Gentlemen... There is Freshly Opened Water here ... too much to list, much of it remote. If anyone wants to go, PM me before the Black Flies. Where the hell is GBS...?!!! Is he pimping on the streets of Brooklyn, or did he go home w/the Pope...? :pimp::pope: It's also time for a few more...

The green-blooded skinks of the genus Prasinohaema possess highly toxic levels of biliverdin. (That's a bile pigment). The blood of every Green Skink is saturated w/the stuff. And any creature who crawls, or flies, or swims, near the surface of our earth... w/that much biliverdin...technically...

Got a buddy who wants me to see if his house is still there. Said I could bring three trustworthy yoyo's... :dizzy: :dizzy: :dizzy:

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Just wondering if anyone here uses them. Anybody care to share/give a tutorial...? :alien:

A couple years ago, I purchased these new L2 boots. I guess I beat the livin' pulp out of 'em. Simms wouldn't want me as their poster-child. And now I am vexed; I surely know how to replace the soles. That's no problem. But... does anybody know how to get the blood outta my boots...? those...

Who...... around here, drives the really Long Rod...? No Joke. No Kidding. No Mustangs. Only GTO's, Steelhead, and Vista Cruisers need apply... Who... amongst you, Drives the really Long rod...? ...besides ShaQ? ....

...for Nocturnal Slobs of the Brown Persuasion. AKSkim's 'Winter Thread' was like a cool breeze ...for about 5 minutes. Then I realized, it only made my symptoms of heat exhaustion worse. (It's really hot and nasty here at 11 PM). A few recent mornings have treated me extraordinarily well...

How's your Fishin'...? Speak Now, or forever hold you Piece. :band:

They are always in the Plural: Pike; Plural. Pickerel; Plural. Perch; Plural. Bass, Bullhead, Crappie. All Plural. Sunfish. Sucker. Chub. Muskie. Yes... even our beloved Trout! Plural. If ya wanna be negative about it, go ahead... think in the Singular. I see 'Fish' as a Plural (and a...

Some guy in New Jersey said "It's too cold to go fishing, today". He just don't know Daisy. The ball joints on the truck are nearly as bad as the outer tie rods and that's not good. She's gettin' a fixin' on Tuesday but despite her fractured front, even the Truck wanted to go fishing today...

http://www.adelphia.net/news/read.php?ps=1020&id=12441447 :eek:

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After limited negotiations, I was able to persuade three other fools to follow myself and my fool's errand. We agreed to hit the road Friday AM. When the first fool showed up, we drove off to meet the other two clowns at the specified diner. We arrived ostensibly and only a few minutes...

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Here's a few photos from that afternoon... Buggers, streamers, and green caddis larva, all worked. I'll post more pictures soon... :)

Just a few pics from a couple days ago. I recall some recent talk of the virtues of flash vs. no-flash. I have come to the conclusion that it's makes the fish more fotogenic, but it's bad if you put your frozen face in the frame. :mad:

Can someone enlighten me about the use of these flies? Two days ago, from twenty feet above the river, I watched a guy fishing one. I could clearly see the (yellow) fly, dancing around w/reckless abdomen. It was beautiful. Suppliers? Dennis, do you have any? I'd like to try some, before I tie...

Gentlemen- Just a few photos from last week... My friend Ben catching his first trout on a fly; Don't give me grief about his release technique. He let the fish go and it swam away just fine. He'll get better w/practice... (He's my third friend in the last six months to catch his first trout...

Well... I decided to go fishing yesterday. The river was flowing good and the temps were a toasty 12 when I started. Figured I better get out there while it was still warm. I happily take back everything I said about the fish slowing down. Here's the part that you don't have to believe: First...