Three men walk into the guiness book of world records...

[lightenup]

3 men walk into the Guiness Book of World Record's office...
The first man claims he has the worlds smallest arm.
The second man claims he has the worlds smallest foot.
The third man claims he has the worlds smallest penis.
After being tested by the Guinness Book of Records, the first man said "wow, I really have the worlds smallest arm!"
The second man said "wow, I really have the world smallest foot!
The third man storms out and says: "WHO THE FUCK IS DENNIS CABARLE?"
Happy New Year!!+

 

[bartmarksmith]

3 men walk into the Guiness Book of World Record's office...
The first man claims he has the worlds smallest arm.
The second man claims he has the worlds smallest foot.
The third man claims he has the worlds smallest penis.
After being tested by the Guinness Book of Records, the first man said "wow, I really have the worlds smallest arm!"
The second man said "wow, I really have the world smallest foot!
The third man storms out and says: "WHO THE FUCK IS DENNIS CABARLE?"
Happy New Year!!+

Chad Quimby is the record holder for worlds smallest penis. Inverted negative inch erection. Chads was in a similar publication to Genius but has hired lawyers to have his name and any references to his worlds smallest penis / worlds smallest cock title removed. Don't let him hide from his record: Negative inch inverted erection, negative -1/4 inch

 

[bartmarksmith]

Chad Quimby is the record holder for worlds smallest penis. Inverted negative inch erection. Chads was in a similar publication to Genius but has hired lawyers to have his name and any references to his worlds smallest penis / worlds smallest cock title removed. Don't let him hide from his record: Negative inch inverted erection, negative -1/4 inch

 

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I blame all of this on LU