If you're a city slicker, like yours truly, it's banjo-plucking hillbillies that you need to watch out for. Especially if you've got a real pretty mouth.
On that note, we need to make our warnings more realistic and believable.
Like: "don't bother with the no-kill section of the WB. It's choked with surly white collar d-bags who only get out on the river once a year and take fishing too seriously and whose technique sucks and they know it, and are not at all fun to fish near."
That would keep me away. In fact, now that I think about it, it already does.