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dcabarle

dcabarle

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I visited an old NJ Stream I used to fish for the first time the other day in the freezing cold. I haven't fished in months because shit happens. So when the opportunity knocked, I put all of my warm shit in the car along with my fishing stuff and took the hour ride. I counted 5 people who had the same idea I had except for 1 thing. I was looking for solitude. So what do I do? I walk downstream for a while until I see only 1 guy about 3 football fields away and start nymphing. Now I don't like to brag but I banged out 6-7 decent 12 - 14" trout out of the few pools I fished. I was having a blast!

I'm having a great day but I notice this guy creeping up slowly; then he starts watching. I can feel what's going to happen because he see's that I'm catching fish and he's not. What happens next? The guy says hello then stands a pubic hair away from me and starts casting upstream right in front of me! What an asshole! I just packed up and left because I already had my fun but WTF happened to etiquette?

Anyway, I get home and see if maybe he's a friend of a friend on Facebook and I find him here!

CLICK HERE to the turds facebook page

If you're friends with this guy, I feel sorry for you.

If you see this guy, run for the hills or at least pretend you're not catching any fish near him.
 
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Lies!!!!!

I am in London & I am going to file a libel suit when I return. Donnie Trump said he will crack down on this fake news.
 
I should've known this was a fictional piece when you mentioned catching several fish....

...haven't fished Jersey in several years...

you know what they say -- facebook stalking is the sincerest form of flattery :)
 
701EE4B1-A5D5-49A5-89AD-9C41D706E162.jpegI thought it was real at first too. Don’t be disheartened opening day at Saxton FAlls is just around the corner! Living The Dream ! Lol!
Mac’s the third guy from the left with his secret weapon , the red Devil spoon with each hook of the treble hook tipped with power bait and salmon eggs, he’ll have that
Stringer filled before noon! Lol!
 
dcabarle said:
I visited an old NJ Stream I used to fish for the first time the other day in the freezing cold. I haven't fished in months because shit happens. So when the opportunity knocked, I put all of my warm shit in the car along with my fishing stuff and took the hour ride. I counted 5 people who had the same idea I had except for 1 thing. I was looking for solitude. So what do I do? I walk downstream for a while until I see only 1 guy about 3 football fields away and start nymphing. Now I don't like to brag but I banged out 6-7 decent 12 - 14" trout out of the few pools I fished. I was having a blast!

I'm having a great day but I notice this guy creeping up slowly; then he starts watching. I can feel what's going to happen because he see's that I'm catching fish and he's not. What happens next? The guy says hello then stands a pubic hair away from me and starts casting upstream right in front of me! What an asshole! I just packed up and left because I already had my fun but WTF happened to etiquette?

Anyway, I get home and see if maybe he's a friend of a friend on Facebook and I find him here!

CLICK HERE to the turds facebook page

If you're friends with this guy, I feel sorry for you.

If you see this guy, run for the hills or at least pretend you're not catching any fish near him.
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I have a standard response to this type of intrusion. This was done to me again last year, while I was trying to show my son how to roll cast. We got up and left, but not before lobbing a bunch of huge boulders into the run we were just fishing. And quietly I told the guy that if he followed us, he'd be joining the rocks.
 
dcabarle said:
CLICK HERE to the turds facebook page
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So I just got out of the clink. 6 days in county jail...
Imagine my surprise when DC posted this...
All the years of complaining about how much I fished and the money I spent...
And then, there it is, my wife's facebook page.
She was secretly fly fishing while she bitched at me for doing it...
So we got into it. One thing led to another...
Court next month.
Divorce court soon after that, I suppose.

DC, thanks for the head's up. I owe you one.
 
If any of you had any balls, you would tell them to take a hike (in my case not so politely) and find a place to fish that is not occupied. Make sure to call them an asshole to their face.
 
biker1usa said:
If any of you had any balls, you would tell them to take a hike (in my case not so politely) and find a place to fish that is not occupied. Make sure to call them an asshole to their face.
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you a biker?? where do you ride?? i just put a new battery in my vespa :flamethrowe should meet up and ride sometime.

as for cabarle -- he don wanna catch this fade :boxing:
 
moosekid said:
you a biker?? where do you ride?? i just put a new battery in my vespa :flamethrowe should meet up and ride sometime.

as for cabarle -- he don wanna catch this fade :boxing:
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As a matter of fact, I am a biker (not on a Harley, I ride a Goldwing). A vespa!:hubbahubba:
I put more miles on my Wing in one trip than most Harley riders do in a year.
 
biker1usa said:
As a matter of fact, I am a biker (not on a Harley, I ride a Goldwing). A vespa!:hubbahubba:
I put more miles on my Wing in one trip than most Harley riders do in a year.
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goldwings are for pussies :looser:

trade that thing in for a primavera 50 and you can ride with the big dogs :give-the-finger:
 
Suzuki GSX-R. Harley's are for fat, old people. And motorcycles aren't supposed to weigh over 450lbs or have 3 wheels, like the Can-Am people pretending to be motorcycle riders.
 
lightenup said:
I have my Big Green Machine from when I was a kid, can I join the club?
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You don’t want to be in my club, I’m not one of the cool kids, more like the burnout hanging out in the back of the school smoking. I think the Beavers club is more your speed. Maybe he’ll take you on one of his stream report missions, where he does a lot of talking and no catching. He gets cred though for doing it all on that ratted out Ninja.
 
Trout Nazi said:
Suzuki GSX-R. Harley's are for fat, old people. And motorcycles aren't supposed to weigh over 450lbs or have 3 wheels, like the Can-Am people pretending to be motorcycle riders.
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I was talking to Moose, you're right, I don't want to hang with nazis'..;)
 
dcabarle said:
I visited an old NJ Stream I used to fish for the first time the other day in the freezing cold. I haven't fished in months because shit happens. So when the opportunity knocked, I put all of my warm shit in the car along with my fishing stuff and took the hour ride. I counted 5 people who had the same idea I had except for 1 thing. I was looking for solitude. So what do I do? I walk downstream for a while until I see only 1 guy about 3 football fields away and start nymphing. Now I don't like to brag but I banged out 6-7 decent 12 - 14" trout out of the few pools I fished. I was having a blast!

I'm having a great day but I notice this guy creeping up slowly; then he starts watching. I can feel what's going to happen because he see's that I'm catching fish and he's not. What happens next? The guy says hello then stands a pubic hair away from me and starts casting upstream right in front of me! What an asshole! I just packed up and left because I already had my fun but WTF happened to etiquette?

Anyway, I get home and see if maybe he's a friend of a friend on Facebook and I find him here!

CLICK HERE to the turds facebook page

If you're friends with this guy, I feel sorry for you.

If you see this guy, run for the hills or at least pretend you're not catching any fish near him.
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Dennis your to nice.I would've moved down river and than put a size 20 olive in his ear and said gee I'm sorry.
 
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