Not sure if I've ever publicly mentioned this but let's keep it private for now, I'd really hate for the wrong people to know what I'm about to tell all of you...
Off the record (or on... whichever you prefer), I never supported RRTU as a Trout Unlimited. It's really a trout club, and that's cool. The members I've met seem to be friendly and somewhat intelligent. Ok, maybe not all of them but most of them. Well now come to think of it, maybe not really most of them, just a handful of them. Ohhh jeez, there are only a handful of members. Ok, let me try this again. Out of the existing RRTU members, if we dig deep enough, we can find at least a few that are... ohhh nevermind.
Hey, I'm just busting your balls a little, I know none of you are intelligent, well, ... not intelligent like CatskillMountainMan intelligent.
All kidding aside (really this time), I have a proposal for RRTU. Since I'm still technically a member, I think I'm entitled. Who cares who paid for me, my name is on the membership card! My suggestion is to lose the TU title from the name and replace with TC (Trout Club).
The new name:
Rahway River Trout Club, Lodge No. 26.
Everyone will be required to wear the new headgear. I'd speak with the Grand Poobah of the currently named RRTU regarding the hats.
Now we will need something to distinguish members from non-members. Ahhh, I got it!!! See that little thing Barney Rubble is doing with his fingers? This is how we will be able to distinguish true RRTU members from the phoneys. When you come to the door, knock then immediately assume the position of Barney and you will be let in.
Who's buying (you) tonight?
