It has reached NYC

[Future Fanatic]

Soon as this thing's over, I'm going to open a bowling alley in Bushwick called E-bowl-a. We'll sell PBR in a can for $12 and t-shirts that say E-bowl-a! Where the fun is contagious!

E-bowl-a makes it seem that it should be done online

How about Ebowl-orama?

 

[CTobias]

Wonder what's going on here.

It isn't just the right that is fear mongering. It is much of the media.

I'm sure it has a lot to do with the release of records in regards to Fast and Furious and many of the numerous scandals this administration is involved in. No time to think about what's really happening when you're afraid of contracting ebola.

 

[mob201]

E-bowl-a makes it seem that it should be done online How about Ebowl-orama?

That's even better. A quarter says the New York Post headline tomorrow shares our twisted sense of humor.

 

[CTobias]

There is nothing really to worry about Ebola unless you live in Africa, for now. But hey, when the population pushes 20 billion in the future, there may be a little something to worry about then.

As far as global warming goes, I enjoy the hysteria of it, it provides entertainment. Especially when I blow past a Prius or Volt with my loud V-8 powered exhaust, and to quote Jeremy Clarckson, they can hear me hurt the environment. I've actually had people come up to me in the parking lot at work and ask if I feel guilty about it. Was very hard not blow my coffee out of my nose laughing.

I was "rolling coal" on hybrids before it was cool. I didn't even know it had a name until I saw it on the news.

 

[CTobias]

I'm not trying to besmirch your friend's good name or anything, but what gets me is this Dr. Livingstone. He's off trekking in the Dark Continent, literally holding the lives of others in his hands, watching a horrible scourge take the lives of those around him, etc., etc. He comes back to the U.S. and his first thought is "Hey, I want to go bowling".

It hasn't really been put out in the news, but I've also heard he was on the subway for an extended period of time. They are reporting he only rode the subway for a "short" period.

 

[mob201]

It hasn't really been put out in the news, but I've also heard he spent 20 minutes in every car of every train on the 1,2,3 and A,C,E lines, systematically licking every pole and handrail and air hankying on all flat surfaces. They are reporting he only rode the subway for a "short" period.

fixed it for you.

 

[CTobias]

fixed it for you.

You believe everything your government and the media tells you?

 

[mob201]

You believe everything your government and the media tells you?

Negative. I think the conspiracy is a conspiracy.

 

[Future Fanatic]

That's even better. A quarter says the New York Post headline tomorrow shares our twisted sense of humor.

You were SO CLOSE....

EBOWLER....

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