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Talking streams

golden beetle

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This is a sensitive topic, but let me recount for everyone a recent conversation I held with a stream in Pennsylvania.

As I made my way to the stream, I was overcome with a feeling of warmth. This was a cold, brutal day in February. I felt warm throughout my body. My arms, which normally freeze up in the winter, felt a warming sensation, that was a bit disconcerting because it was so unusual.

But just about then a feeling of calm overcame my body, followed by a surge of energy.

Refreshed and confident, and no longer feeling scared, I pushed forward into the wilderness, and toward the stream that was calling to me.

And as I approached, I heard a sound...

I thought it was the wind. But, since the wind was not blowing, I knew it was the stream talking to me.

I approach these matters as a scientist and a skeptic.

I rule out all other possible explanations.

So let me tell you what the stream said to me that day...

It said, in a low soft voice, "Be strong, Golden Beetle."

And I startled, and then turned, only to realize that I wasn't being addressed by a flesh body... In other words, I was not being addressed by a being known as man...

This was a spirit.

And while I spun around to look for it, the Spirit of the Stream resumed its lecture...

"Be strong, Golden Beetle, for they will turn on you."

And I wondered who exactly the spirit was referring to...

Who would turn on me!!??? (*Now I know who the stream was speaking of: DCabarle, Trouser Trout, Macfly and WBDluver).

And the spirit continued...

"Start with a blog, and then a discussion forum."

And I said, "OK! OK!! I'll start a blog, and then launch a discussion forum!!!"

And the spirit continued...

"Once you've completed those steps, I will tell you your mission."

And I said, "What is my mission? And who are you? WHO ARE YOU?"

And the spirit said, "I am the spirit of all heritage strain brook trout. And I am speaking to you, because you, of all people, deserve to be spoken to."

And that's how it went.

And the rest is history as they say...

And history to be made.
 
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Just couldn't lay off dippin' acid while you were stringing up your rod....

or were you waxin' your rod? :puking-smiley:
 
The warming sensation you felt was probably a stroke.

But no seriously I'm with ya on this.
 
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Just couldn't lay off dippin' acid while you were stringing up your rod....

or were you waxin' your rod? :puking-smiley:

Hey Drossi.

How are things?

Confused?

It sucks to be stupid.

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The warming sensation you felt was probably a stroke.

But no seriously I'm with ya on this.

G Lech, I know a dog smarter than you.

So stay out of this.
 
And then the stream said to me...find a trout preferably a brown trout. Call him George. hug him Beetle..hug him as if your life depended on it. Squeeze the life out of that trout. Listen to me and squeeze that dam trout:)

This is a sensitive topic, but let me recount for everyone a recent conversation I held with a stream in Pennsylvania.

As I made my way to the stream, I was overcome with a feeling of warmth. This was a cold, brutal day in February. I felt warm throughout my body. My arms, which normally freeze up in the winter, felt a warming sensation, that was a bit disconcerting because it was so unusual.

But just about then a feeling of calm overcame my body, followed by a surge of energy.

Refreshed and confident, and no longer feeling scared, I pushed forward into the wilderness, and toward the stream that was calling to me.

And as I approached, I heard a sound...

I thought it was the wind. But, since the wind was not blowing, I knew it was the stream talking to me.

I approach these matters as a scientist and a skeptic.

I rule out all other possible explanations.

So let me tell you what the stream said to me that day...

It said, in a low soft voice, "Be strong, Golden Beetle."

And I startled, and then turned, only to realize that I wasn't being addressed by a flesh body... In other words, I was not being addressed by a being known as man...

This was a spirit.

And while I spun around to look for it, the Spirit of the Stream resumed its lecture...

"Be strong, Golden Beetle, for they will turn on you."

And I wondered who exactly the spirit was referring to...

Who would turn on me!!??? (*Now I know who the stream was speaking of: DCabarle, Trouser Trout, Macfly and WBDluver).

And the spirit continued...

"Start with a blog, and then a discussion forum."

And I said, "OK! OK!! I'll start a blog, and then launch a discussion forum!!!"

And the spirit continued...

"Once you've completed those steps, I will tell you your mission."

And I said, "What is my mission? And who are you? WHO ARE YOU?"

And the spirit said, "I am the spirit of all heritage strain brook trout. And I am speaking to you, because you, of all people, deserve to be spoken to."

And that's how it went.

And the rest is history as they say...

And history to be made.
 
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This is a sensitive topic, but let me recount for everyone a recent conversation I held with a stream in Pennsylvania.

As I made my way to the stream, I was overcome with a feeling of warmth. This was a cold, brutal day in February. I felt warm throughout my body. My arms, which normally freeze up in the winter, felt a warming sensation, that was a bit disconcerting because it was so unusual.

But just about then a feeling of calm overcame my body, followed by a surge of energy.

Refreshed and confident, and no longer feeling scared, I pushed forward into the wilderness, and toward the stream that was calling to me.

And as I approached, I heard a sound...

I thought it was the wind. But, since the wind was not blowing, I knew it was the stream talking to me.

I approach these matters as a scientist and a skeptic.

I rule out all other possible explanations.

So let me tell you what the stream said to me that day...

It said, in a low soft voice, "Be strong, Golden Beetle."

And I startled, and then turned, only to realize that I wasn't being addressed by a flesh body... In other words, I was not being addressed by a being known as man...

This was a spirit.

And while I spun around to look for it, the Spirit of the Stream resumed its lecture...

"Be strong, Golden Beetle, for they will turn on you."

And I wondered who exactly the spirit was referring to...

Who would turn on me!!??? (*Now I know who the stream was speaking of: DCabarle, Trouser Trout, Macfly and WBDluver).

And the spirit continued...

"Start with a blog, and then a discussion forum."

And I said, "OK! OK!! I'll start a blog, and then launch a discussion forum!!!"

And the spirit continued...

"Once you've completed those steps, I will tell you your mission."

And I said, "What is my mission? And who are you? WHO ARE YOU?"

And the spirit said, "I am the spirit of all heritage strain brook trout. And I am speaking to you, because you, of all people, deserve to be spoken to."

And that's how it went.

And the rest is history as they say...

And history to be made.

TESTIFY!!!! amen brother!!!!!!! I BELIEVE!!!!!!!!!
 
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G Lech, I know a dog smarter than you.

So stay out of this.


So that's who tie's your flies for you because I was sure no human being could do that much damage to a hook and hackle.


This would explain a lot......
 
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I believe David Berkowitz talked to the neighbors dog.

NEFF icon that I am, I am happy to see you boobs learning from my posts and reposting the info as your own...

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Can you draw us a sketch of that conversation?

A-HOLE.

NEFF icon that I am, I am happy to see you boobs learning from my posts and reposting the info as your own...<!-- google_ad_section_end -->
 
That warm sensation was from pissing your pants. It must have heated your entire body. It reminds me of the movie Dumb and Dumber when they road the scooter in winter and peed to keep warm.
 
heyy smoke another one bro. wasn't it you who was looking for someone to talk to while they fished on mushrooms, did u skip the boomers and move all the way to pcp?
 
Hey Drossi.

How are things? Things were good when we were young......

Confused?You do seem so quite often. Maybe you should cut down on your chemical usage

It sucks to be stupid. Is that what your issue is? That would explain your endless, mindless rants.


Besides the streams, have you had any other good conversations lately? I bet you have great ones with your morning turds......"oh Mr. POS I'm so glad that I'm following in your footsteps"
 
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