NFR - Guinness Book World Record ( Almost )

[thrashers.wheat]

Last weekend, I went to the Guinness Book of World Records headquarters in Chicago to vie for the world's smallest penis record. My Father tagged along on the trip, as to keep me from travelling alone. After much deliberation, I walked out of their headquarters building with my head down low and my shoulders sunk. I'm sure my Father knew the outcome, but with optimism, asked 'Did you break the record?' I simply replied ' who the hell is this Golden Beetle character'?

 

[MACFLY]

This is a completely useless and frankly childish post. Please only post relevant fishing related content or RO not pst at all.

Last weekend, I went to the Guinness Book of World Records headquarters in Chicago to vie for the world's smallest penis record. My Father tagged along on the trip, as to keep me from travelling alone. After much deliberation, I walked out of their headquarters building with my head down low and my shoulders sunk. I'm sure my Father knew the outcome, but with optimism, asked 'Did you break the record?' I simply replied ' who the hell is this Golden Beetle character'?