Swinging Sex Dungeon

[FIN-ITE 34]

Fished a NE PA river Saturday and stuck two 20"+ browns. I knew before I left that the river was running higher than normal flows but I didn't realize that the heavy rain we didn't get the end of last week, they did. I had planned on nymphing but when I got to the river I realized that my skinny ass couldn't stand the strength of the heavy water. So I removed the nymphing leader from my 11' 4 wt and added 10' of T-11 to my 4 wt line. Looped on a 2' piece of 12 lb mono, dug out my baggie of articulated uglies and tied on my favorite olive sex dungeon. It was a little tough casting that heavy streamer, but the 11' rod helped flop out that sink tip. Didn't do any stripping, just let the streamer swing to the slack just outside the current and that is where the fish were laying.

 

[Oliver10]

Fished a NE PA river Saturday and stuck two 20"+ browns. I knew before I left that the river was running higher than normal flows but I didn't realize that the heavy rain we didn't get the end of last week, they did. I had planned on nymphing but when I got to the river I realized that my skinny ass couldn't stand the strength of the heavy water. So I removed the nymphing leader from my 11' 4 wt and added 10' of T-11 to my 4 wt line. Looped on a 2' piece of 12 lb mono, dug out my baggie of articulated uglies and tied on my favorite olive sex dungeon. It was a little tough casting that heavy streamer, but the 11' rod helped flop out that sink tip. Didn't do any stripping, just let the streamer swing to the slack just outside the current and that is where the fish were laying.

Nice! Very cool fish. That might be a 30inch fish if you use Beetle's scale.

 

[Simms]

Fished a NE PA river Saturday and stuck two 20"+ browns. I knew before I left that the river was running higher than normal flows but I didn't realize that the heavy rain we didn't get the end of last week, they did. I had planned on nymphing but when I got to the river I realized that my skinny ass couldn't stand the strength of the heavy water. So I removed the nymphing leader from my 11' 4 wt and added 10' of T-11 to my 4 wt line. Looped on a 2' piece of 12 lb mono, dug out my baggie of articulated uglies and tied on my favorite olive sex dungeon. It was a little tough casting that heavy streamer, but the 11' rod helped flop out that sink tip. Didn't do any stripping, just let the streamer swing to the slack just outside the current and that is where the fish were laying.

Beautiful fish, man!

Tug is the drug! Ask Beetle.

 

[FIN-ITE 34]

Thought I might catch the interest of Simms with a post title of Sex Dungeon.

 

[golden beetle]

Fished a NE PA river Saturday and stuck two 20"+ browns. I knew before I left that the river was running higher than normal flows but I didn't realize that the heavy rain we didn't get the end of last week, they did. I had planned on nymphing but when I got to the river I realized that my skinny ass couldn't stand the strength of the heavy water. So I removed the nymphing leader from my 11' 4 wt and added 10' of T-11 to my 4 wt line. Looped on a 2' piece of 12 lb mono, dug out my baggie of articulated uglies and tied on my favorite olive sex dungeon. It was a little tough casting that heavy streamer, but the 11' rod helped flop out that sink tip. Didn't do any stripping, just let the streamer swing to the slack just outside the current and that is where the fish were laying.

You caught two 20+ fish?!

Damn, dude.

I got one, and consider that an accomplishment.

 

[DG138]

Thought I might catch the interest of Simms with a post title of Sex Dungeon.

This is one of those fly patterns that takes some careful googling to find, especially at work...:holy:

 

[Twism]

Who doesnt have a sex dungeon stored away for a rainy day?

 

[Simms]

Who doesn't have sex dungeon?

 

[jlajoie]

Who doesn't have someone stored away in their sex dungeon?

 

[Rusty Spinner]

Who doesn't have someone stored away in their sex dungeon?

At my college, that would have been Landon Hall, bottom floor, girl's side, third door on the left. Her name was Lisa.

 

[Trout Guy]

I have a sex dungeon but it's more of a rape shack than anything..

Simms must have edited his original post, but I remember it was something to do with molesting children in his sex dungeon. True story from what I heard.

 

[flyI4]

I have a sex dungeon but it's more of a rape shack than anything..

Simms must have edited his original post, but I remember it was something to do with molesting children in his sex dungeon. True story from what I heard.

Folks- take a moment to re-read this burlesque fishing post of sorts. (pause). This is the product of not only a long winter but a man who has had his fishing privileges stripped from him by a woman. (macfly, other married men begin to chuckle )

 

[sunsignarcher]

You guys r missing the not so subtle message in the title of this thread.

This is an invite to interweb swingers to come visit fins "swinging sex dungeon"

:bouncing-boobs:

 

[lightenup]

Folks- take a moment to re-read this burlesque fishing post of sorts. (pause). This is the product of not only a long winter but a man who has had his fishing privileges stripped from him by a woman. (macfly, other married men begin to chuckle )

My wife never strips my fishing privilege....
...she takes other things away, and I'm left...:wanker: , but I get to fish..............................................:shrug:

 

[flyI4]

thats the only alternative sir and its a good one. Let me help with the defensive delivery " ____(her name here), listen I'm going to the woods to go fishing. I'm not like other guys going to casinos, gambling, calling hookers. I'm fly fishing, and even if there are girls around u can be sure they are over 200lbs and not worth having sex with anyway. So u don't even have to trust me its not gunna happen, and I would like you to respect the fact my hobby is an innocent one" walk out the door with fishpond pack on and two rod cases in hand. Done.

 

[sunsignarcher]

you guys r doin it all wrong.:ballnchai

line yourself up with a few married women. Pick them up when you need to, put them away when your done, no dates, no diners, no strings, no hassle. You get all the good, the bad stays home and your weekends are forever free!







jk

 

[FIN-ITE 34]

You guys r missing the not so subtle message in the title of this thread.

This is an invite to interweb swingers to come visit fins "swinging sex dungeon"

:bouncing-boobs:

Don't ever forget to implement a safeword before the session begins.

 

[Trout Guy]

thats the only alternative sir and its a good one. Let me help with the defensive delivery " ____(her name here), listen I'm going to the woods to go fishing. I'm not like other guys going to casinos, gambling, calling hookers. I'm fly fishing, and even if there are girls around u can be sure they are over 200lbs and not worth having sex with anyway. So u don't even have to trust me its not gunna happen, and I would like you to respect the fact my hobby is an innocent one" walk out the door with fishpond pack on and two rod cases in hand. Done.

Yes but all that doesn't matter if your girl is as batshit crazy as mine is,.

 

[lightenup]

Yes but all that doesn't matter if your girl is as batshit crazy as mine is,.

Find me a female who isn't batshit crazy please........

 

[tomfly]

Find me a female who isn't batshit crazy please........

That is imposable to find. It is one few secrets of the universe that can be substantially proven with supporting evidence.

 

[flyI4]

Beetle up next with a hit feminist piece? Beetle trying to draw female viewers to his site now that NEFF has condemned them as no good?

 

[Rusty Spinner]

Yes but all that doesn't matter if your girl is as batshit crazy as mine is,.

I've got news for you, that round shiny thing you placed over her ring finger on what you thought was the greatest day of your life was a automatic switch mechanism that launches the bat $hit crazy mode for life. Little did we all know.....:crap:

 

[tomfly]

I've got news for you, that round shiny thing you placed over her ring finger on what you thought was the greatest day of your life was a automatic switch mechanism that launches the bat $hit crazy mode for life. Little did we all know.....:crap:

engagement + wedding ring = suffering