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Stopped by the police at 2 a.m.

Pete

Trout Hunter
I was stopped by the police around 2 a.m.
The officer asked me where I was going at that time of night.

I replied,
"I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asked,
"Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"

I simply replied,
"That would be my wife officer"
 
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