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Annual test of manhood

That is a test of manhood??? What is do is a real test of manhood. I pick the coldest day in January and stand naked on my roof 30 feet above the ground. I have a 29 foot rope and tie one end to a cinder block and the other end to my testicles and throw the block off. You are all welcome to join me.

Due to your advanced age, with all that sag, after you drop the cinder block, you've probably got a foot of slack rope to spare.
 
I also jump into the creek once a month since last summer. Including the winter months. Went in January 2ce both times at night.

That takes some guts.
 
I also jump into the creek once a month since last summer. Including the winter months. Went in January 2ce both times at night.

That takes some guts.

Umm, guts? Yeah, let's go with guts. I'm sure that's what everyone else is thinking. Were you dropped on your head at an early age on concrete or a large rock? I guess that doesn't really matter much, forget I asked:crap::)
 
My only objection to this escapade: While you were jumping into a raging river, you left your post and were depriving your village of an idiot
 
Anyone care to step up and have another swing at the piñata? Just remember, no candy...........

George Mallory said he climbed Everest not for the candy on top, but "because it is there".
For most posters here, I think they kinda feel the same about CMM.

The prize is not the candy, but the whacking around of the pinata.

But surmounting Highland Hill Boy is a much easier accomplishment.
 
There was a very cool article in Nat Geo years back on the expedition that found his mummified corpse up on the mountain some 80 years after he disappeared. They still don't know if he had reached the top or not.
 
I also jump into the creek once a month since last summer. Including the winter months. Went in January 2ce both times at night.

That takes some guts.
Next time you jump into the river in February would you mind tying a cinder block to your ankles. If you want to impress us, that's how to do it.
 
But surmounting Highland Hill Boy is a much easier accomplishment.

Technically speaking, that would be Ridge & Valley Boy:)

Either way, Warwick, NY is not the Catskills:crap:. But it does still have a cool drive-in movie theater where my virginity took a plunge many, many years ago in the back of my '74 beater Dodge pick up.:victory:
 
Technically speaking, that would be Ridge & Valley Boy:)

Either way, Warwick, NY is not the Catskills:crap:. But it does still have a cool drive-in movie theater where my virginity took a plunge many, many years ago in the back of my '74 beater Dodge pick up.:victory:
Did the pick up enjoy it?
 
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