Cremation

[lightenup]

I told my wife I wanted to be cremated, she asked me why?
I said, it's my last chance for a smokin' hot body....

She said, I'll make an appointment for next Tuesday.

 

[FIN-ITE 34]

Our own Shecky Greene...

 

[greg s]

I hate to admit that I saw Shecky Greene once. It was 1986 and I was 28. It was painful.