A group of girlfriends went on vacation and saw a five-story hotel with
a sign that read FOR WOMEN ONLY.

Since they were there without their boyfriends, they decided to go in.

The doorman, a very attractive man, explained to them how it worked:
"We have five floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you
are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each
floor has signs telling you what's inside. The only rule is, once you
leave a floor, you can't return to it."

The women talk it over and decide to go for it...They start going up,
and on the First floor the sign reads:
ALL THE MEN HERE ARE HORRIBLE LOVERS, BUT THEY ARE SENSITIVE AND KIND.
The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor...

The sign on the Second floor reads:
ALL THE MEN HERE ARE WONDERFUL LOVERS, BUT THEY GENERALLY TREAT WOMEN
BADLY. This wasn't going to do, so again they head for the stairs.

The friends move up to the Third floor where the sign reads: ALL THE
MEN HERE ARE GREAT LOVERS AND SENSITIVE TO THE NEEDS OF WOMEN. This
was good but there were still two more floors...

On the Fourth floor, the sign was perfect: ALL THE MEN HERE HAVE PERFECT
BUILDS; ARE SENSITIVE AND ATTENTIVE TO WOMEN; ARE PERFECT LOVERS; THEY ARE
ALSO SINGLE, RICH, AND STRAIGHT. The women seemed pleased but they
decided that they would rather see what the Fifth floor has to offer.
When they reach the Fifth floor, there is only a sign that reads:

THERE ARE NO MEN HERE. THIS FLOOR WAS SIMPLY BUILT TO PROVE THAT THERE
IS JUST NO WAY TO PLEASE A WOMAN.