I'm selling machine tied flies

[dcabarle]

Anyone tired of these "hand tied flies" that you can purchase in every fly shop on the planet? I've developed a machine similar to a 3d Printer which pumps out the fly of choice.

Simply insert your materials, select the hook size and pattern, and boom... an hour later, you have a perfectly tied fly. I leave it on overnight and wake up to a dozen or so flies every morning... I've been banging these out for a little over a year now and not one of these has fallen apart due to poorly tied human flies.

 

[Trout Nazi]

Anyone tired of these "hand tied flies" that you can purchase in every fly shop on the planet? I've developed a machine similar to a 3d Printer which pumps out the fly of choice.

Simply insert your materials, select the hook size and pattern, and boom... an hour later, you have a perfectly tied fly. I leave it on overnight and wake up to a dozen or so flies every morning... I've been banging these out for a little over a year now and not one of these has fallen apart due to poorly tied human flies.

Ok, is this for real or am I not in the joke? Post of a picture of this machine that will potentially put all third world sweatshops out of business.

 

[dcabarle]

It's currently patent pending. I don't want to reveal anything at the moment but let's just say, I'm considering contracts from Cabella's, Montana Fly, The Delaware River Club, Petsmart, & Bass Pro Shops!

 

[greg s]

It's currently patent pending. I don't want to reveal anything at the moment but let's just say, I'm considering contracts from Cabella's, Montana Fly, The Delaware River Club, Petsmart, & Bass Pro Shops!

Go with Petsmart. You can get free fur from the grooming shop.