vasectomy for Beetle

[golden beetle]

Look, my in-laws got me a vasectomy for Christmas, and I gotta do this soon.

They say its simple, and only in rare cases your nuts swell up for a few days.

What do you guys know?

 

[Trout Guy]

I think your two kids too late..

 

[lightenup]

I know that this is the smartest decision you have ever made....

 

[FIN-ITE 34]

Charlie Darwin would be happy if you had it done.

 

[tomfly]

I thought they were springing for the lobotomy.

 

[Rusty Spinner]

Don't do it Beetle. Your kids are too precious, current and future. Here's a shot I took of your kid recently the last time we fished together. The family resemblance is clear as everyone can see.

 

[emoussa]

Definitely do it. I'm sure your boyfriend can take care of the swelling.

 

[FIN-ITE 34]

Well lick me all over till I shine like a trout. I figured that with the way the Beetle acts now, he already had the brain surgery.

 

[FIN-ITE 34]

At least the kid's fish is bigger than the pike beetle caught on his guided trip down the mighty Passaic.

 

[Catskill Mountain Man]

At least the kid's fish is bigger than the pike beetle caught on his guided trip down the mighty Passaic.

And who are you good sir?

I'm sorry but GB has been here 3 more years than you and has multiple times more posts than you (albeit tons of gobbeldygook posts).

Respect your superiors no matter the circumstance.

Beetle, do it. Two kids is enough in this day and age. "

Godspeed

 

[MACFLY]

And who are you good sir?

I'm sorry, GB has been here 3 more years than you and has multiple times more posts than you (albeit tons of gobbeldygook posts).

Respect your superiors no matter the circumstance.

Beetle, do it. Tow kids is enough in this day and age. "

Godspeed

Sage advice from a 25 year old boob.

 

[golden beetle]

Well lick me all over till I shine like a trout. I figured that with the way the Beetle acts now, he already had the brain surgery.

I would rather play with play dough with my kid now than do this like I did in the past.

 

[Trout Fever]

Lol !!! I was thinking about getting done 2 kids is cool I have 2 boys 2 and 5 years old I don't know if the wife wants more now but I'm not going to be the reason we can't have an other you know what I mean !! But I'm also 29 not the beetles age

 

[Trout Guy]

You guys just need to learn how to pull-out.. Sheshhhh

 

[Joe D]

I am very surprised no one has volunteered to do the job for GB. There must be plenty of old rusty dull knives out there

 

[MACFLY]

Well plenty have volunteered to kick him in the nuts if that helps

 

[golden beetle]

Well plenty have volunteered to kick him in the nuts if that helps

I'm actually a nice guy, Macfly.

When you gonna stop YOUR act?

 

[MACFLY]

I'm actually a nice guy, Macfly.

When you gonna stop YOUR act?

Was it something I said

 

[dcabarle]

I know that this is the smartest decision you have ever made....

Not really, as it was given to him as a gift. This is the smartest decision someone else made on his behalf!

 

[dcabarle]

Don't do it Beetle. Your kids are too precious, current and future. Here's a shot I took of your kid recently the last time we fished together. The family resemblance is clear as everyone can see.


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Ohhh wow! That actually runs in the family! Nice one RS.

 

[dcabarle]

And who are you good sir?

I'm sorry but GB has been here 3 more years than you and has multiple times more posts than you (albeit tons of gobbeldygook posts).

Respect your superiors no matter the circumstance.

Beetle, do it. Two kids is enough in this day and age. "

Godspeed

You actually said another thing that made no sense. Who would have thought!

 

[golden beetle]

Not really, as it was given to him as a gift. This is the smartest decision someone else made on his behalf!

My in-laws gave it to me as a gift.

They were all there, sitting in a circle around me...

It felt more like an intervention.

 

[golden beetle]

And who are you good sir?

I'm sorry but GB has been here 3 more years than you and has multiple times more posts than you (albeit tons of gobbeldygook posts).

Respect your superiors no matter the circumstance.

Beetle, do it. Two kids is enough in this day and age. "

Godspeed

Turns out that when they give you a vasectomy, they don't remove both of your balls. Only one of your balls produces sperm.

They take the sperm producing ball, which the scientists call the "spermball."

The other ball remains in the sack.

 

[Trout Nazi]

I am very surprised no one has volunteered to do the job for GB. There must be plenty of old rusty dull knives out there

I've got a big new knife, but I think this job calls for tweezers and a magnifying glass. Actually scratch that, just a magnifying glass and a bright sunny day.