hatchman
Just a lucky soul,enjoying God's gifts to us.
After reading Moosekids short list of people worthy of boarding his vessel .I have comprised my own list of people I will float in either of my 2 drift boats ,my Hyde classic high side or my Fishrite aluminum battleship. Neither with "coexist" or Hillary 2016 stickers.
Rather than name names, and exclude people,and be hurtful,I will list qualities I'm looking for in shipmates.
1. All religions are welcome,Christian ,Jewish,Muslims,Buddhists,Hindus, except Satanists because they're creepy and it's hard enough to get the "skunk " out of the boat some days never mind Demons.Atheists are especially welcome since by the time we are ready to take out you will either be ready to be baptized or walk on water to get away from me and my views on God.
2. All sexual orientations are welcome Straight,Gay, Transgender
(Passable or not) especially if they are willing to row. I have no problem with a strong backed tranny in a evening gown rowing my vessel if they are good on the sticks (oars,not other sticks). Please be advised any attempt at any funny business or let's just say "bad touch" and you will be clubbed like a freshly caught bluefish on a partyboat full of drunks on a Saturday night.
3. All political views are welcome,if they are pro American and honor those who gave all for their freedom.needless to say liberals and communists might feel uncomfortable spending the day with me
( even though in a weird way I like Putins Swagger,and who wouldn't want to go fishing with a guy who hunts bare chested on horseback,there's a man who doesn't give a F&$@, you have to admire that in a weird way, and I bet he knows a lot of hot Russian strippers)
4. Fly fishing only will be permitted, no bait,treble hook armed rapalas
,Mepps spinners,jigs etc. The only requirement is that you not be a FlyFishing elitist who only fishes Cane rods and with flies tied by Theodore Gordon himself who constantly complains about all the
"Wannabe , newbies fishing "his " river.On the flip side Hipster millennials will be judged on a case by case basis,There's something
About a clueless ,newly bearded ,flat brimmed trucker hat wearing 20 something with a sling pack who has all the answers that can wear the patience of a 53 year old such as myself,but then again some of them turn out to be ok.
There's my qualification list for worthy shipmates ,again no specific names ,just qualities that I am looking for in anyone looking to spend a day on the river gratis ( that's free) They're will be a lengthy multi page waiver to be signed and notarized in case of drowning,dismemberment or irreversible psychological damage ,just gotta protect the assets nothing personal.
Rather than name names, and exclude people,and be hurtful,I will list qualities I'm looking for in shipmates.
1. All religions are welcome,Christian ,Jewish,Muslims,Buddhists,Hindus, except Satanists because they're creepy and it's hard enough to get the "skunk " out of the boat some days never mind Demons.Atheists are especially welcome since by the time we are ready to take out you will either be ready to be baptized or walk on water to get away from me and my views on God.
2. All sexual orientations are welcome Straight,Gay, Transgender
(Passable or not) especially if they are willing to row. I have no problem with a strong backed tranny in a evening gown rowing my vessel if they are good on the sticks (oars,not other sticks). Please be advised any attempt at any funny business or let's just say "bad touch" and you will be clubbed like a freshly caught bluefish on a partyboat full of drunks on a Saturday night.
3. All political views are welcome,if they are pro American and honor those who gave all for their freedom.needless to say liberals and communists might feel uncomfortable spending the day with me
( even though in a weird way I like Putins Swagger,and who wouldn't want to go fishing with a guy who hunts bare chested on horseback,there's a man who doesn't give a F&$@, you have to admire that in a weird way, and I bet he knows a lot of hot Russian strippers)
4. Fly fishing only will be permitted, no bait,treble hook armed rapalas
,Mepps spinners,jigs etc. The only requirement is that you not be a FlyFishing elitist who only fishes Cane rods and with flies tied by Theodore Gordon himself who constantly complains about all the
"Wannabe , newbies fishing "his " river.On the flip side Hipster millennials will be judged on a case by case basis,There's something
About a clueless ,newly bearded ,flat brimmed trucker hat wearing 20 something with a sling pack who has all the answers that can wear the patience of a 53 year old such as myself,but then again some of them turn out to be ok.
There's my qualification list for worthy shipmates ,again no specific names ,just qualities that I am looking for in anyone looking to spend a day on the river gratis ( that's free) They're will be a lengthy multi page waiver to be signed and notarized in case of drowning,dismemberment or irreversible psychological damage ,just gotta protect the assets nothing personal.