MidnightPoacher
Just finished a River Runs Through it!
I am starting a new venture in Hancock, NY for all fisherman that own drift boats, belly tubes, rafts, etc.
Midnight Poacher Detailing, Inc.
1.) I camouflage the boats by repainting them in my favorite finish -- Midnight Black.
2.) Any squeaky objects used to 'Man the vessel are greased using my secret oil.
3.) Oars are painted -- well you know what color -- why ask?
4.) Trailer lights are removed.
5.) Any rope is replaced with your choice of color: Midnight Black, Midnight Blue, and Glow in Dark Fluorescent Yellow.
First 10 customers get access to my stash of stolen D.R.C. trout pellet chow, courtesy of my last afternoon visit. Thanks Jeff W!!
The first 5 customers receive an honorary Midnight Poacher Decal prominently placed on the side of their boat. You will be the toast of the poaching crowd!! My Avatar is the decal with my favorite signature per the bottom of this announcement.
Repeat customers get my favorite poaching flies specially designed to seduce those wonderful Brownies and Voracious Delaware River Stripers causing terror up and down the river system. Maybe those D.R.C. boys will step up and be my first customers?
Sincerely,
The Man
The Myth
The Legend
Midnight Poacher
Midnight Poacher Detailing, Inc.
1.) I camouflage the boats by repainting them in my favorite finish -- Midnight Black.
2.) Any squeaky objects used to 'Man the vessel are greased using my secret oil.
3.) Oars are painted -- well you know what color -- why ask?
4.) Trailer lights are removed.
5.) Any rope is replaced with your choice of color: Midnight Black, Midnight Blue, and Glow in Dark Fluorescent Yellow.
First 10 customers get access to my stash of stolen D.R.C. trout pellet chow, courtesy of my last afternoon visit. Thanks Jeff W!!
The first 5 customers receive an honorary Midnight Poacher Decal prominently placed on the side of their boat. You will be the toast of the poaching crowd!! My Avatar is the decal with my favorite signature per the bottom of this announcement.
Repeat customers get my favorite poaching flies specially designed to seduce those wonderful Brownies and Voracious Delaware River Stripers causing terror up and down the river system. Maybe those D.R.C. boys will step up and be my first customers?
Sincerely,
The Man
The Myth
The Legend
Midnight Poacher