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    The Angling Author

    Years ago, I took a trip to Norway for some salmon fishing with my then wife. Our marriage was on the rocks, and, on the advice of our counselor, we agreed to a system of rotating requests and favors, to which the other was obliged to agree.

    So I asked her to join me on a fly fishing trip to Norway, which I thought might help save our marriage.

    Norwegian salmon are every fisherman’s dream.

    We arrived in Norway, and the days were long and nights were short. You could cast throughout the evening, and take a short break at dark - which lasted only about an hour or so - and start casting again at morning without leaving streamside.

    My wife seemed to enjoy the adventure, but she seemed more interested in the guide than the fishing - a tough, well hung stud whose sexual energy manifested as a massive bulge in his waders, which clearly caught my wife’s attention. She requested a 3some and I agreed, per our counselor’s suggestion, but also because she had been a sport to do the fly fishing thing for me.

    It happened after the first night’s fishing.

    The salmon were great, and the numbers were great too. Norwegian salmon are much easier to catch than those from New Brunswick. You catch fish after fish. So after catching nearly a dozen salmon, we went home that night to the hotel and I got myself mentally prepared for the 3some.

    Now I had been having some performance issues back then, and that was before viagra. So she clarified to me that she actually wanted a twosome, with just her and the guide, with me sitting close by but out of reach, while she talked to me about the experience while it was happening.

    I was being cuckolded, in exchange for my dream fishing trip.

    I had a sense that this could ruin the marriage, because, when the guide started doing it with my then wife, she started telling me how I wasn’t up to par in the bedroom.

    “You see how it’s done?”

    She would say that and coo, and it occurred to me that yes, I was being cuckolded and didn’t particularly like it.

    But if I put up with it, I thought, I could get another fishing trip.

    It was, in actuality, a fair deal.

    Not many relationships survive cuckery, but I think the fishing experiences I’ve had over the years more than made up for the hurt of being cucked in the cabin, or even streamside on remote fishing trips.

    I requested a trip to Kamchatka, while she was being pounded, doggy style, by the Norwegian guide.

    “You see how it’s done?”

    “Yes, I do.”

    “I’m done with your noodle dick.”

    “How about I order some Russian visas, online, while you two finish up there?”

    ...

    Our loving marriage lasted for years, with lots of cuckery for her and fishing trips for me to help us work through the hard times.

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    Re: The Angling Author

    So what you are telling us is that you are one fucked up dude.

    Great way to introduce yourself.

    Here's to hoping your first post is your last.

    Mel

    Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right.

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    Re: The Angling Author

    The golden beetle returns. As fucked up as ever

    "Angling is extremely time consuming. That's sort of the whole point." - Thomas McGuane

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    Re: The Angling Author

    I thought it was pretty funny.

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    Re: The Angling Author

    I too found it funny. But I thought it was Mac doing his nom de plume thing.


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    Re: The Angling Author

    Looks like Beetle folded the magazine too soon. The writer that he always wanted finally showed up.

    I like Angling Author's sense of priorities.

    "The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. When you can fake that, you've got it made."

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    Re: The Angling Author

    This is most certainly Beetle.

    Lacey: Where'd you get that pistol?
    Blevins: At the gettin' place.

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    Re: The Angling Author

    Quote Originally Posted by FIN-ITE 34 View Post
    I too found it funny. But I thought it was Mac doing his nom de plume thing.
    I’m a regular Tommy Mcguane

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    Re: The Angling Author

    Quote Originally Posted by moosekid View Post
    This is most certainly Beetle.
    Agreed!

    I didn't see it, even though the evidence was there...the writing style...the cuckery...but I was thrown off by the author catching several salmon.

    "The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. When you can fake that, you've got it made."

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    Re: The Angling Author

    Quote Originally Posted by Barleywine View Post
    Looks like Beetle folded the magazine too soon. The writer that he always wanted finally showed up.

    I like Angling Author's sense of priorities.
    Lol!

    Glad to see you're still around. Now where are your latest fishing / food photo's?

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    Re: The Angling Author

    Personally, I miss beetle's fly tying videos the most. Especially the ones where his smoke detector batteries are constantly beeping in the background. Priceless beetle...

    A sinking fly is closer to Hell - ​Unknown

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    Re: The Angling Author

    Quote Originally Posted by Rusty Spinner View Post
    Personally, I miss beetle's fly tying videos the most. Especially the ones where his smoke detector batteries are constantly beeping in the background. Priceless beetle...
    That dude is a hot mess

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