The Cardiologist

[Catskill]

This is funny!!!

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart
covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The
heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes
stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own
funeral..... I'm a gynecologist". That's when the proctologist fainted.

 

[NJFred]

The Passion of Fishing

Two fisherman where standing in a pool across from each other near a bridge. They were enoying the beautiful day, getting acquainted with each other. All of sudden a motor cade began to approach the bridge. There was a herse. Obviously it was a funeral procession. One of the two anglers stopped fishing bowed his head and was seen by the other fisherman mumbling a few words. The funeral procession crossed the bridge and moved out of sight. The fisherman who had stopped fishing began to cast again. After a few moments the other fisherman remarked..."that was rather kind of you to stop fishing and pray for the recently departed". To that the second fisherman replied..."well it was the least I could do... she was a wonderful person and a marvelous wife!"