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Sunday morning FRUITCAKE seminar at the Symposium with, Gary Borger 7:30am

dcabarle

dcabarle

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NOV 22-23, 2014

By now all or most of you have received your invitation to the fruitcake spectacular at the Fly Tying Symposium in Somerset, NJ.

Just in case you goons need your morning crutch, stop by for Gary's brain dead presentation on Christ.

Because this is just what everyone needs... Christ with fly fishing.

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get over it you boob.

dcabarle said:
NOV 22-23, 2014

By now all or most of you have received your invitation to the fruitcake spectacular at the Fly Tying Symposium in Somerset, NJ.

Just in case you goons need your morning crutch, stop by for Gary's brain dead presentation on Christ.

Because this is just what everyone needs... Christ with fly fishing.

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Couldn't help looking at this and wondering what a NEFF symposium flier would look like. Talk about fruitcakes.

Beetle, I nominate you to organize a simultaneous symposium that will crush Somerset. Somebody come up with a tentative program. Cabarle photoshopping seminar on fake sunsets and the effect of forced perspective on trout size. Simms on pills, beads, techno and other things metrosexual d-bags like (maybe some fly fishing in there. probably not). CMM on how to roll cast while wearing a straight jacket. Macfly on boosting your post count with a minimum of time and energy. here's a preview: "one word. Boob" And beetle on beetle. Maybe a self-interview where fly fishing's newest celebrity filmmaker interviews fly fishing's newest celebrity fly-tier for an audience of one, if beetle attends the presentation. That cover it? FF on identifying mutant mayflies that only mate in fracking fluid? :)

Didn't pull any punches there. Here you go: I'll read French poetry and quote Al Gore on the environment while wearing Rachel Maddow's undergarments.

Let's make it happen. I'll look into renting an abandoned warehouse in Camden. keep costs low.
 
mob201 said:
Couldn't help looking at this and wondering what a NEFF symposium flier would look like. Talk about fruitcakes.

Beetle, I nominate you to organize a simultaneous symposium that will crush Somerset. Somebody come up with a tentative program. Cabarle photoshopping seminar on fake sunsets and the effect of forced perspective on trout size. Simms on pills, beads, techno and other things metrosexual d-bags like (maybe some fly fishing in there. probably not). CMM on how to roll cast while wearing a straight jacket. Macfly on boosting your post count with a minimum of time and energy. here's a preview: "one word. Boob" And beetle on beetle. Maybe a self-interview where fly fishing's newest celebrity filmmaker interviews fly fishing's newest celebrity fly-tier for an audience of one, if beetle attends the presentation. That cover it? FF on identifying mutant mayflies that only mate in fracking fluid? :)

Didn't pull any punches there. Here you go: I'll read French poetry and quote Al Gore on the environment while wearing Rachel Maddow's undergarments.

Let's make it happen. I'll look into renting an abandoned warehouse in Camden. keep costs low.
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Brilliant....for a boob:)
 
I have never figured out what it is that atheists fear about religion if they live here in the US? I certainly don't fear atheists! Whatever, may God bless each and every one of you.
 
RS... Let's say 3 atheists were running for Governor or President and 1 god loving Sarah Palin. We all know who the winner of that election would be. Sarah believes that we need god back in schools, the atheist says, if you want god in your school, go to a school that offers that as part of its curriculum. People need a crutch and people think you should share the same crutch (not necessarily you).
 
dcabarle said:
NOV 22-23, 2014

By now all or most of you have received your invitation to the fruitcake spectacular at the Fly Tying Symposium in Somerset, NJ.

Just in case you goons need your morning crutch, stop by for Gary's brain dead presentation on Christ.

Because this is just what everyone needs... Christ with fly fishing.

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Fuck you, bigot.
 
dcabarle said:
RS... Let's say 3 atheists were running for Governor or President and 1 god loving Sarah Palin. We all know who the winner of that election would be. Sarah believes that we need god back in schools, the atheist says, if you want god in your school, go to a school that offers that as part of its curriculum. People need a crutch and people think you should share the same crutch (not necessarily you).
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God in school ain't exactly the biggest issue out there right now. We all know its global warming gay rights.
 
paraphysis said:
Is that what jesus would say???? Maybe you should attend for the morning cup of god. :)
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He might have said that.

You never know. It could have been his mouth that got him in trouble back in Jerusalem, riding in to town on a donkey and cursing out the locals.
 
Trout Nazi said:
God in school ain't exactly the biggest issue out there right now. We all know its global warming gay rights.
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Gay rights shouldn't be a debate. Gays should be able to do whatever they want. Now what I don't like about some gays is that they go out of their way to make it known they're gay instead of just being gay and happy. Some aren't happy unless they're rubbing it in your face. Wanna get married, get married. Don't call CBS news and let them know about another successful wedding, we don't care.
 
mob201 said:
And beetle on beetle. Maybe a self-interview where fly fishing's newest celebrity filmmaker interviews fly fishing's newest celebrity fly-tier for an audience of one, if beetle attends the presentation.
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Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Well said.
 
Rusty Spinner said:
I have never figured out what it is that atheists fear about religion if they live here in the US? I certainly don't fear atheists! Whatever, may God bless each and every one of you.
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I don't fear it.....I respect your beliefs. ...I giggle a bit about the stories...but that's just me


Maybe your stockings are too tights....:)
 
dcabarle said:
NOV 22-23, 2014

By now all or most of you have received your invitation to the fruitcake spectacular at the Fly Tying Symposium in Somerset, NJ.

Just in case you goons need your morning crutch, stop by for Gary's brain dead presentation on Christ.

Because this is just what everyone needs... Christ with fly fishing.

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Should come as no surprise.

Please see:
“In our family, there was no clear line between religion and fly fishing. We lived at the junction of great trout rivers in western Montana, and our father was a Presbyterian minister and a fly fisherman who tied his own flies and taught others. He told us about Christ's disciples being fishermen, and we were left to assume, as my brother and I did, that all first-class fishermen on the Sea of Galilee were fly fishermen and that John, the favorite, was a dry-fly fisherman.”
― Norman Maclean, A River Runs Through It and Other Stories
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While visiting The Garden State Exposition Center, please be sure to enjoy your favorite tunes in our spacious lounge with:
Mamaluke and The Golden Beetles
with Joey D. on accordion
The Backwater Room; Doubletree; 12:00 to 1:00
 
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The action for me was all salmon my first day of fishing. This chromer was hooked before sunrise on day 2. Put up quite the fight. Flows were low up there as well. Some potential storms in our near future should brighten things up in that area also. Zzzzzzzzz
 
dcabarle said:
Gay rights shouldn't be a debate. Gays should be able to do whatever they want. Now what I don't like about some gays is that they go out of their way to make it known they're gay instead of just being gay and happy. Some aren't happy unless they're rubbing it in your face. Wanna get married, get married. Don't call CBS news and let them know about another successful wedding, we don't care.
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Substitute atheism for gay and you just perfectly described yourself.
 
dcabarle said:
Gay rights shouldn't be a debate. Gays should be able to do whatever they want. Now what I don't like about some gays is that they go out of their way to make it known they're gay instead of just being gay and happy. Some aren't happy unless they're rubbing it in your face. Wanna get married, get married. Don't call CBS news and let them know about another successful wedding, we don't care.
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I hope that was just a poor choice of words and not to be take literally
 
emoussa said:
Substitute atheism for gay and you just perfectly described yourself.
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The thing is... You would have never heard from me if not for some whack job trying to pimp his bible studies at a show that is supposedly designed for fly fishing. I suppose that's not the case any more... It's a bible study/fly fishing show. My personal opinion is that it's ridiculous. Keep that shit at home.
 
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