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Cleopatra's Barge . . .

onemorecast

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must have been a Hyde. Well, not exactly. But I did feel like Cleo yesterday while I was being rowed around the West Branch by our own DCabarle.

A few weeks ago, Dennis was nice enough to offer to go in on a drift boat rental (hereafter known as "the ship") so he could show me around the West Branch, where I could make the best possible use of my supreme casting skills and maybe teach Dennis a thing or too. So we set that up for this weekend and launched the ship from Deposit around 11 a.m. yesterday.

Obviously my remarks about my casting skills are meant to be facetious - anyone who's seen me fish knows I have a lot to learn. One's skill level (or in my case, lack thereof) becomes even more evident when fishing tough waters like the WB. Anyone who has seen Dennis cast, knows he's one of the best.

The Captain and Oarsman Extraordinaire
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Dennis was a great host and guide, pointing out all the productive pools, the best areas of each to fish, and occasionally even a few "celebrity" homes. He rowed his arms off all day, and was willing to slam on the brakes and drop anchor wherever I wanted.

We hit some pools where the bugs were really thick and others that were relatively barren.

The Sulphurs were very small
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Cornuta (the camera didn't capture the unique green color of body)
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In the evening the Stonefly pirates tried to hijack the ship
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We went down some lesser fished side channels, lined with Japanese Knotweed. I did my part to help kill that stuff (it does make a good privacy screen by the way).

The view of the "lifestyles of the rich/lucky and famous" homes was excellent. I was pretty impressed with this backyard setup.

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Dennis got to show off his excellent casting skills in some of the places we stopped to cast to rising fish. Well, maybe not so excellent. :rolleyes: In his defense, I was sitting directly in his backcast and knew it was bound to happen sooner or later and should have moved to the back of the ship. At least I can say that Dennis gave me a birthday gift. A new piercing. I think I'll leave it there and set a new trend. Actually, it is still there and I plan on doing a little surgery as soon as I finish this post before it festers.

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I bought some new sunblock at AK's favorite store (LL Bean) and was very impressed. I applied it ONCE at home before I left at 7:30 a.m. and never once had to reapply. I got no color at ALL, except my ear as you can see, because I always forget them when applying sunblock. There was no need to disinfect waders, as I forgot mine and wore shorts and siped-soled sticky rubber water shoes when I did get in the water.

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We ended the day with a decent foot long brownie that Dennis got right around dusk (and didn't want a picture of), then steered the ship back to the WBA in the dark. And speaking of the dark, Dennis's headlamp is bright enough to use as a lighthouse beacon!

My thanks to Dennis for the excellent tour of the WB. It was one of the best birthdays I've had in a long time!
 
Jessie,

That's a strange place to carry your spare flie's. hope you remember to unbarb the hook's before putting them away....:crap:

K
 
When do you think I can get my fly back? Can you wash any ear chunks off it before I get it... ahhhh nevermind... Give it to me with the ear chunks, I hear (no pun intended) they make good bait!

We had a good day floating around. We found a few fish but couldn't seem to coax any to take our stuff. I had 1 follow the fly that was in Jess's ear and one slammed another fly but I was too slow on the take. Presentation was perfect, but I'm sure anyone reading this must have already known that.

It was tough fishing but it was a lot of fun.
 
When do you think I can get my fly back? Can you wash any ear chunks off it before I get it... ahhhh nevermind... Give it to me with the ear chunks, I hear (no pun intended) they make good bait!

When I get home from work, I'll take a picture of what's left of that fly and you can then decide whether you want it back. ;)

Sorry - no ear chunks are available at this time. They are on backorder. Maybe the next time someone sticks me with a barbed hook I can donate a chunk or two. The extraction involved the use of a magnifying mirror, a pair of wire cutters, nippers, some Bactine, alcohol, nail polish remover and eyes in the back of my head. Oh wait, mine are in the front, but luckily my ear is flexible. :D Painless and chunk-free.
 
You didn't go to sleep with that in your head did you?

Yes, as a matter of fact. Three times. Twice on the way home I had to pull over and nap in order not to run my truck off the road. Then once I got home (at 5:30 a.m.!), I crashed for a few more hours.
 
I was never one for doing a suicide run when it comes to fishing.

When you really look at it, just not worth it. It only takes one mistake.. doze off...

Sounds like you had yourself on nice B-Day present.
 
We had a good day floating around. We found a few fish but couldn't seem to coax any to take our stuff. I had 1 follow the fly that was in Jess's ear and one slammed another fly but I was too slow on the take. Presentation was perfect, but I'm sure anyone reading this must have already known that.

It was tough fishing but it was a lot of fun.

DC,

Years.

For years i've been trying in one way or another to "hook up" with you (not in the one aforementioned ear kinda way) to do a little fishing...

What gives?

What does Jessie have that I don't?...

Oh, yeah... nevermind.

Well, I wouldn't be caught dead on the wb on the weekend, ANYWAY.

(well, fact is, if I DID go to the wb on the weekend, if caught by some of my weekend warrior aquaintances here, I just might be, well, dead).
 
So....Jessie/Dennis
I am looking at that fly pattern...and it looks a little like a Galloup Cripple pattern??? Are you on to one of the best kept secrets of the WB???
OM
Enhancing this patttern with a bit of flesh is something I never gave any thought to....
 
Excellent!!! Nothing better than having your own rowing servant....

How about adding the nymph and emerger to properly round out your piercings:D
 
Hi all,

Removing a hook:

This works great, I have done it about 20 times in my fly fishing resort manageer/guiding career.

I keep about a two foot section of old flyline in my vest.

1) Take the flyline and wrap it around the bend of the hook

2) Don't be shy about this direction -

While you are pressing down on the shank of the hook (this unhooks the barb), give the flyline a sharp tug straight back away from the eye and parallel to the shank.

The hook will just pop right out.

Now, that said, an ear or cheek or lip (I won't say who was hooked where) needs to be secured with an extra set of hands so that you pull the hook out and not the ear off!!!

This really works well and nearly painlessly.

I am sure someone can find illustrations or a web blog to demonstrate, if not, I will ask for volunteers to hook themselves and we can film the removal and make millions from the re-runs.

Jim
 
I am sure someone can find illustrations or a web blog to demonstrate, if not, I will ask for volunteers to hook themselves and we can film the removal and make millions from the re-runs.

Jim

Jim -

I've heard about that one. I was doing some web searching and almost every medical site advised that as the quickest and easiest thing to do but they all said not to do it on an earlobe. That's why I passed it over. I hadn't thought about the extra set of hands to hold it still.

I'll volunteer Dennis to be your first test subject. ;)
 
DC,

Years.

For years i've been trying in one way or another to "hook up" with you (not in the one aforementioned ear kinda way) to do a little fishing...

What gives?

What does Jessie have that I don't?...

Oh, yeah... nevermind.

Well, I wouldn't be caught dead on the wb on the weekend, ANYWAY.

(well, fact is, if I DID go to the wb on the weekend, if caught by some of my weekend warrior aquaintances here, I just might be, well, dead).

John,

After seeing what he did to Jessie...I would recommend that you don't go fishing anywhere near Dennis.

Cdog
 
John,
You need to go with Dennis when it is streamer season! I once had a 20# striper and one of my trusty Gibbs poppers hooked to my pinky. That was fun, not one of those dinky 18 hooks!

Rich
 
Safe casting in a shared small boat...
Always cast (roughly) perpendicular to the centerline of the watercraft, in the direction that will keep your casting arm away from your companion....ie.
  • If both fishers cast right handed, the person in the bow should cast in the port direction, the person in the stern should cast in the starboard direction.

    If both fishers cast left handed, the person in the bow should cast in the starboard direction, the person in the stern should cast in the port direction.

    If there's a left handed caster in the bow and a right handed caster in the stern, both should fish in the starboard direction. If they switch positions they can fish in the port direction.

    As suggested by our old friend fcch.... Always wear protective eyewear.

    Finally, if you're fishing with Dennis, always wear your NEFF hat.
I have a brother who had reason to wish that I'd though of the "side of the boat thing" 40 years ago, (got him in the eyebrow). On the next trip he brought his own boat...

Proposed design for the NEFF fishing hat....
 

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After seeing what he did to Jessie...I would recommend that you don't go fishing anywhere near Dennis. Cdog

I think most of you out there have totally missed the point.. no pun intended.

Just need to look back into American culture to Superman.

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When Superman would confront a robber, the robber would empty his .38 cal
hand gun into Superman's chest and he wouldn't even flinch while taking
six bullets squarely in the chest!

When his weapon was empty.. he would throw it Superman..

and Superman would dodge it.

Lesson learned...

DUCK!!!! Next time duck Jessie, learn to duck like Superman would.
 
Safe casting in a shared small boat...
Always cast perpendicular to the centerline of the watercraft, in the direction that will keep your casting arm away from your companion....ie.
  • If both fishers cast right handed, the person in the bow should cast in the port direction, the person in the stern should cast in the starboard direction.

    If both fishers cast left handed, the person in the bow should cast in the starboard direction, the person in the stern should cast in the port direction.

    If there's a left handed caster in the bow and a right handed caster in the stern, both should fish in the starboard direction. If they switch positions they can fish in the port direction.

    As suggested by our old friend fcch.... Always wear protective eyewear.
I have a brother who had reason to wish that I'd though of this 40 years ago, (got him in the eyebrow). On the next trip he brought his own boat...

Petie-Po...

You're like an old fart or a stick in the mud.

Everyone is having a little fun with Jessie's thread and you have to post this...

It really flows with the rest of the posts I'll tell ya....

I was looking for the chuckle factor, and guess what????

You're a ZIPPO.. devoid of humour you are.

I highly recommend you do us all a favour and scrub your own post.
 
Poor Dennis. We're really laying it on thick!

WHOA.... there Lois...

Now if YOU wouldn't have posted the photo of your ear piece.... would we be a poking and a jabbing this very afternoon????

HUMMmmmm.... yup...

We would be.. but it would be directed at Petie-Po.... and not DC.
 
Proposed design for the NEFF fishing hat....

The Kevlar PASGT helmet provides ballistic protection for the head from fragmenting munitions, composed of multiple layers of Kevlar 29 ballistic fibre and phenolic PVB resin which makes it too heavy for fly fishing.

I do suggest the CCM Model B-HT2L with the Itech RBE1 half face shield.

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Light weight, better ear & eye protection against flying objects and waving sticks.

Plus the added feature of making Dennis C feel right at home.
 
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I do suggest the CCM Model B-HT2L with the Itech RBE1 half face shield.

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Plus the added feature of making Dennis C feel right at home.

Yeah, right at home, but he'd probably come in low and check ya, right into the drink.(either that or scream "HE'S HIGH STICKING" every time you cast)

What a LONG day that would be...
 
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