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    Does Finite tie flies?

    Let's see something from you please... Or do you not want to embarrass Greg and I with your fly tying prowess...
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    Three men walk into the guiness book of world records...

    3 men walk into the Guiness Book of World Record's office... The first man claims he has the worlds smallest arm. The second man claims he has the worlds smallest foot. The third man claims he has the worlds smallest penis. After being tested by the Guinness Book of Records, the first man said...
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    Food for thought

    I ate a clock, it was very time consuming, especially when I went back for seconds...
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    Follow up

    So a chicken and egg are laying bed.... The chicken rolls over and lights a cigarette and says " well, I guess we answered that question"😉
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    Which came first?

    I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon... I'll let you know...
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    Breaking News

    Police have just arrested the World Tongue Twister Champion.... He will be given a very tough sentence!
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    Old watches

    I made a belt out of all my old watches... It was a waist of time...
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    Glitter

    Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter? .......pretty nuts.
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    Mistakes

    I told my wife, "You should embrace your mistakes." She gave me a hug.
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    Cremation

    I told my wife I wanted to be cremated, she asked me why? I said, it's my last chance for a smokin' hot body.... She said, I'll make an appointment for next Tuesday.
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    Bees

    What kind of bees make milk? Boobees...
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    A classic.

    Enjoy.
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    Flagler's latest.

    All 7 of you looking at this should check out Tightlines Instagram page. His latest "Barbie" videos are something to behold...very funny.👏👏👏👍
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    Brook trouts

    http://www.oswegocountynewsnow.com/news/scientists-find-unique-trout-genes-in-tug-hill-headwaters/article_f5c3b9ce-fddd-11ea-ac4a-cf4d20b129f0.html Nice!
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    10 pound Delaware trout

    No I didnt catch it. My friend Jack sent me pictures. He said a guy named Mike caught it.
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    A fly..no one's posted one in a while.

    a peacock quill, duck wings, brown and gray hackle, size 14.
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    Finally

    I finally got to fish in 2020 and a great day it was. I have been fishing my entire life, fly fishing for almost 15 years now.This is my first tiger trout...and a nice one... I apologize for the fishing post.
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    Old New Jersey river map.

    This from 179something. Look at the names, The Musconecunk, and Flat Lick
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    Nice story

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/09/18/paiute-cutthroat-trout-returns-native-habitat-silver-king-creek/2361967001/
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    A wild early season NJ brown.

    Nice wild NJ Brown in a decent river....
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