Happy Valentines Day!

[Joe D]

Came home from fishing today. The wife left a note on the fridge:

"It's not working, I can't take it anymore!! I've gone to stay with my Mother!!!"

I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold. What the hell is she talking about?

 

[Flytrap]

Go right to church and thank the fucking lord. He just gave you a second chance at life.

 

[CTobias]

Came home from fishing today. The wife left a note on the fridge:

"It's not working, I can't take it anymore!! I've gone to stay with my Mother!!!"

I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold. What the hell is she talking about?

Sounds like more fishing time to me.