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Corndog and Newbie Bad for Business

So at about 3:00 yesterday my phone makes its familiar "pinging" sound letting me know I have a text message. Normally this would be an ordinary event with a text from either a. a buddy of mine who decided to start drinking during his lunch break. b. my girlfriend or c. my wife. (kidding)

anyways. it was D. sonofabitchdog. aka corndog. all it read was "on my way to the BK, see you there" i would have been curious as to why he would say see you there when we had made no prior plans to fish, but i was too busy frantically gathering all my shit and thinking of excuses to tell my firm why i was leaving at 3 o'clock on a tuesday after labor day. (disclaimer, no meetings in the afternoon and the market wasn't jumping 2% in either direction) instead i just walked out, said to my secretery "i was leaving, meeting just came up" and walked out before i could be questioned. i got in my car at about 3:02. I work fast. (b, and c above can confirm this)

I get to "the spot" and i meet cdog and newbie on the river. immediately newbie gets into a couple fish. one nice one that got away right as I was trying to get the camera for a photo shoot. come to think of it, if i was thinking clearly, i would have netted him for him. just thought of that, sorry newbie. then cdog gets into one in some faster water. Both fish were taken on sulphurs i believe. (i only know they were sulphurs when corndog asked what i was using then gave me a tutorial on what i SHOULD be using and why i need to visit a fly shop asap. what can i say, im a minimalist, or just lazy)

so, im the odd man out. then, i get a good drift and WHAM, the hardest hitting 3 inch chub hits my fly. a chub, on the beaverkill. awesome. f my life.

right at dark cdog hit a nice one on a light cahill? he has pictures and figured him and newbie could post them since i dont have any.

water temp was right around 62. my temp was at about 98.6. trout temp was at, errrrrrr, im not sure, ask cdog and newbie cause i didnt catch any.

i got home and my girlfriend called me to say goodnight and to tell me that i had a serious problem if i was willing to drive up there. then i told her i didnt catch anything and she probably wanted to commit me right there and then. "you drove combined 3 and a half hours to do 3 hours of fishing and you didnt catch anything? wow bet youre not gonna do that again"

silly woman.
 
It's crazy what this sport can do to people. Dr. G and I are debating missing the Giants opener to get in some time on the river this weekend.
 
I agree completely. C-dog and Newbie are bad for the sport!

(full disclaimer - both have my cell phone # and have used it to keep me from my work:). So if the Musky is not up to par when you fish it, don't blame me!!!)
 
i got home and my girlfriend called me to say goodnight and to tell me that i had a serious problem if i was willing to drive up there. then i told her i didnt catch anything and she probably wanted to commit me right there and then. "you drove combined 3 and a half hours to do 3 hours of fishing and you didnt catch anything? wow bet youre not gonna do that again"

silly woman.

That drive can get to you, especially if you do up and back in the same day. I got a little impatient this weekend, and ended up getting a speeding ticket from the local Sheriff's office. Got too worried about making good time getting home, and didn't slow down enough on Old Rt. 17 coming into Roscoe when it goes down to 30 MPH. Glad I have a NJ license, as it's only 2 points for an out of state ticket. Was doing 22 MPH over the limit, so a NY liscnse would have been hit with something like 5 points. Can't wait to find out what that's gonna cost me.

Are speeders like poachers?

Q.T.
 
Go fishing the Giants are going to lose anyway.

:rofl: Not even Albert Haynesworth's 100 million dollar paycheck will help the 'skins this week... or this year for that matter. I think I'm going fishing...

BCB, would love for you to join us
 
That drive can get to you, especially if you do up and back in the same day. I got a little impatient this weekend, and ended up getting a speeding ticket from the local Sheriff's office. Got too worried about making good time getting home, and didn't slow down enough on Old Rt. 17 coming into Roscoe when it goes down to 30 MPH. Glad I have a NJ license, as it's only 2 points for an out of state ticket. Was doing 22 MPH over the limit, so a NY liscnse would have been hit with something like 5 points. Can't wait to find out what that's gonna cost me.

Are speeders like poachers? Nope

Q.T.

Damn you drive to Slow.

Hllywd
 
WELL SORRRRRRRRYYYYYYY..... I just wanted to fish with my buddies...... that'll be the last time I call any of you ....peace out mofos!!!!!



Sorry I was channeling the GOLDENSHOWER! It was a fun night, finally got the skunk off, it's been a while! BCB, I had the same thought, on the drive home....should've had you net him before I went a diggin' for the camera, oh well! I am off the fishing radar fo rthe remainder of the week, so won't be back up there till next week.
 
WELL SORRRRRRRRYYYYYYY..... I just wanted to fish with my buddies...... that'll be the last time I call any of you ....peace out mofos!!!!!



Sorry I was channeling the GOLDENSHOWER! It was a fun night, finally got the skunk off, it's been a while! BCB, I had the same thought, on the drive home....should've had you net him before I went a diggin' for the camera, oh well! I am off the fishing radar fo rthe remainder of the week, so won't be back up there till next week.

bummer i think im heading up there with Gonzo and Rambler and Ricky this weekend at some point. after a stop at the fly shop. i need to get into one of those SOB's.
 
Go fishing the Giants are going to lose anyway.

That's just blasphemy. Can't we get AK banned for this post??? First the Red Sux garbage and now with the anti-Giants? What next, you fish for salmon that swim out of some lake instead of the ocean?
 
That's just blasphemy. Can't we get AK banned for this post??? First the Red Sux garbage and now with the anti-Giants? What next, you fish for salmon that swim out of some lake instead of the ocean?

you really can't blame him for hating on the Giants after they derailed the Patsies' perfect season. Same reason red sox fans always hate on the yankees. Envy is such a base emotion :looser:
 
To take a page from the AK SKIM playbook.....this thread is about me, lets get back on track here people!
 
Yea BCB I'll post some pics on your thread. Gotta get you into some so I don't have to do all the work.

In our first pic we have newbie fighting a 6" brownie like it's a beast. Throughout the fight I kept hearing "I've got a big one.", knowing the whole time it's the size of his pinky. Hey look in the background...could it be? Yes it is! That's BCB himself. Notice he's not wearing his customary cowboy hat. You can thank AK for that.

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My first BK Bow of the year...I think??? From the coloration and shape of the mouth it might be a golden chub.

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Hey look at that fly in it's mouth. That looks like a BHC tie all the way from East Stroudsburg. Took a Brodhead hatch match to fool a wild BK bow. Don't even try to match it. It's one of BHC's secret flys. I'll take another dozen. Thanks Allen.

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Also, how many of you noticed the patented Dr.G death grip I had on that bow.

Cdog
 
:finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger:
 
The gonzo death grip TM.

i forgot my cowboy hat, i dont wear it to work. unless im meeting with my cowboy clients. (note to self: get more cowboy clients)

cdog, ill get into one. no worries there. it may take me a while, but it will happen. i stocked up at the fly shop last night. i think ill be well armored next time around.

6 incher? i think youre being generous to newbie. i was wondering why he asked me to take a picture of the 4 inch chub he got into? oh well
 
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