Trouser Trout
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
That should be enough to help you beat off as i'm sure you already know, but what will you do if you need help. Rosie Palmer and her 5 sisters do have their limitations......
Give us a try!
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Do you carry a first aid/survival kit
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That should be enough to help you beat off as i'm sure you already know, but what will you do if you need help. Rosie Palmer and her 5 sisters do have their limitations......
Yea nice try buddy but I specifically alluded to the "knuckle" aspect of my "right fist" which is associated with defending yourself and hence survival, not masturbation...maybe you however enjoy stimulating yourself with a knuckle or two up your posterior so I can see how you got confused
golden beetle
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It sounds to me too that you jerk off when in danger.
Eagle Claw
Trout Hunter
Prevention of an accident is the best choice, If you look at a steep bank and say to yourself "that looks like a bitch" go with your first instinct. If you look at some tough wading and think that looks like a bit much, don't do it. A fish is not worth your life. However accidents do happen even in 2 feet of water like tripping and falling and breaking an arm. I carry a whistle, waste self inflating
belt and a personal electronic distress gadget, you pull the pin and it emits a sound for 12 hours like a smoke detecter. This thing is about the size of a pack of cigaretts. I always also use a wading staff no matter what the depth, it prevents tripping and makes a nice walking stick to and from the river. None of this stuff is a burden to carry and its there if you need it. The waste belt came in handy once, I was in 3' if water above a deep pool tripped and got swept in, shit happens in 3' feet of water.
belt and a personal electronic distress gadget, you pull the pin and it emits a sound for 12 hours like a smoke detecter. This thing is about the size of a pack of cigaretts. I always also use a wading staff no matter what the depth, it prevents tripping and makes a nice walking stick to and from the river. None of this stuff is a burden to carry and its there if you need it. The waste belt came in handy once, I was in 3' if water above a deep pool tripped and got swept in, shit happens in 3' feet of water.
Trouser Trout
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
GB, does this technique work? Have you ever tried it?
Trout Nazi
And...Boom goes the dynamite.
I carry a flask of scotch and a lighter, that way I can continue to drink and smoke uninterrupted by such trivial things as emergencies. Now shooting putty at the moon with Rosie Palm and her five friends is an interesting technique. In addition to completing the trifecta (drinking, smoking, sex), a well aimed shot into your attackers eye can provide you with just the edge you need turn the tables.
