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Tagged Brookie and killer snapper!!!!

Simms

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Good Afternoon Ladies and Conservatives,

THis morning I awoke at 4:00 due to my biological alarm clock, but it happened to be a touch too early. I then set my phone alarm for 5:00am, however in a daze, I turned the sound off. DOH! I guess I didn't want to get up this morning!

At 7:00am I jumped out of my bed, got dressed, threw an egg on the stove and off I went! LATE! The HEMI was singin' as were the nitto's, damn they are loud...Made an hour trip in 39 minutes. Not sure as to why I needed to rush as the section of river I was going to fish is fairly remote, BUT, when ya gotta go, YA GOTTA GO!

I suited up and drenched myself in bug spray. The dang black flies were out in full force! I tied on a rootbeer bugger and caddis emerger and worked my way down my favorite run. At the end of the run, WHAM! This fish took me all over!! The drag was screaming and when this guy jumped out of the water, I was about to scream to!

A large brookie came to hand, and it was tagged! (I called it in, so we;ll see how much money this one is worth! I hope the 500 dollar fish!!! :) ) This fish was stocked in campground/park 3 miles upstream...Just goes to show how far trout do travel!

I rounded out the morning with many browns and bows, some dandys!!!!!! However, my last cast of the day resulted in a 40+lb beast...Yes, 40lb's...A SNAPPING TURTLE!! I was drifting this long pool, bouncing the bottom and my line stopped so I set. BAM. While, I thought i was snagged BUT it slowly came in...hmm, at first I thought it was a burlap bag...Upon further inspection it was a HUGE, NASTY, FEROCIOUS, KILLER snapping turtle...I had him hooked on the edge of the shell...Poor guy... I slowly brought him to shore, on 5lb test NONE THE LESS, :) and was able to salvage 1 of 2 flies...I wasn't putting my hand anywhere near that clamp...He was nasty! He slowluy made his way back to his deep haunt, and I vowed to myself I would never wet wade, NO MATTER HOW HOT IT GETS! Not that lightweight waders would do a damn bit of good against a snapping turtle, but it just makes me feel better...Will protect me from those helgremites and leeches though!!!

Enjoy the pics!!!

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Nice fish! Sweet Turtle... Turtle...

What Nitto's u runnin? I had the Terra's not so bad and now I have the 35" Trail's that like to sing a bit.
 
Beetle,

Thank you sir. Fins are perfect. Its a holdover of at least a year, if not more...

Fredy,

My pavement queen is running the mud grapplers....LOL They sing a sweet tune on the highway at 80mph... hahah

here she is..

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Yes nice pics and not one pic of them dam trout beads im am impressed :give-the-finger:

Artie you damned Leprechaun! HAHAHA! I only employ the trout beads when the steelhead are being selective...THey can't resist my oregon cheese and tangerineeeee :) I was going to throw on the pink leech, but i didn't want to post a pic of me using YOUR fly, while CATCHING fish nonetheless! :give-the-finger:

:) When we tak'n the scadden for a test drive?
 
Ill be there end of June...Have (2) Ausable trips scheduled within the next 3 weeks....Ill be over for the smallies and Lynch Atlanticssssss
 
AHHH, white, beautiful man...Shoulda went white..Black is beautiful, for the for 15 seconds... Love the Hoss's...

She sip the fuel? LOL Im getting an earth shattering 15.3mpg at 63mph..(most efficient MPH according to some reads) She has a big belly too, 34galsssssssss
 
15 mpg!! That's great. I get about 12-13 I used to get 17 when she was all stock. Once the lift went on so did the big meats. I used to have a black truck, never again! too much of a bitch to keep clean and hated the swirl marks. My last truck was a Denali XL in white and I will never get a nother color other than white again.
Even when she's sooooooooo dirty she still lokks clean :bouncing-boobs:
 
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Swirl marks? What are they? HAHA! My beast has never been through a cloth car wash (only touchless) and gets a clay bar and a coat of polish then wax every 3 months....SHe looks new, but holy SHIT within 15 minutes she is dusty...My gf hates it as I take her car when we are anticipating rain/during rain/after rain. LOL

White is the way to go...My dad has the Cummins in white and it always looks clean :)

I bumped up my mileage 2-3mpg with my chip...Diablo works!!!!!! not only did i get 53RWHP (and similar torque), I got 2.7mpg increase!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...that is, IF i stay out of the throttle :) oh, my 4.10's dont help either :)

Turbo helps, a lot for mileage, but I never stay out of the throttle...EVER...if I get 12mpg when im zippn around, its good. LOL When you break loose at 65mph when you hit the throttle, its addicting...(snort, snort)
 
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Swirl marks? What are they? HAHA! My beast has never been through a cloth car wash (only touchless) and gets a clay bar and a coat of polish then wax every 3 months....SHe looks new, but holy SHIT within 15 minutes she is dusty...My gf hates it as I take her car when we are anticipating rain/during rain/after rain. LOL

White is the way to go...My dad has the Cummins in white and it always looks clean :)

I bumped up my mileage 2-3mpg with my chip...Diablo works!!!!!! not only did i get 53RWHP (and similar torque), I got 2.7mpg increase!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...that is, IF i stay out of the throttle :) oh, my 4.10's dont help either :)

Turbo helps, a lot for mileage, but I never stay out of the throttle...EVER...if I get 12mpg when im zippn around, its good. LOL When you break loose at 65mph when you hit the throttle, its addicting...(snort, snort)

Nice, nothing like getting to the river FAST! LOL!
 
Those are two SWEET rides... I kinda have soft spot for MY girl. She's got an 8 cylinder engine, an exhaust system(well, kinda), and tires (sorry I didn't get close ups of rubber). If I can get her up to eighty, all the vibrations seem to quiet down and it's like the two of us are one... I know exactly how you guys feel about your "other women".
 

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I never took a pic of any of my trucks, then again I always left the tires and rims on that it came with, never had the need to compensate for anything either.
 
Not compensating for anything...IM just a motor head...You should see the sleds...STOCK is not in my vocabulary...

My hill-climb sled...Haven't been able to do it much with grad school and all...

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All i have to say is must be nice to have that kind of money to modify this or that i have enough trouble getting money just be able to buy a new toy!!!!!!
 
Artie, when your sponsored for racing, no money comes out of my pocket...ESP for the sled...Only thing i buy is the beer and burgers for dinner time...
 
Not compensating for anything...IM just a motor head...You should see the sleds...STOCK is not in my vocabulary...

My hill-climb sled...Haven't been able to do it much with grad school and all...

Simms,
Nice sled looks dangerous!!! :hubbahubba:
Don't even get me started on mods :smiley-sniffer: Here are just a couple from the stable.
No need to compensate... wife likes what she's gettn' :erection:
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Those are two SWEET rides... I kinda have soft spot for MY girl. She's got an 8 cylinder engine, an exhaust system(well, kinda), and tires (sorry I didn't get close ups of rubber). If I can get her up to eighty, all the vibrations seem to quiet down and it's like the two of us are one... I know exactly how you guys feel about your "other women".

now that's a sweet ride, i recently parted with a 94 F-150, two wheel drive, 5 speed, 300 CI straight six, 225k miles, crank windows, vinyl seat, thats what we refer to as a "men's truck". I bought it new in '94 for $9,999 + tax, cash......
 
DUAL ARROWS! SWEEEEEET! Man, that bike is ssaaaweeeet! What is she pushing for HP? My budy Allen races at Island Speedway with a 410hp 'busa....NO WHEELIE BAR... HAHA You prob have seen him if you been down there...

Here is my "trail" sleds...


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A little happy juice as well under the hood... :)

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Probably not. I really don't go to drags. Preffer road racing. The Monster is pushing over 130 hp it's the 998 motor, wife has the same bike in white with Termi's. The RC51 was pushing 125 hp which was pretty good for an 2001 1000cc twin. Lasy year picked up GSXR 750, need to get her on the dyno soon. Here are a couple more pics. The one with the flowers is the wife's track bike.
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Boy looking at all your toys makes me feel poor least i live close to the salmon river and dont have a giant gas bill to go fishing :crap::crap:
 
You haven't heard? I now run on veggie oil from the golden arches... I take their spent oil and power my thirsty hemi for 31 cents a gallon... mmmmm:smiley-sniffer:
 
sorry to interrupt the truck porn...just wanted to say great looking fish. I tried to rescue a snapping turtle from a farm road around Vernon a few years ago. It DID NOT want my help, and I decided my fingers were too important to keep trying. I hung around to make sure it got across, but we agreed that picking it up was a bad plan.
 
Probably not. I really don't go to drags. Preffer road racing. The Monster is pushing over 130 hp it's the 998 motor, wife has the same bike in white with Termi's. The RC51 was pushing 125 hp which was pretty good for an 2001 1000cc twin. Lasy year picked up GSXR 750, need to get her on the dyno soon. Here are a couple more pics. The one with the flowers is the wife's track bike.
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Are those training wheels on the back? If you promise to leave them on, maybe I could borrow it someday.
 
Trouser Trout,
No sorry, not training wheels :) They are race stands, the bikes do not have kickstands since they tend to drag in turns when leaned over.
 
I'll teach you how to ride bro, the least I could for your subliminal role in Fridays success. One among the Trout Nazi's hidden talents is road racing.
 
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