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Claka or Hyde?

trout guy is going down the wrong path.

first the tattoos...

then the brookies...

next thing you know, he'll be listening to that darn elvis all the kids are bopping to these days!!
 
Or, but a thru-hull like those fucks in Oswego.

30k CFS aint no thangggggg

Those guys with the motor wells inside their drift boats struggle in anything over 15,000 CFS. They move at like 3mph trying to get up to the dam. I need to get back and bring my jet sled with me.

Thinking about trying to get to FT. Drum after I leave here.
 
Those guys with the motor wells inside their drift boats struggle in anything over 15,000 CFS. They move at like 3mph trying to get up to the dam. I need to get back and bring my jet sled with me.

Thinking about trying to get to FT. Drum after I leave here.

maybe you will get assigned to Florida or Georgia, where they cant even spell the word trout.:rofl:
 
There are certainly places where banana boats and stinktoons are needed and valuable. The MS, WB and EB are not on the list.

ANYONE using watercraft on those waters, including the so-called guides, are the most lazy asses I see up here. Fly fisherman I think not. You're all a joke.

The facts as always.

CDun

Dave C'mon now the MS is big enough for drift boats..You hang in the lower half of parker right?

Well I saw you there a few times with your club buddies from a drift boat in the past week or so.I was the guy with rod bent on more than one occasion.I was gonna yell your name but my buddy who is a guide wanted run through your seam instead! (")

The Adipose is sweet BTW.
 
maybe you will get assigned to Florida or Georgia, where they cant even spell the word trout.:rofl:
Georgia - About 4000 miles of trout streams, and enough people who can spell it to justify a stocking program.

Florida - Different story. The ones who can spell it, think it's a saltwater species related to the weakfish.
 
Dave C'mon now the MS is big enough for drift boats..You hang in the lower half of parker right?

Well I saw you there a few times with your club buddies from a drift boat in the past week or so.I was the guy with rod bent on more than one occasion.I was gonna yell your name but my buddy who is a guide wanted run through your seam instead! (")

The Adipose is sweet BTW.

Haha CDumb is a closet drift boater...gotta love it
 
Georgia - About 4000 miles of trout streams, and enough people who can spell it to justify a stocking program. Florida - Different story. The ones who can spell it, think it's a saltwater species related to the weakfish.

Thats true, but nowhere close to where he would be stationed
 
waders have no business in Bard Parker. They spook fish and flail away trying to reach out to places only meant for boats. Those guys that clog up the hole have to park as close as they can because they are lazy fishermen. :devious:
 
Geez....sure the MS is big enough for driftboats...duhhhhhh.......but as tradition has it, they do not belong there, period.

How about using them for access as most land is posted....legally or some of it illegally(from some of the so-called guides). Get your lazy ass out of your banana and wade fish. Give back some sanctuaries to our fish.

Sure....I fish bard parker at times.......but fish both branches and MS way down and prefer that. If your rod was bent a few times Joe T, then you must have snagged an oar or anchor rope on the Adipose banana. Remember Kellams?..................................LOL.

CDun
 
Geez....sure the MS is big enough for driftboats...duhhhhhh.......but as tradition has it, they do not belong there, period.

How about using them for access as most land is posted....legally or some of it illegally(from some of the so-called guides). Get your lazy ass out of your banana and wade fish. Give back some sanctuaries to our fish.

Sure....I fish bard parker at times.......but fish both branches and MS way down and prefer that. If your rod was bent a few times Joe T, then you must have snagged an oar or anchor rope on the Adipose banana. Remember Kellams?..................................LOL.

CDun

How could I forget a day like that ? Shit If that was you on that cloudy day in May years ago, you would surely know that I don't snag oars.I remember 2 guys there that day, one came later in the early evening, and you ?? came in shortly after I did and watched me put a serious beating on all of those big fish.First it was March Browns than Sulphers.

That was the only time I ever fished at Kellams with anyone else in that pool so it had to be you.

I was in A Hyde btw.
 
Nope not me that day..........sunny, caddis?

Gee......seems like you always put a beating on the fish.......lol.

Big fish in Kellams.......monsters as "Miller" Lite puts it....you're dreaming, just like describing your fishing with Steinmetz in LOG......it's called exaggeration.

Enough of this BS for me.

CDun
 
Nope not me that day..........sunny, caddis?

Gee......seems like you always put a beating on the fish.......lol.

Big fish in Kellams.......monsters as "Miller" Lite puts it....you're dreaming, just like describing your fishing with Steinmetz in LOG......it's called exaggeration.

Enough of this BS for me.

CDun

Well that day for sure they took a beating.There are big fish in all of the upper main stem as you should know.

You have no clue about LOG ,you really don't.I'm sure you dream of it though.Let me know if you need Josh's number, maybe you could try it for real , instead of mentally masturbating over it.

Your a typical whiner that can't stand the fact that you don't catch as many fish as you wish you could.Next time I come through there with Jeff I will be sure to run down the bank your on and say hello.

Caddis in the sun, unless your miller it wasn't me.

Oh one more thing if it's ether Bruce or John Miller you couldn't keep up with either of them on your best day, they would out out fish you 10-1 !
 
It was you that day, you asked me what the fish where eating because you didn't catch one.You are Dave correct ? Funny how it's not you now.

That must have been tough to see a guy murder them for hours right in front of you, i also remember you walked in right above me under the bridge, and i got pissed and starting whacking fish out in front of you !

Sore loser.Now go crawl back into your spider hole and stay there.

I know most of the guides up there and friends with many of them.They are all good people and some are trying to make a living, and some do it for there passion.Ether way it's for a good reason if you don't like than leave !
 
Man Joe T.........you ARE really a piece of work! I never ask what they are taking.....lol......lol....oh man.....you're unbelievable.

I speak the truth...it was NOT me and I would never walk right in above someone...I would go somewhere else...that's river etiquette....gee....lots of other places to fish than to crowd out someone......unlike your banana boat friends that throw the anchor down 30 feet above or below someone.

I am Dave?....lol..................I think there are lots of Dave's out there.

You take the cake.....again....always exaggerating for just an AVERAGE "Joe".

CDun
 
Millers out fish me 10-1......that's a joke......like you are when you state crap like that......your neurons just aren't connecting.....if you only knew who you are
talking too?

CDun
 
Man Joe T.........you ARE really a piece of work! I never ask what they are taking.....lol......lol....oh man.....you're unbelievable.

I speak the truth...it was NOT me and I would never walk right in above someone...I would go somewhere else...that's river etiquette....gee....lots of other places to fish than to crowd out someone......unlike your banana boat friends that throw the anchor down 30 feet above or below someone.

I am Dave?....lol..................I think there are lots of Dave's out there.

You take the cake.....again....always exaggerating for just an AVERAGE "Joe".

CDun


The only thing exaggerated here is your misery about anyone else fishing the Delaware except for you and your club buddies at Parker..You guys all look like the keystone cops lined up in that seam, with your SUV'S pulled right up to the bank , talk about a lazy ass. Funny thing is i never ever see any of your rods bent.All I see is you guys standing there talking like a bunch of Bitches.
 
You can believe want you want......geez....yea, I fish Bard Parker "at times" but usually from the NY access side and mostly in riff under normal flows.

What's so bad about standing around in some stretch of water and talking some anyway?......your neurons are farther apart than I originally thought.

Why should I fish perhaps the most crowded pool in the whole MS very often when after close to 40 yrs I have gained access to wherever I want to go?......yea walking in 15min or so to some areas weekly......lazy ass that I am.

Club buddies.....lol....I think not. I can fish PA side in that area if I want to being a friend of the property owner.

I think you should marry Aaron Jasper.....you two would make an awesome couple......God's gift to the fly fishing world. You two are NEVER wrong....lol.

Boy oh boy.

CDun
 
Comparadun, I really like your posts a lot.

But the topic is claka or hyde...

So which would you choose, if you didn't have access to the club water and drive your lazy ass up to the riverbank in an SUV?
 
You can believe want you want......geez....yea, I fish Bard Parker "at times" but usually from the NY access side and mostly in riff under normal flows.

What's so bad about standing around in some stretch of water and talking some anyway?......your neurons are farther apart than I originally thought.

Why should I fish perhaps the most crowded pool in the whole MS very often when after close to 40 yrs I have gained access to wherever I want to go?......yea walking in 15min or so to some areas weekly......lazy ass that I am.

Club buddies.....lol....I think not. I can fish PA side in that area if I want to being a friend of the property owner.

I think you should marry Aaron Jasper.....you two would make an awesome couple......God's gift to the fly fishing world. You two are NEVER wrong....lol.

Boy oh boy.

CDun
This has nothing to do with being right or wrong, it's about you bitching about the guides.

Anyone can walk down the PA side and fish there, you don't need to know the owner btw.

You say you know me but you don't have the balls to say who you are, take off your pink panties and go back in your hole.
 
I'd like to point out Aaron Jasper fishes beads in the fall time on the WB.

I recently watched a YouTube clip of one of his painful videos.... Was he trying to compete with Roland Martin in terms of quickest fish retrieves? I mean holy fuck....I didn't realize I was watching Trout Master Classics....

Also, AAron Jasper fishes beads on the WB of the Delaware River.




You can believe want you want......geez....yea, I fish Bard Parker "at times" but usually from the NY access side and mostly in riff under normal flows.

What's so bad about standing around in some stretch of water and talking some anyway?......your neurons are farther apart than I originally thought.

Why should I fish perhaps the most crowded pool in the whole MS very often when after close to 40 yrs I have gained access to wherever I want to go?......yea walking in 15min or so to some areas weekly......lazy ass that I am.

Club buddies.....lol....I think not. I can fish PA side in that area if I want to being a friend of the property owner.

I think you should marry Aaron Jasper.....you two would make an awesome couple......God's gift to the fly fishing world. You two are NEVER wrong....lol.

Boy oh boy.

CDun
 
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