Drift Boat Etiquette: Pissing from the Boat

[moosekid]

Educate me here. Obviously it's better to pull up on the bank, but old man dluver's low testosterone levels make him have to piss 4 times an hour.

Am I committing an abhorrent act by letting him piss off the stern?

 

[Pete]

If he pollutes the stream, he's committing the abhorrent act.
You're just the enabler.

If he can carry it in, he can carry it out.
Give him a bottle, or let him use the bailing can.
OR ...
With enough advance preparation, you can make this a non-issue:

 

[moosekid]

Easy to cast shade on would-be boat pissers from the comfort of your keyboard.

Stakes are different when you’re on a pod of rising fish.

 

[WBDluver]

I dont piss off the stern i did that once but got tangled in the anchor rope.

 

[Trout Guy]

Stakes are also different if your crushing beer all day.

Once the seal is broken, it’s game over man.

 

[lightenup]

Educate me here. Obviously it's better to pull up on the bank, but old man dluver's low testosterone levels make him have to piss 4 times an hour.

Am I committing an abhorrent act by letting him piss off the stern?

Did you get a new boat? If not, I would just piss on the deck..:applaudit:bootyshak

 

[moosekid]

Did you get a new boat? If not, I would just piss on the deck..:applaudit:bootyshak

@LU if I pissed as far as you can cast — I’d barely be able to make it out of the boat

 

[MACFLY]

If he pollutes the stream, he's committing the abhorrent act.
You're just the enabler.

If he can carry it in, he can carry it out.
Give him a bottle, or let him use the bailing can.
OR ...
With enough advance preparation, you can make this a non-issue:
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And they say America isn’t innovating anymore

 

[dcabarle]

I don't like pissing off the boat. The water is often cold and deep.

 

[Trout Nazi]

I dont piss off the stern i did that once but got tangled in the anchor rope.

Did you get your imagination out of the rope in one piece?

 

[hatchman]

I don't like pissing off the boat. The water is often cold and deep.

I have experienced the same chilling effect of pissing off
The boat . There’s also the danger of a snapping turtle
Snapping at it. I wouldn’t want the poor turtle to break
His beak.....

 

[hatchman]

Educate me here. Obviously it's better to pull up on the bank, but old man dluver's low testosterone levels make him have to piss 4 times an hour.

Am I committing an abhorrent act by letting him piss off the stern?

The new Simms G5 wader for the mature angler has a built in area
That accomodates an “ all day “ Depends under garment. Just make
Sure he disposes of it properly at days end , and doesn’t fling it out the window of his truck on the way home.

 

[Rusty Spinner]

The new Simms G5 wader for the mature angler has a built in area
That accomodates an “ all day “ Depends under garment. Just make
Sure he disposes of it properly at days end , and doesn’t fling it out the window of his truck on the way home.

I'm not even going to ask how you know that :crap:

 

[hatchman]

I'm not even going to ask how you know that :crap:

Actually just throwing out a new prototype idea for Simms . It will be a big Seller when all these millennial hipsters move on from fly fishing
To the next cool hip thing like throwing horse shoes or curling. That will
Leave all the old duffers who will need the new G5 depends waders because they’ll be beyond the G4 zippered waders , it will be huge , and
Simms will make depends cool and expensive ! Lol! Start saving your
sheckles Rusty , they’ll probably be in the $800 to $900 range
They’ll be the Simms G5 pro guide D ( D for depends )

 

[Catskill]

Actually just throwing out a new prototype idea for Simms . It will be a big Seller when all these millennial hipsters move on from fly fishing
To the next cool hip thing like throwing horse shoes or curling. That will
Leave all the old duffers who will need the new G5 depends waders because they’ll be beyond the G4 zippered waders , it will be huge , and
Simms will make depends cool and expensive ! Lol! Start saving your
sheckles Rusty , they’ll probably be in the $800 to $900 range
They’ll be the Simms G5 pro guide D ( D for depends )

New! SIMMS Bladder Bag Waders! lol

 

[hatchman]

New! SIMMS Bladder Bag Waders! lol

In theory yes, but their marketing department will have to make them
Something with a G# and Pro something to make them cool and expensive and a must have for the style conscious baby boomers
With ever weakening bladders . Immediately Yeti will come out with
an ultra cool $300 roto molded Depends disposal unit which will also be a must have for the drift boat or vessel of choice. Soon Hyde and Clackacraft will be making Ramps so they can drive their jazzy scooters
Right from shore into the drift boat. The aging baby boomers ( which I am one of , born in 1964 )are a fertile market for new products for the
Fly fishing industry. Lol!