Future Fanatic
Nirvana
That is a test of manhood??? What is do is a real test of manhood. I pick the coldest day in January and stand naked on my roof 30 feet above the ground. I have a 29 foot rope and tie one end to a cinder block and the other end to my testicles and throw the block off. You are all welcome to join me.
Due to your advanced age, with all that sag, after you drop the cinder block, you've probably got a foot of slack rope to spare.