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Golden Beetle: Fishing Report 5.27.2018
Fishing for me is like the movie “A Dog’s Journey.”
At the end, it’s gonna get heavy. The dog dies a slow agonizing death.
The same goes for the old angler. Yesterday I drove up to the Neversink. Along the way, I pissed in a cup at least 3 times, because I’ve got low T and an enlarged prostate. I shifted uncomfortably in my seat due to my hemorrhoids. By the time I had parked and made it down into the gorge, it was nap time.
Truth is, I only made a few casts in between naps, and was woken up by some women in bikinis (true story) and their dogs.
I caught no fish, but their west highland terrier managed to greet my dog, issue a few growls, and established his dominance by urinating on my fishing vest.
The days where I was known to all on the water, man and beast alike, are over. Now, like the rest of you, I get passed on by the ladies in bikinis, and their dogs piss on my gear.
So is there any significance to my story?
Sure...
Enjoy your time on the water.
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Beetle, I've missed you like a good fart while pissing.
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The weather was perfect for a streamside nap. I napped at the Esopus this weekend. I caught a few dinks first at least.
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Re: Golden Beetle: Fishing Report 5.27.2018
Fantastic fishing report! Glad to see you're still alive.
Pictures taken before/after/during fly fishing:
http://dcabarle.smugmug.com/Sports/F...79119552_XXeHe
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He doesn't?.............
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