Access to this site. Banned???

[golden beetle]

Shane, nor anyone with half a fucking brain wouldn't live in the hell hole of a place you call Jersey City...

I like to look out my windows, unobstructed....I dont like my house(in your case, shit box) to look like fishkill prison.

You can't always get what you want, Simms.

Unless you're Daddy's Boy.

Do you own the new condo, Simms?

 

[golden beetle]

So, I have been watching this for a couple of days...and Beetle..you are getting destroyed...your come backs are weak and worthless....No imagination...they are getting to be like A.K. Skims angry rebuttals....I also mentioned NEFF to a fellow angler one day, and wished I did not...I heard a rant almost ten minutes long about how some jackass named Beetle who is a complete moron and has nothing worthwhile to say...I can find humor in almost anything.....I wasn't laughing..this guy was serious, and said if he ever met you he was going to, "beat your rotten little scum bag ass badly"..he wasn't a small fellow either....I do not know him, but I keep my comments about NEFF on the river to minimum now..that dude spooked a lot of fish with his rant about you......He must be one of the other 700 people that view this site and do not comment...

That's scary.

Hmm.

Next time, can you tell him that I'm sorry?

 

[golden beetle]

Simms, I'm sorry again about your dead relative.

 

[Simms]

Fuck you Beetle.

Im not sorry you killed your dog.

Simms, I'm sorry again about your dead relative.

 

[CTobias]

Hey Slave...

Axtially, the word "black" isn't racist at all.

The only slave here is you...union whipping boy.

 

[golden beetle]

Fuck you Beetle.

Im not sorry you killed your dog.

What?

I didn't kill my dog.

You're delusional.

Perhaps that's why...

You thought Shane's ass was a pussy.

 

[Simms]

No,

You killed it.

What?

I didn't kill my dog.

You're delusional.

Perhaps that's why...

You thought Shane's ass was a pussy.

 

[Catskill Mountain Man]

Were dropped on your head as a child?

Are your mom and dad brother and sister?

yeah man totally.

 

[golden beetle]

No,

You killed it.

No.

I didn't.

And that pussy you think you're getting eevery morning on the Deerfield?

That's a man's ass.

 

[Catskill Mountain Man]

you can hide behind your keyboard, but you cannot hide from judgement. remember that next time BEFORE you start spouting hatred on a damn fishing site.

you should be ashamed and you have brought shame to your family's name this week.

walk up too your mother and father and tell him what you say here.

absoultley disgusting

 

[Simms]

Beetle when is the last time you fucked your wife?

No.

I didn't.

And that pussy you think you're getting eevery morning on the Deerfield?

That's a man's ass.

 

[Future Fanatic]

Over seventy posts of insults and humor...

All I keep thinkin' is...

You guys all talk about N. E. F. F. when you go fishing? And to strangers?

Just can't wrap my head around that one...

How does THAT conversation start?

 

[golden beetle]

Over seventy posts of insults and humor...

All I keep thinkin' is...

You guys all talk about N. E. F. F. when you go fishing? And to strangers?

Just can't wrap my head around that one...

How does THAT conversation start?

That's some bad ass post doctoral deconstructive reasoning that those monkeys won't have a frickin clue how to respond to!!!

And sorry, FF.

For ending the sentence with a preposition.

 

[Trout Nazi]

Over seventy posts of insults and humor...

All I keep thinkin' is...

You guys all talk about N. E. F. F. when you go fishing? And to strangers?

Just can't wrap my head around that one...

How does THAT conversation start?

Thats because people are insane. The most wacked out people I've met are when I'm riding my bike and when I'm fishing. I once had a guy walk down half a mile of empty mainstem, took him a solid 20minutes, just to come stand 15ft away from me so that he could talk while he fished. I basically moved, and told him that if he followed me I would throw him in.

 

[lightenup]

Over seventy posts of insults and humor...

All I keep thinkin' is...

You guys all talk about N. E. F. F. when you go fishing? And to strangers?

Just can't wrap my head around that one...

How does THAT conversation start?

Well, instead of passive aggressive conversation, where someone is asked questions to set them up for a lashing by FF, I have conversations with people in a give and take fashion, for example......


How are you?

Oh just fine...

Are you catching any fish today?

Why yes, I have gotten a couple..

Oh, what did you get them on?

This great fly I saw on a web-site..

What web-site?

Oh, North Eastern Fly Fishing..a guy named BHC posted it, and I tied it and it works great...


I've seen that site..who the fuck is that asshole Golden Beetle, I'd like to...and so on...

So, that is one circumstance where NEFF may come up on the river...

 

[golden beetle]

Well, instead of passive aggressive conversation, where someone is asked questions to set them up for a lashing by FF, I have conversations with people in a give and take fashion, for example......


How are you?

Oh just fine...

Are you catching any fish today?

Why yes, I have gotten a couple..

Oh, what did you get them on?

This great fly I saw on a web-site..

What web-site?

Oh, North Eastern Fly Fishing..a guy named BHC posted it, and I tied it and it works great...


I've seen that site..who the fuck is that asshole Golden Beetle, I'd like to...and so on...

So, that is one circumstance where NEFF may come up on the river...

You sure the fly wasn't something Beetle tied?

And the guy they wanted to give an ass whipping wasn't BHC?

That would make a big difference.

 

[golden beetle]

Thats because people are insane. The most wacked out people I've met are when I'm riding my bike and when I'm fishing. I once had a guy walk down half a mile of empty mainstem, took him a solid 20minutes, just to come stand 15ft away from me so that he could talk while he fished. I basically moved, and told him that if he followed me I would throw him in.

The implication of this post is that guys who start cconversations on the water about Beetle are insane.

Or Beetle is just that interesting.

 

[lightenup]

You sure the fly wasn't something Beetle tied?

And the guy they wanted to give an ass whipping wasn't BHC?

That would make a big difference.

Yes I am sure...and you are not that interesting...you were when I first joined the site, but now, I am bored with your humor...it has not matured or progressed in any fashion...just plain boring crap about how you screwed yourself and it was all suppose to be a big joke, but how you really have been a complete asshole and now no one wants to be your friend...I suppose that was the reason for the short lived alias.....

The guy who wanted to whooop you ass??? He actually was quite a gentleman until I mentioned NEFF....

 

[G Lech]

The implication of this post is that guys who start cconversations on the water about Beetle are insane.

Or Beetle is just that interesting.

And it was worse when RRTU was "covering" for you.

 

[Lloyd]

Fuck you Beetle.

Im not sorry you killed your dog.

This guy is murdering dogs too, your low sir , very low .

 

[big jake]

Will you guys leave The Dung Beetle alone, so he can make that video of the phone conversations he had with other T U chapters who want him in their chapter. From the sounds of his popularity streamside, he must have had the phone ringing off the hook. I'll bet those other membership chairmen are fighting in line to get him signed up. What an ass. I mean asset.

 

[Future Fanatic]

Well, instead of passive aggressive conversation, where someone is asked questions to set them up for a lashing by FF, I have conversations with people in a give and take fashion, for example......


How are you?

Oh just fine...

Are you catching any fish today?

Why yes, I have gotten a couple..

Oh, what did you get them on?

This great fly I saw on a web-site..

What web-site?

Oh, North Eastern Fly Fishing..a guy named BHC posted it, and I tied it and it works great...


I've seen that site..who the fuck is that asshole Golden Beetle, I'd like to...and so on...

So, that is one circumstance where NEFF may come up on the river...

Interesting...

Now if I were having that conversation(that is if I actually talked to someone on the river while fishing) I woulda tried to be light on the specifics.

" Are you catching any fish today?"

"Nope."
That'd usually end it right there.

But if I'd a momentary lapse and actually said:
"Why yes, I have gotten a couple.."

And he followed with:

Oh, what did you get them on?

I woulda countered with:

"THIS" and just showed him.

BUT if I had another lapse and said:

"This great fly I saw on a web-site.."
and he countered with:

"What web-site?"

I woulda hit him with:

"I forget" (OR Garden State Trout(because no serious fly guys go there anyway- and that woulda thrown him off)).

Of course, there is another way to go, and that is to pull a Manson.

The second he opened with "Are you catching any fish today?", I'd hit 'im with:

" I DON'T talk about MY FLY FISHIN'"

It's a tough one to pull off... wild eyes, scruffy beard, don't change your clothes for a few days, etc., but the "Manson" technique has been used successfully for years on the Beaverkill...

In SHORT, do whatever possible to NOT bring up N.E.F.F... (sorry, Debacle, nothin' personal)

 

[golden beetle]

Interesting...

Now if I were having that conversation(that is if I actually talked to someone on the river while fishing) I woulda tried to be light on the specifics.

" Are you catching any fish today?"

"Nope."
That'd usually end it right there.

But if I'd a momentary lapse and actually said:
"Why yes, I have gotten a couple.."

And he followed with:

Oh, what did you get them on?

I woulda countered with:

"THIS" and just showed him.

BUT if I had another lapse and said:

"This great fly I saw on a web-site.."
and he countered with:

"What web-site?"

I woulda hit him with:

"I forget" (OR Garden State Trout(because no serious fly guys go there anyway- and that woulda thrown him off)).

Of course, there is another way to go, and that is to pull a Manson.

The second he opened with "Are you catching any fish today?", I'd hit 'im with:

" I DON'T talk about MY FLY FISHIN'"

It's a tough one to pull off... wild eyes, scruffy beard, don't change your clothes for a few days, etc., but the "Manson" technique has been used successfully for years on the Beaverkill...

In SHORT, do whatever possible to NOT bring up N.E.F.F... (sorry, Debacle, nothin' personal)

The best post you have ever written...

Holy shit that was funny.

 

[lightenup]

Gotta agree FF that is some funny shit...

Beetle, read it again, it is filled with reasonably intelligent humor, you could learn something from post such as this one.....

 

[dcabarle]

Of course, there is another way to go, and that is to pull a Manson.

The second he opened with "Are you catching any fish today?", I'd hit 'im with:

" I DON'T talk about MY FLY FISHIN'"

It's a tough one to pull off... wild eyes, scruffy beard, don't change your clothes for a few days, etc., but the "Manson" technique has been used successfully for years on the Beaverkill...

In SHORT, do whatever possible to NOT bring up N.E.F.F... (sorry, Debacle, nothin' personal)

I'm sure nobody gets the last part.

" I DON'T talk about MY FLY FISHIN'"

wild eyes, scruffy beard, don't change your clothes for a few days, etc., but the "Manson" technique has been used successfully for years on the Beaverkill.

I wonder if he still fishes that same spot.

 

[Future Fanatic]

I'm sure nobody gets the last part.

" I DON'T talk about MY FLY FISHIN'"

wild eyes, scruffy beard, don't change your clothes for a few days, etc., but the "Manson" technique has been used successfully for years on the Beaverkill.

I wonder if he still fishes that same spot.

That photo is the perfect example of why I thought "Manson" was a misnomer. Kaczynski is more like it...