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Upper D 6/5 - 6/6

mudbug201

loose loops, sink tips
My cousin and I got out for one of our semi-annual trips this weekend. They used to be more frequent, these weekends, and also usually involved several questionable decisions, at least one brush with the law, a range of mild bodily injuries (e.g. broken thumb, sprained ankle) and two or three crippling hangovers. Every once in a while one of us caught a fish.

These days, they're less frequent. We injure ourselves less. We catch more fish. We take our boys, ages 10 and 4. We still usually make a couple of bottles of Bulleit rye disappear, but we suffer more for it. (My son, the littler one, gets up at 6am like clockwork every morning, regardless of what kind of stupidity I happen to be engaging in at 2am.)

Kept the boys out late on the river one night and got into a mixed hatch of sulfurs, Isos, and caddis. Actually not entirely sure about the Isos part. It was pretty dark. I believe the technical term is "medium sized gray bastards."

We spent half an hour working a big stubborn brown that was taking something in the film, with no luck. But it was the only show in town. With the kids yawning and wondering aloud if we should just call it a night and go home and watch Star Wars, we decided to stick around.

Right at dusk, the pool we were in started to boil. I was convinced they were on the sulfurs, and tied on a bushy sulfur dun with a small parachute sulfur emerger. No dice.

With light fading, we decided some of the rises looked more like sipping than smutting. My cousin tied on a sulfur spinner on his Loomis NRX 5 weight (a sweet stick) and handed it to me. A few casts later, we'd put a few nice fish in the net, and the kids were sufficiently impressed with their dads that we could call it a night. Next time I tell this story the fish will be bigger. But for now, they were more than okay.

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Nice fish!!!

But shit, waking at 6am? You must be a banker.

Its light at 4am now, get up!
 
Nice fish!!!

But shit, waking at 6am? You must be a banker.

Its light at 4am now, get up!
Shit man... It seem the older I get the earlier I wake up! I'm at 530 - 600 every morning and I don't like it. I think I might be turning into a woman too because it takes me 3-4 times to get my shit together these days. WB, you're a woman now, got any pointers for me?

Anyway... Nice story MB. I find that olives always work unless they're taking the spinners. No matter what time I get in the water, I'll always have an olive on. They just taste so damned good to those fish. It sucks that we have to wait for the sun to completely dissolve before the water starts to boil. Why can't we get an hour of that!

One thing that amazes me is right before the water starts to boil, everyone leaves! It's the most amazing thing!

So one more thing. The water on the West Branch is boiling with fish. Where the hell do they all go during the day!?! The water boils for as far as your eyes can see. Thousands of them everywhere... WHERE DO THEY GO!?!?!! The way the water looks, one would think you couldn't step in the water without stepping on a trout.

Anyway, if we don't get the water we need, all those fish are going to die off and never return but more importantly, I won't have any water to float my boat in and I hate fishing the West Branch (even if the fish are MUCH BIGGER and fight 10* better than any other river). I just don't like it.
 
Shit man... It seem the older I get the earlier I wake up! I'm at 530 - 600 every morning and I don't like it. I think I might be turning into a woman too because it takes me 3-4 times to get my shit together these days. GB, you're a woman now, got any pointers for me?

Anyway... Nice story MB. I find that olives always work unless they're taking the spinners. No matter what time I get in the water, I'll always have an olive on. They just taste so damned good to those fish. It sucks that we have to wait for the sun to completely dissolve before the water starts to boil. Why can't we get an hour of that!

One thing that amazes me is right before the water starts to boil, everyone leaves! It's the most amazing thing!

So one more thing. The water on the West Branch
is boiling with fish. Where the hell do they all go during the day!?! The water boils for as far as your eyes can see. Thousands of them everywhere... WHERE DO THEY GO!?!?!! The way the water looks, one would think you couldn't step in the water without stepping on a trout.

Anyway, if we don't get the water we need, all those fish are going to die off and never return but more importantly, I won't have any water to float my boat in and I hate fishing the West Branch (even if the fish are MUCH BIGGER and fight 10* better than any other river). I just don't like it.

I will ask GB when he is done with his period. Please dont use the words BOIL, FISH or WEST BRANCH DELAWARE. It is too painful for me when i think about all those dead fish. The fish in the Beaverkill, Willow, Bushkill, Lehigh and Broadheads are all dead all ready due to no cold water release and now you must bring up this painful subject.
 
I hear ya! I'm up at 330 AM, 7 days a week. Nothing kick starts the day more than an early morning gym session.

Shit man... It seem the older I get the earlier I wake up! I'm at 530 - 600 every morning and I don't like it. I think I might be turning into a woman too because it takes me 3-4 times to get my shit together these days. WB, you're a woman now, got any pointers for me?

Anyway... Nice story MB. I find that olives always work unless they're taking the spinners. No matter what time I get in the water, I'll always have an olive on. They just taste so damned good to those fish. It sucks that we have to wait for the sun to completely dissolve before the water starts to boil. Why can't we get an hour of that!

One thing that amazes me is right before the water starts to boil, everyone leaves! It's the most amazing thing!

So one more thing. The water on the West Branch is boiling with fish. Where the hell do they all go during the day!?! The water boils for as far as your eyes can see. Thousands of them everywhere... WHERE DO THEY GO!?!?!! The way the water looks, one would think you couldn't step in the water without stepping on a trout.

Anyway, if we don't get the water we need, all those fish are going to die off and never return but more importantly, I won't have any water to float my boat in and I hate fishing the West Branch (even if the fish are MUCH BIGGER and fight 10* better than any other river). I just don't like it.
 
Well it looks like the younger fashion craze of wearing your pants below your ass crack has extended to the fishing world, judging by the look in pic 3.

glad you noticed that.

Here's what's going on in that photo. I'm trying to bestow some gems on my little cousin about how to read water when the fish aren't rising.

I hear this gurgling sound and see suds floating down the river in front of me, glance over, and he's dropped his waders and is pissing directly into the West Branch. His dad, who is an overgrown 10 year old, probably put him up to it and took the photo.

Kids these days. I was laughing way too hard to be mad at him.
 
Why do you goons use waders anyway? They are useless, unless you get some type of mold buildup in your vagina's from the water, but the water isn't even that high.
 
Why do you goons use waders anyway? They are useless, unless you get some type of mold buildup in your vagina's from the water, but the water isn't even that high.

Because I don't wear shorts because of the UV from Global warming, and I don't want to walk into the Hancock McDonalds for dinner with wet pants. I like to keep my standards high when I go out to eat.
 
Anyway... Nice story MB. I find that olives always work unless they're taking the spinners. No matter what time I get in the water, I'll always have an olive on. They just taste so damned good to those fish.

That's true, but they also eat sulfurs like candy. Generally this time of year I fish Isos and olives - often as a tandem, with a parachute olive emerger as the dropper - but I'll switch to sulfurs as soon as I see more than a handful of them coming off the water. Love those little yellow fuckers. Easy to see. The duns stay on the water forever. Probably my favorite hatch of the season.

One thing that amazes me is right before the water starts to boil, everyone leaves! It's the most amazing thing!

So one more thing. The water on the West Branch is boiling with fish. Where the hell do they all go during the day!?! The water boils for as far as your eyes can see. Thousands of them everywhere... WHERE DO THEY GO!?!?!! The way the water looks, one would think you couldn't step in the water without stepping on a trout.

Yeah I don't get either of these things. Two guides took their clients off the river right in front of us, after sitting and waiting an hour for something to happen. They had their boats just about trailered when the river erupted.

Note to guides: if you pass a boatload of dudes and little kids in cutoff jean shorts waiting for the evening hatch, and you get off the water before them, you're soft. Your clients deserve a refund.:)

(of course, if it's their choice it's understandable.)

As for where the fish go, I've thought about this a million times. I'm sure someone on this board probably knows the answer. Do they stack up in deep water during the day to eat nymphs or do they stay in their lies all day and just hang low? It's even more bewildering in some of the shallow pools on the WB where there isn't a ton of structure. You can see the bottom and it looks totally devoid of trout during the day, and yet when night comes the whole pool is lighting up like a christmas tree. What gives?

I'll add one more thing I see all the time that I don't understand. Why do guys stand in riffles pounding the water endlessly with dry flies in the middle of the day with full sun on the water? Unless it's some kind of physical therapy exercise, I don't get it. You might pick up a couple of fish nymphing the riffles if you cover a lot of water and move quietly and work hard at it. But standing in one place double-hauling a dry fly or a nymph over the same patch of water for hours is just insane.

Only explanation I can think of is that guys only get one or two weekends of fishing in a year and they're determined to get the most out of their time on the water. Personally, I'm drinking a cold beer in the shade waiting for the sun to go down, playing golf, or better yet, sight-fishing for smallies in the weed beds, which is a very close second to trout fishing in my book.
 
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