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Recent content by hatchman

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    The Trans-Hend

    Can we call it the tranny or must it be called by its full pronoun? Is it’s junk tuckable? If so Beetle will be staying up late tying a few dozen … lol
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    The other East Branch

    Sounds like you had a successful outing. Have never fished the upper East Branch , mainly the lower and west branch .
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    West Branch Float

    Nice fish and nice report Mac. Looks like you and your brother had a great time.
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    Frack Free Catskills

    I don’t think it matters. They’re never going to Frack the Catskills because of the NYC reservoirs. Let the banners stay just get the dust and cobwebs off.
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    Sleepy Joe DEFEATS Trump

    Far from over yet Douchebag. Now go crawl back into whatever Leather boy S&M dungeon you normally hangout in. Dung Beetle ....
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    Show cancelled

    That’s the scene at every fly fishing shop on any given weekend....
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    Fishing Report - 9/13

    Apparently Beetles favorite S&M Dungeon must be still closed due to Covid so he can’t get the Luv’in he craves there , hence the fictional hot water trout story . I bet after posting this he raced off to the Drake forum Looking for a real flogging.Lol!
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    I’m going sling pack

    Lol . I actually have a very manly Orvis Tac-L-Pak vest from the 90’s in my vast collection of vests. When your “ sling purse curious “ phase is Over and you want your man card back , I might be interested in parting with it. Did you get the Ru Paul model sling purse or the more flashy...
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    I’m going sling pack

    Rusty your poetic brilliance brings the point home masterfully.... If most millennials ,or boomers craving to be accepted by the flat brimmed trucker hat millennials living in their parents basements sling purses were to be inspected by the man police they would surely have their man credentials...
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    I’m going sling pack

    A sling purse is like going commando at a barbecue in a dress. When Bruce Jenner started carrying purses no one thought anything of it either. Now full blown scary tranny . It’s a slippery slide even one of the most famous Olympians could not avoid. Your doomed .lol!
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    I’m going sling pack

    Anytime. Just leave your partner Beetle at home. Lol! Don’t get me wrong , I much prefer the Delaware when it’s not swarmed With drift boats and guys from the Poconos in rubber dinghy’s with sling Purses. I live about 15 minutes from the West Branch. The Susquehanna is in my front yard and...
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    I’m going sling pack

    Lol ! I’m all for change , had a cell phone since the 80’s when cell phone bills for one phone was over$500 , now homeless people run around with Obama phones! You seem offended that I’m trying to dissuade you from Your recent purchase of your sling duffel purse .Sling purse if you must , but...
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    Need a change of scenary

    lol! Keep that dinghy in the Poconos WBDlvr . Just be careful if you float tobyhanna or the Brodheads , the Poconos have become the “ Hood” in the last 30 years , I used to own a few houses there. Many a transplant from Newark and Harlem. You might have to put a few bricks in your new Sling...
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    Need a change of scenary

    None that I know of. Maybe one of the shuttle services that work the Delaware would do it . You could launch in Sydney or Bainbridge and take Out in Nineveh or Windsor. There’s boat launches all along the river. The river is in my front yard in Afton. I have 2 drift boat trailers and will...
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    Need a change of scenary

    The Delaware has become a ridiculous shit show of boats and guides . It’s hard not to drive by the Deposit bridge and see a line of boats stacked Up one after the other. The rivers mentioned are all good choices, but if you want to use your boat and not drive too far from Hancock and probably...
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