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    Golden Beetle: Fishing Report 5.27.2018

    Fishing for me is like the movie “A Dog’s Journey.”

    At the end, it’s gonna get heavy. The dog dies a slow agonizing death.

    The same goes for the old angler. Yesterday I drove up to the Neversink. Along the way, I pissed in a cup at least 3 times, because I’ve got low T and an enlarged prostate. I shifted uncomfortably in my seat due to my hemorrhoids. By the time I had parked and made it down into the gorge, it was nap time.

    Truth is, I only made a few casts in between naps, and was woken up by some women in bikinis (true story) and their dogs.

    I caught no fish, but their west highland terrier managed to greet my dog, issue a few growls, and established his dominance by urinating on my fishing vest.

    The days where I was known to all on the water, man and beast alike, are over. Now, like the rest of you, I get passed on by the ladies in bikinis, and their dogs piss on my gear.

    So is there any significance to my story?

    Sure...

    Enjoy your time on the water.

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    Re: Golden Beetle: Fishing Report 5.27.2018

    Beetle, I've missed you like a good fart while pissing.


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    Re: Golden Beetle: Fishing Report 5.27.2018

    The weather was perfect for a streamside nap. I napped at the Esopus this weekend. I caught a few dinks first at least.


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    Re: Golden Beetle: Fishing Report 5.27.2018

    Fantastic fishing report! Glad to see you're still alive.

    Pictures taken before/after/during fly fishing:
    http://dcabarle.smugmug.com/Sports/F...79119552_XXeHe

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    Re: Golden Beetle: Fishing Report 5.27.2018

    I’ll add a few pictures...

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    Re: Golden Beetle: Fishing Report 5.27.2018

    Quote Originally Posted by golden beetle View Post
    I’ll add a few pictures...

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    We want to see the urine stained fishing vest.

    A sinking fly is closer to Hell - ​Unknown

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    Re: Golden Beetle: Fishing Report 5.27.2018

    Quote Originally Posted by golden beetle View Post
    Fishing for me is like the movie ďA Dogís Journey.Ē

    At the end, itís gonna get heavy. The dog dies a slow agonizing death.

    The same goes for the old angler. Yesterday I drove up to the Neversink. Along the way, I pissed in a cup at least 3 times, because Iíve got low T and an enlarged prostate. I shifted uncomfortably in my seat due to my hemorrhoids. By the time I had parked and made it down into the gorge, it was nap time.

    Truth is, I only made a few casts in between naps, and was woken up by some women in bikinis (true story) and their dogs.

    I caught no fish, but their west highland terrier managed to greet my dog, issue a few growls, and established his dominance by urinating on my fishing vest.

    The days where I was known to all on the water, man and beast alike, are over. Now, like the rest of you, I get passed on by the ladies in bikinis, and their dogs piss on my gear.

    So is there any significance to my story?

    Sure...

    Enjoy your time on the water.
    Sadly I predicted this very scenario a long time ago. Hate it when Iím right

    "Angling is extremely time consuming. That's sort of the whole point." - Thomas McGuane

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    Re: Golden Beetle: Fishing Report 5.27.2018

    Correction

    Rusty wants to see it. Now everyone thinks Rusty has a fetish

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    We want to see the urine stained fishing vest.


    "Angling is extremely time consuming. That's sort of the whole point." - Thomas McGuane

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    Re: Golden Beetle: Fishing Report 5.27.2018

    He doesn't?.............


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