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Fishizzle, I use worms but I'm looking to upgrade!
And of course they get lost. Just about dark they come upon a farm house. They go the farmer, tell him they are lost, and ask if they can sleep there for the night and find their way out tomorrow. The farmer says no problem. I have a bunkhouse with two beds and one person can sleep in the barn. He tells them don't worry, the barn is pretty nice and it will be fine. So the Hindu says no problem, I will sleep in the barn. He goes to the barn and the other two get ready to go sleep. About 15 minutes later there is a knock at the door. They open it and the Hindu is standing there. He tells them he is sorry, but a cow is a sacred animal to Hindus and he cannot stay in the barn. So the Jew says no problem, I will go and sleep in the barn. The other two get ready to go to sleep. About 15 minutes later there is a knock on the door. The Jew is standing there, and he says I'm sorry, but there is a pig in the barn, and being kosher, I cannot stay there. So the politician reluctantly says he will go and sleep in the barn. The other two get ready to go to sleep. About 15 minutes later, there is a knock at the door and the cow and the pig are there.
