While reading the latest issue of Fish & Fly, "The Play's The Thing", a very funny excerpt drew a deep belly laugh from this trout bum: Page 38 --- "Before you constrict your knots, spit on them. A lubricated knot is a healthy knot. Just like in the sack, FRICTION is your true enemy."...

I am starting a new venture in Hancock, NY for all fisherman that own drift boats, belly tubes, rafts, etc. Midnight Poacher Detailing, Inc. 1.) I camouflage the boats by repainting them in my favorite finish -- Midnight Black. 2.) Any squeaky objects used to 'Man the vessel are greased using...

Midnight Poacher here.. Well, here we are the time when I wish that the month would blow through until April Trout season opens. This year, I have take another approach -- I have decided to stay off season in the Dominican Republic instead of staying in Manhattan - and watch the Dominican...

Ladies and Gents, new season and new attititude. New attitude, notice my new avatar - smokin!! I am better than ever and bringing it on strong from the lovely Dominican Republic... Currently posting from the beautiful beach house with my Vogue girlies from the sandy beach in Santo Domingo...

The recent passing away of Johnny Cash, The Man in Black, leaves the Midnight Poacher for a near loss of words. Somethings that J.C. and I have in common are the penchant for wearing black -- he for his stage presence and mine for my need to fish in the cloak of darkness on the Delaware...

Who: I am The Midnight Poacher Why: Attempting to take back fishing privileges of 'privatized water' from individuals in the U.S. When: Typically during moonless evenings when everyone is asleep. August 15th Evening. Where: Cony Island Details: The skinny is that my two VERY jealous...