Blonde Fisher Women !! To Funny!!

[Broadheadscreek]

Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses."

"We don't have any." replied the first blonde.

"Well, if your going to fish, you need fishing licenses." said the Game Warden.

"But officer," replied the second blonde,"we aren't fishing. All we have are magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the ottom of the river."

The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line. "Well, I know of no law against it," said the Game Warden, "take all the debris you want." And with that, the Game Warden left.

As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically. "What a dumb Fish Cop," the second blonde said to the other two, "doesn't he know that there are steelhead in this river?!"

 

[CTobias]

The Fishing Groom
A man and his newlywed check into a mountain resort by a lake. The desk clerk notices the "Just Married" sign still on the car. As soon as the man gets the luggage out of the car, he hops in a boat to go fishing.
He is out all day, comes back for a quick supper, picks up his lantern and goes back out at night. This goes on for a couple of days when the man happens to stop by the desk. The clerk starts a conversation with the man and mentions his behavior.
"I know it's none of my business, but I was wondering why you weren't having sex with your new wife."
"Oh, I couldn't do that; she has gonorrhea."
"Well, what about anal sex?"
"Couldn't do that; she has diarrhea."
"There is always oral sex."
"Nope, she has pyorrhea."
"Wait a second. If she has gonorrhea, diarrhea, and pyorrhea, why did you marry her?"
"That's easy. She also has worms, and I love to fish!"

 

[CTobias]

A man was stopped by a game warden in Northern Michigan recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?" the warden replied.
"Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"
The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works."
"Okay, I've GOT to see this!" The game warden was curious now. The man poured the fish in to the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said: "Well?"
"Well, What?" the man responded.
"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden prompted.
"Call who back?" the man asked.
"The FISH."
"What fish?" the man asked

 

[Stonefly]

A man was stopped by a game warden in Northern Michigan recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?" the warden replied.
"Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"
The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works."
"Okay, I've GOT to see this!" The game warden was curious now. The man poured the fish in to the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said: "Well?"
"Well, What?" the man responded.
"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden prompted.
"Call who back?" the man asked.
"The FISH."
"What fish?" the man asked

When I first heard this the game warden was Canadian, FRENCH CANADIAN.

 

[Agust]

A brunette is walking along the river bank and sees a blond on the opposite bank. The brunette waves her hands in the air to attract the blonds attention and yells: "How do you get to the other side?"

The blond, shakes her head and yells back "Silly brunette, you are on the other side."

 

[Stonefly]

A brunette is walking along the river bank and sees a blond on the opposite bank. The brunette waves her hands in the air to attract the blonds attention and yells: "How do you get to the other side?"

The blond, shakes her head and yells back "Silly brunette, you are on the other side."

stealing jokes again LOL

 

[Stonefly]

Three blondes are taking a hike in the woods, when they come across a set of tracks.

Blonde #1 says they are black bear tracks, Blonde #2 thinks they are to large to be black bear tracks, and is sure they are grizzly tracks, Blonde #3 argues they are both wrong, but before she can delcare just what they are all three got hit by the 4:15 Amtrack to Denver.

 

[browntrout27]

A sales manager of a large 'one-stop shopping' department store just hired a new floor salesman. Since the guy came highly recommended, the manager sets him out on the floor the first day at 9am and says 'Go to work'.

At 5pm, the manager approaches the new salesman and asks how many sales he made. The new man replies. "Just one".

"Just one??? I have salepeople on the floor with half your experience who are clearing 30 sales a day!!! How much was the sale for?"

The new guy replies. "$140,509"

"140 Grand? How did you sell that much with one sale? What did this guy get?"

"A fishhook." says the new man.

"You sold a fishhook for $140,000??"

"Well," he replies, "This guy comes in and wants to buy a fishhook. So I sell him a fishhook and recommend that he get a new rod/reel combo, top of the line of course, to go with it. I sell him a few lures and a vest to go along with his new set up. I then take him over to apparel and outfit him with pants, shirts, polarized glasses, hats, etc. Figuring he may be fishing out on a lake, I take him over to boating, and sell him a 20 foot bass boat with all the necessary gear that goes along with it. I then asked him what kind of car he drives and he tells me a Honda Civic. To pull the boat, he will need an SUV, so I take him over to automotive, and sell him a new Ford Expedition."

The sales manager is amazed. "You are truly an incredible salesman. You mean to tell me you sold all this stuff to a guy who came in only to buy a single fishhook?"

"Not exactly", says the kid. "He came in to buy his wife some tampons, so I told him his weekend is shot and he might as well go fishing."