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Welcome back to the new NEFF. Take a break from Twitter and Facebook. You don't go to Dicks for your fly fishing gear, you go to your local fly fishing store. Enjoy!

Cool trip ideas for 2015

I am being honest when I say this, and I understand you guys need man up on the site. But in the end we are all in the same drift boat when it comes to Marriage and wives. We would rather get the wife’s ok then take matters into our own hands and get all that comes with that decision. It is the 3 rings of matrimony that will always come into play. You just have to understand what each ring represents


Translated "Happy Wife Happy Life"
 
Man up Alice. Take off your panties and go to the coffee can where she keeps your Kohenes and put them back on. Do what I do. First i call her out of the kitchen, Second, I tell her Im going to Patagonia and I want her to start to pack my gear for the trip and to remind her to iron my fly vest. Third, i tell her i only want to say this once.

Do you put her hand on the stove if she doesn't listen? Or is this the story that you tell when your at the weekly meeting and your turn comes up?
 
It has become clear to me that I am the only non metrosexual on this board. You have to set the tone right out of the gate, and I can see many of you have not done this and are paying a high price because of it. As a matter of fact, im not even typing this myself. I am have my wife do it so I don't break a nail.
 
Well im glad my tax dollars are allowing you and your wife to stay home and spend quality time together.


It has become clear to me that I am the only non metrosexual on this board. You have to set the tone right out of the gate, and I can see many of you have not done this and are paying a high price because of it. As a matter of fact, im not even typing this myself. I am have my wife do it so I don't break a nail.
 
Well im glad my tax dollars are allowing you and your wife to stay home and spend quality time together.

Im glad also. Maybe some day I will get my green card. But got to go now. I have to check myself into the hospital after I put my 6 kids in public school.
 
HAHAHAAHAHAH!

Don't forget your FREE triple bypass, as it was very stressful crossing the Rio Grande.

Im glad also. Maybe some day I will get my green card. But got to go now. I have to check myself into the hospital after I put my 6 kids in public school.
 
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