I'm sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor's offices on everything from tissues to pens to exam table cover paper. Well, in my book, this one should get the prize....<O:p></O:p> My Chinese doctor e-mailed back: 'If the light stays on for more...

A man walks in to a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders another shot. The bartender is curious and asks him, " every time you order a shot, you look in your shirt pocket, Why?"...

One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and...

Any guide recommendations for the keys in October. Will be doing some research and hoping to get out one day with a guide or on my own. Hllywd

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida?????' CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station...

Just wanted to tell the story. :shrug: Two weeks ago while looking at a house I placed my glasses in the back of my pants because they kept falling out of my shirt. Well when I went to slide into the truck I completely forgot they were there, That is until they were pushed across my back by...

Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it. I refer, of course, to...

One day my wife and I were discussing anger management and I asked her, 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?' She said, 'I clean the toilet bowl.' I asked, 'How does that help?' She said, 'I use your toothbrush'...

Matt Grobert will be speaking at this months Meeting. His program will be on "Flies and Techniques for Late Spring and Summer Trout" If you can find me I'll by you a Corona (on the first try). Hope to see some new faces as Matt will bring good information for the New as well as tarnished fly...

I'm heading out to a NAOSHM convention next week in Hershey. Are there any good fishing streams in the area that are close. I'll be stealing time after the shows while the bosses golf. If anyone else is out for the show lets go... Thanks in advance. Hllywd

Confession... An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had...

Catholic Dog... Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' at mass for the poor creature?' Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we...

Anyone going out Presidents day fishing. Not sure where I'm going but I have to spend some time in water... Hllywd

I just heard this today. Someone is bottling New York City water and selling it on the internet. What has anyone heard of this? How will it effect the water source and is this legal? More water that is being taken from the fish without any payback.:mad: Check out the website. Tap'dNY -...

Was fishing the BFB Saturday and left my rolls sitting on a rock in a heavily fished spot. likley somebody found them by this pool. If you found them I'll by you a Corona... Hllywd

What's the best way to clean waders and boots. I've been using 2% bleach mix with luke warm water for the boot pads. What about bleach on the waders and boot leather will it hurt them? I think not but would like to hear some thoughts. I heard someone say that freezing them will kill the...

During My evening scout at 6:30pm of a section we fished early in the morning I had a Large Black bear within 50 yds. After regrouping at my truck I headed back down to the stream to see where it went. The bear came back to the river 10 yds from where I was when I saw him. We were only 50 feet...

I have a chance to go fish around this river system. I have read some about it and have to take it with a grain of salt from where it comes. My time frame to go is open. Also what to go after. Maybe even some where else in Maine. Any information would be helpful. I can't go during the heating...

Does anyone have any plans to head on sunday to the delaware for some fishin in the morning? For smallies or other. Would like to go maybe meet up with someone and tag along or any info on some starting points would be helpful. Not familiar with that area at all. KG

Any help will be apreciated... I'll be in the area for buisness and would like to fish the area. I will be in Belvidere in the morning till around 2pm. Thanks Kevin G.