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    Tie

    An Englishman, a Scotsman, a Libyan, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a Tunisian, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Jordanian, a Nigerian, a Kiwi, a Swede, a Finn, a Canadian, an Israeli, a Ugandan, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Malaysian, a Norwegian, an Argentinian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist, and a South African walked into a nightclub.

    The bouncer said, "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai.”

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    I just got a new job...
    I am the director of old McDonald's Farm..
    I am the
    CIEIO...

    "I'm not out on the river to win." -Kieth Rutherford

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    What country has the fastest growing capital?


    Ireland, every year it's Dublin'....

    "I'm not out on the river to win." -Kieth Rutherford

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    Re: Tie

    A leprechaun, a cowboy, and a rabbi walk into a bar.

    The bartender says, "what is this, some kind of joke?"


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    Re: Tie

    This thread reminds me I have to stop reading the internet and go fishing next week on the upper D. See you boys on the water.

    A sinking fly is closer to Hell - ​Unknown

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    Re: Tie

    Quote Originally Posted by Rusty Spinner View Post
    This thread reminds me I have to stop reading the internet and go fishing next week on the upper D. See you boys on the water.
    You and 50,000 other people too Rusty.The West branch looks like The bumper boats ride at the carnival. I shouldn't complain ,I just bought my 4th vessel yesterday,I think I'm a boat hoarder.


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    I hope everybody knows how to swim. The upper D. Will be up,up,up. With all of the rain they are predicting I think all rivers will be up. Probably the Beaverkill will be over 1000 cfs. If you boaters can have fun and a good time. Bill Vance


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    Quote Originally Posted by hatchman View Post
    You and 50,000 other people too Rusty.The West branch looks like The bumper boats ride at the carnival. I shouldn't complain ,I just bought my 4th vessel yesterday,I think I'm a boat hoarder.
    It was busy for sure, but without waders for the most part, it wasn't too bad. I did two days of each, floating and wading. Saturday was the better of the days with bugs on the water all day and fish looking up until dark thirty. And I never got sloppy drunk even once.

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    Re: Tie

    Got a new dog,
    named him Minton.
    Minton ate my shuttlecock,
    BadMinton....

    "I'm not out on the river to win." -Kieth Rutherford

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    Re: Tie

    I was sitting on the toilet, and the clock struck midnight, I thought to myself...

    same shit, different day.

    "I'm not out on the river to win." -Kieth Rutherford

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    Re: Tie

    Well it appears that LU is suffering from HWS, High Water Syndrome.


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    Re: Tie

    Quote Originally Posted by FIN-ITE 34 View Post
    Well it appears that LU is suffering from HWS, High Water Syndrome.
    Just so everyone is clear,

    I'll put my glasses on...



    To be Frank,


    I would have to change my name...





    "I'm not out on the river to win." -Kieth Rutherford

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