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  1. golden beetle

    Sleepy Joe DEFEATS Trump

    Your guy just lost to .... Sleepy Joe!
  2. golden beetle

    Pennsylvania

    It seems Pennsylvania will decide the election. Lots of Pennsylvanians here. Vote tomorrow. It could be you who decides the election.
  3. golden beetle

    Fishing Report - 9/13

    Yesterday I made it out for a few hours of fishing. Conditions weren’t ideal: the trickle of water I fished was a steaming 82 degrees where I first measured, but I wasn’t about to let water temps stop me from fishing on my day off. I’d find a spot to fish, and do so ethically. On hot, low...
  4. golden beetle

    Coronavirus

    Wash hands frequently and take care. Tough times. Now I know what it feels like to be Macfly’s fishing buddy. You accept an offer to row Mac’s boat for the day. And like Mac, you too got skunked. At first you think it’s because you didn’t get a chance to cast... But you continue to get...
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    Eating too many blueberries causes stinging bowel movements

    Don’t pack too many blueberries in your fishing bag, or youll be paid back with a burning hot, stinging BM. As the crowd here gets older, perhaps practica advice like this will keep the site relevant...
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    Golden Beetle: Fishing Report 5.27.2018

    Fishing for me is like the movie “A Dog’s Journey.” At the end, it’s gonna get heavy. The dog dies a slow agonizing death. The same goes for the old angler. Yesterday I drove up to the Neversink. Along the way, I pissed in a cup at least 3 times, because I’ve got low T and an enlarged...
  7. golden beetle

    Maine Brook Trout

    Maine Brook Trout (Days 1 and 2 of a Ten Day Journey) During the summer months I’ll often make a drive up the coast of Maine with a friend.. The drive to Maine from New Jersey is about 300 miles. Then the fishing trip commences, and concludes after about 500 more miles of driving along...
  8. golden beetle

    Beetle Book Deal, Bitches!

    I’m gonna start taking advance orders soon, for 49.99 per book. Once I find a publisher.
  9. golden beetle

    GB MagA

    A new issue will come out soon. I am negotiating with writers, photographers and site artists for an expansion of the site.
  10. golden beetle

    Crushed by Beetle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Any pretenders gonna say? That Beetle did not crush NEFF?
  11. golden beetle

    NEFF over!!!!

    This shit is over!!!!!! Some bitches say it was Facebook that ended NEFF. Seriously? Anyone doubt it was Beetle?
  12. golden beetle

    Register and post at GB Mag

    Post to GB mag instead of this joke site. The forum is active I think, although I can’t access it myself because I forgot my username and password.
  13. golden beetle

    Happy Thanksgiving

    Thanksgiving is a good holiday, unlike Veterans Day and July 4, the holidays for the stupid amongst us. So I am thankful it isn’t Veterans Day, or another one of the idiot holidays.
  14. golden beetle

    Favorite color

    Mine is blue. What is yours?
  15. golden beetle

    Pebble Mine

    Scott Pruitt, head of Trump EPA, met with Pebble Mine executives and immediately after the meeting reversed Obama rules that protected Bristol Bay. Pebble Mine is a go...
  16. golden beetle

    My new salmon video

    I think you'll like this video I made, about wild pink salmon from Alaska. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BMUr0ilWwDU
  17. golden beetle

    Mac's Personal Flea Market

    I know, Mac doesn't always sell stuff on NEFF. But if you want a plastic reel? And gear definitely NOT made in America? From a patriotic guy who says "support your local fly shop?" Shop here. http://www.njflyfishing.com/vBulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=116
  18. golden beetle

    Shuttle business

    Anyone interested in partnering with me for a summer shuttling Business? Let me know. PM.
  19. golden beetle

    How you Republicans feeling today?

    How are you guys enjoying this Presidency? It doesn't seem to be going well.
  20. golden beetle

    Fishing Report, June 28, 2017

    Yesterday i stopped a poacher, and forced him to return all the fish he caught to the wild trout stream pictured below. Shortly afterward. I caught another poacher, and forced him to return his fish to the stream as well. These guys were wearing DEP shirts and had (obviously faked)...
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