Golden Beetle's: INVITE ONLY fly swap

[golden beetle]

This fly swap is for the best of the tyers on NEFF.

You will get an invite from Beetle.

This is an invite only event.

Expect your invite to be sent to you by February 20th.

I will announce the list of tyers on February 29th.

If you are an ELITE tyer, expect a PM from the Beetle.

 

[Trout Fever]

now that is intersting

 

[WBDluver]

Got my invite a few minutes ago. Thank you, im honored

 

[Johnny Utah]

I got mine and a threat that if i didnt participate beetle would trash talk me. I declined the offer

 

[golden beetle]

I got mine and a threat that if i didnt participate beetle would trash talk me. I declined the offer

Listen up, douche bag.

These folks are already in Beetle's invite only fly swap...

1. Brk Trt
2. Andy Brasko
3. Mike Valla
4. Matt Grobert
5. Allen Landheer

And...

6. WBDluver.

Who the fuck is he?

FUCK YOU.

HE TIES A BAD ASS ELK HAIR.

So FUCK YOURSELF.

This swap.

BIG.

LOOK FOR YOUR INVITE.
s

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Johnny Utah, forum DOUCHE BAG...

You have DECLINED MY INVITATION to swap flies with the following GREAT MEN.

AND GREAT TYERS!

WHO WILL BE PART OF THE INVITE ONLY BEETLE SWAP!

AND FUCK EVERYONE.

THE TYERS?

I PUT THEM IN ORDER.

BEST TO WORST.

FUCK Y'ALL BITCHES.

EAT SHIT.

AND DIE.

1. Brk Trt
2. Andy Brasko
3. Mike Valla
4. Matt Grobert (send me a book, and you'll be #2)
5. Broadheadscreek (shit, I like your flies, but I WORK for AKSkim)...

The only REJECT?

Johnny.

SURPRISED?

Nah...

 

[Johnny Utah]

Sorry buddy I rejected your ass!

 

[Trout Fever]

beetle by saying you are putting in order of skill you must be looking for people to decline swaps are not about skill its about a brother hood

 

[Trouser Trout]

Listen up, douche bag.

These folks are already in Beetle's invite only fly swap...

1. Brk Trt
2. Andy Brasko
3. Mike Valla
4. Matt Grobert
5. Allen Landheer
6. Trouser Trout

And...

7. WBDluver.

Who the fuck is he?

FUCK YOU.

HE TIES A BAD ASS ELK HAIR.

So FUCK YOURSELF.

This swap.

BIG.

LOOK FOR YOUR INVITE.
s

---------- Post added at 03:38 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:24 PM ----------

Johnny Utah, forum DOUCHE BAG...

You have DECLINED MY INVITATION to swap flies with the following GREAT MEN.

AND GREAT TYERS!

WHO WILL BE PART OF THE INVITE ONLY BEETLE SWAP!

AND FUCK EVERYONE.

THE TYERS?

I PUT THEM IN ORDER.

BEST TO WORST.

FUCK Y'ALL BITCHES.

EAT SHIT.

AND DIE.

1. Brk Trt
2. Andy Brasko
3. Mike Valla
4. Matt Grobert (send me a book, and you'll be #2)
5. Broadheadscreek (shit, I like your flies, but I WORK for AKSkim)...
6. Trouser Trout

The only REJECT?

Johnny.

SURPRISED?

Nah...

Sorry GB, thanks for the invite, but i am out this time.

 

[golden beetle]

beetle by saying you are putting in order of skill you must be looking for people to decline swaps are not about skill its about a brother hood

It is about SKILL, DOUCHE BAG.

That's why, you just been BUMPED FROM THE LIST.

BITCH.

Here's the list of participants, in ORDER OF SKILL.

1. Andy Brasko.
2. Brk Trt
3. DCabarle...

Yeah, that's a fuckin joke.

But he's in the swap.

4. AKSkim (I work for AK. So he's ahead of Valla.)
5. MikeValla
6. G Lech
7. Wbdluver
8. TomK6251
9. Big Jake
10. AjfromNJ

Sorry, AJ.

You tie some bad ass flies.

But TomK6251...

He's better.

So is G Lech.

And Wbdluver.

I will update the list as necessary.

We are looking for 2 more tyers.

 

[Simms]

beetle by saying you are putting in order of skill you must be looking for people to decline swaps are not about skill its about a brother hood

The reason you never were considered for a spot on beetle's list is due to the fact you tie with beaver hair. The reason you tie with beaver hair is you feel the tuna smell that is given off during the submersion of the fly will help attract fish. YOURE a cheater, TROUT BEAVER.

 

[golden beetle]

The reason you never were considered for a spot on beetle's list is due to the fact you tie with beaver hair. The reason you tie with beaver hair is you feel the tuna smell that is given off during the submersion of the fly will help attract fish. YOURE a cheater, TROUT BEAVER.

Trout BEAVER....

YOU'RE OUT!

Simms is in.

BEADS.

FUCK THE PURISTS.

THIS SWAP?

IT IS ABOUT THE BEST.

SIMMS IN THAT GROUP.

Trout BEAVER?

SIT ON THE BENCH, BEAVER!

 

[Fredy]

Beetle,
It REALLY sounds like you are trying to have a secret sausage party. I feel sorry for those guys attending as they are in for a real surprise.

Tiers beware!! The Dung Beetle loves cock :erection:

 

[Trouser Trout]

Trout BEAVER....

YOU'RE OUT!

Simms is in.

BEADS.

FUCK THE PURISTS.

THIS SWAP?

IT IS ABOUT THE BEST.

SIMMS IN THAT GROUP.

Trout BEAVER?

SIT ON THE BENCH, BEAVER!

By all means Simms should be in, if for no other reason than his charitable contribution of copious fly tying material.

 

[Trout Fever]

yea simms thats it im out never agreed to be in .....

 

[AKSkim]

trying to have a secret sausage party. I feel sorry for those guys attending as they are in for a real surprise.

Tiers beware!! The Dung Beetle loves cock :erection:

Sonny Freddie...

I think you are showing your TRUE COLOURS.

Every post of yours has a common theme.. a certain part of the male anatomy.

Go right ahead and just open your closet door Freddie Fella and be free !!!!

Your - a - flame

 

[golden beetle]

Beetle,
It REALLY sounds like you are trying to have a secret sausage party. I feel sorry for those guys attending as they are in for a real surprise.

Tiers beware!! The Dung Beetle loves cock :erection:

That's some funny shit, Fredy.

I laughed.

Seriously.

I laughed.

But you won't be laughing on Thursday, the 16th.

Why?

Because RRTU rescheduled.

And we're going HEAD TO HEAD with your presentation.

"Fishing with Mongoloids?"

I don't think so.

Don Bastian sounds a lot better.

And worth the drive.

RVTU will be crushed on Thursday.

Crushed.

 

[AKSkim]

Well if you get BRK TRT, Andy, Matt, AJ...

You will get BHC, and Valla.

Can you imagine if say I frame that swap how much we could raise for RRTU ?

If someone else donated their swap.. even more !

Where will it go?

GLech and his conservation efforts.

NJTU Conservation School for kids.

Great opporunity for RRTU to donate to other causes.

 

[Simms]

Fredy,

Thats a nice 'bow!!!!!!

 

[Fredy]

Sonny Freddie...

I think you are showing your TRUE COLOURS.

Every post of yours has a common theme.. a certain part of the male anatomy.

Go right ahead and just open your closet door Freddie Fella and be free !!!!

Your - a - flame

Every post?? LOL!

I am sorry if I offended you by picking on your boyfriend. LOL!

 

[AKSkim]

Every post?? LOL!

I am sorry if I offended you by picking on your boyfriend. LOL!

Yeah.. but Freddie your HOMO dreams are really coming through.

Time for you to talk to some professional and get help.

If that is the way you are, that is the way you are.

Clinton brought in the don't ask BS.

Just glad you are up in the mountains and not serving in the military.

If you think I am just being funny, your dead wrong.

Get your HOMO ass some help.

 

[Fredy]

Ok, point taken. Do you still have the phone number for the doctor that helped YOU?? :rofl:

 

[golden beetle]

Ok...

So...

I've got EVERY PERSON I TARGETED SO FAR.

Some VERY big names.

I'm waiting on a few more confirmations.

I'll give it til February 29th to announce the swap details.

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yea simms thats it im out never agreed to be in .....

Let's be clear.

You may get an invite.

If I can't get the guys I actually want.

 

[Fredy]

If I can't get the guys I actually want.

LOL!


:flasher:

 

[AKSkim]

Ok, point taken. Do you still have the phone number for the doctor that helped YOU?? :rofl:

ME ???

Nope, never been like you people.

Actually, I have many jokes about.... But unlike you I have NO FIRST HAND EXPERIENCE or DESIRES....

Maybe checkout www .308 end ME HOMO WAYS.. web site.. this is truly the ONLY solution for your unnatural life style FREDDY yo-TEDDY..

 

[golden beetle]

LOL!


:flasher:

Dude, you're cracking me up tonite...

Not sure about your smilies w/ dicks obsession...

Funny?

Yeah.

 

[Fredy]

News flash! The closest door is NOT locked!!! You CAN come out if you like AK. We won't hold it against you. Although the Beetle might want to.uking-smiley:

 

[AKSkim]

News flash! The closest door is NOT locked!!! You CAN come out if you like AK. We won't hold it against you. Although the Beetle might want to.uking-smiley:

Fredy:

I am sorry I posted my comments.

You are not ready and still in full denial about your sexuality.

You are more than welcome to stay in the closet you been for the past 40 years or so.

But please do not be offended if I keep my son away from you.

He is not YOUR TYPE so to speak.



Just that now EVERYONE on NEFF knows your are a homo.

So please don't be offended about the cock sucking jokes in your name come up (no pun intended) come up (again no pun intended you F-N homo cock sucker).

 

[Fredy]

AK,

I am sorry I posted my comments.

You are not ready and still in full denial about your sexuality.

You are more than welcome to stay in the closet you been for the past 40 years or so.

But please do not be offended if I keep my son away from you.

He is not YOUR TYPE so to speak.



Just that now EVERYONE on <ACRONYM title="North Eastern Fly Fishing">NEFF</ACRONYM> knows your are a homo.

So please don't be offended about the cock sucking jokes in your name come up (no pun intended) come up (again no pun intended you F-N homo cock sucker).<!-- google_ad_section_end -->

LOL! I'm pissin' myself laughing so f'n hard!!! :rofl::rofl:

 

[AKSkim]

Ah yes......


Freddie... Freddie... You f-N homo...


Penn State job just closed for you what are you going to do now?

Oh I know.....


Get a banjo....

 

[Fredy]

Quote "Freddy:

The best thing you can do is just walk away.

To try to come back at me, I will just toy with you and then hurt you.

I know you are R&V V.P.

But on <ACRONYM title="North Eastern Fly Fishing">NEFF</ACRONYM>, you do not stand a chance going against me.

This is my play ground and I rule it, tell you straight up, you are no match.

As in the first line, just walk away, and don't ever challenge me.

Your one and only warning.

Have a nice day.

Dennis " end quote<O</O

<O
AKSkim aka Dennis,

It's obvious you have maturity, anger, and homophobic issues. Call your doctor back, it did not work.

I attached the PM you sent me so people can see how you really act. I don't need to hide, my name is Fredy and yes that is me in my avatar. I am happy you know who I am but, don't get to close I would not want your boyfriend to get jealous. I find it funny that you can't handle what you started by defending your boyfriend the Beetle. So now you resort to sending a somewhat threatening PM. LOL! Ridiculous, really?

Walk away from the keyboard and get a drink. You should be careful sending somewhat threatening PM's to people as they could not go in your favor. You have sent PM's like this to other people only to embarrass yourself as we laugh in the backround.

So it seems you should heed your own advice and "just walk away" since you really can't handle yourself like a grown man, just sayin'. I apologize for my bluntness, I call it how I see it.

Tight lines,
Fredy (yup, that's me)