathes fishing! Lynch come back! Its almost DSR SEASON!

Definitely not plagiarized.
 
Not this time. But i think the female hormone pills he is taking are starting to kick in
 
LIAR!!!!!

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send me your email and I'll send you the full sized image so you can print it out and hang it over your fireplace.

****Just don't tell anyone about the $200.00.... I usually sell them for much more than that.

How about you ugly fat ass , water frothing snaggers, lose some weight! You're about to swamp that poor low profile hyde!
 
LIAR!!!!!

View attachment 10913

send me your email and I'll send you the full sized image so you can print it out and hang it over your fireplace.

****Just don't tell anyone about the $200.00.... I usually sell them for much more than that.

Great, just great. I got scammed out of my triangle taper fly line that i won fair and square, now no picture. I cannot see grey color so i do not know anything about paying $200 for it. I am contacting my attorney Beetle to start legal action. When i get done with you i will own your drift boat.
 
Great, just great. I got scammed out of my triangle taper fly line that i won fair and square, now no picture. I cannot see grey color so i do not know anything about paying $200 for it. I am contacting my attorney Beetle to start legal action. When i get done with you i will own your drift boat.
He's a math teacher now.
If you call him, he'll try to teach you math.
By the time he finishes re-educating you about decimals, you'll end up paying $2000.
 
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