I’m going sling pack

[WBDluver]

I have forgotten about your warehouse of fly fishing gear and your Fourth of July sale. I have already purchased a Simms ambidextrous pack and im loving it. Its like going commando at a barbecue.

[MACFLY]

I have forgotten about your warehouse of fly fishing gear and your Fourth of July sale. I have already purchased a Simms ambidextrous pack and im loving it. Its like going commando at a barbecue.

A Simms what ambi who. Oh oh okay I get it. Enjoy your new life as a woman

[hatchman]

I have forgotten about your warehouse of fly fishing gear and your Fourth of July sale. I have already purchased a Simms ambidextrous pack and im loving it. Its like going commando at a barbecue.

A sling purse is like going commando at a barbecue in a dress.
When Bruce Jenner started carrying purses no one thought anything of it either.
Now full blown scary tranny . It’s a slippery slide even one of the most famous
Olympians could not avoid. Your doomed .lol!

[Rusty Spinner]

A sling purse is like going commando at a barbecue in a dress.
When Bruce Jenner started carrying purses no one thought anything of it either.
Now full blown scary tranny . It’s a slippery slide even one of the most famous
Olympians could not avoid. Your doomed .lol!

So true. That once-a-man went from wearing gym shorts and carrying a javelin spear on a Wheaties box to wearing red pumps and cutting off his spear years later. Is that DLuver's fate, you fear??

[hatchman]

So true. That once-a-man went from wearing gym shorts and carrying a javelin spear on a Wheaties box to wearing red pumps and cutting off his spear years later. Is that DLuver's fate, you fear??

Rusty your poetic brilliance brings the point home masterfully....
If most millennials ,or boomers craving to be accepted by the flat brimmed trucker hat millennials living in their parents basements sling purses were to be inspected by the man police they would surely have their man credentials pulled and at the minimum transgender credentials issued. A thorough inventory of the sling purse would surely include a small amount of fly fishing paraphernalia, power bait , lip gloss , mascara ,some fake eye lashes , and leather chaps with matching leather cap for
cocktails at the mineshaft that evening. The sling purse is the Trojan horse sent by the LBGTQ ( the B is for Beetle)to bring down the manly fly fishing community
or atleast pick off a few of the “ sling purse curious”.

[WBDluver]

Your all slingophobs. While your all sweating in your Orvis Tac-L-Pak vests (cirica 1990) i will be cool, unencumbered and stylish to boot.

[hatchman]

Your all slingophobs. While your all sweating in your Orvis Tac-L-Pak vests (cirica 1990) i will be cool, unencumbered and stylish to boot.

Lol . I actually have a very manly Orvis Tac-L-Pak vest from the 90’s in my vast collection of vests. When your “ sling purse curious “ phase is
Over and you want your man card back , I might be interested in parting with it. Did you get the Ru Paul model sling purse or the more flashy
Liberace sling purse with the glitter ? Lol.