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    Some asshole...

    I visited an old NJ Stream I used to fish for the first time the other day in the freezing cold. I haven't fished in months because shit happens. So when the opportunity knocked, I put all of my warm shit in the car along with my fishing stuff and took the hour ride. I counted 5 people who had the same idea I had except for 1 thing. I was looking for solitude. So what do I do? I walk downstream for a while until I see only 1 guy about 3 football fields away and start nymphing. Now I don't like to brag but I banged out 6-7 decent 12 - 14" trout out of the few pools I fished. I was having a blast!

    I'm having a great day but I notice this guy creeping up slowly; then he starts watching. I can feel what's going to happen because he see's that I'm catching fish and he's not. What happens next? The guy says hello then stands a pubic hair away from me and starts casting upstream right in front of me! What an asshole! I just packed up and left because I already had my fun but WTF happened to etiquette?

    Anyway, I get home and see if maybe he's a friend of a friend on Facebook and I find him here!

    CLICK HERE to the turds facebook page

    If you're friends with this guy, I feel sorry for you.

    If you see this guy, run for the hills or at least pretend you're not catching any fish near him.

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    Re: Some asshole...

    Lies!!!!!

    I am in London & I am going to file a libel suit when I return. Donnie Trump said he will crack down on this fake news.

    "Angling is extremely time consuming. That's sort of the whole point." - Thomas McGuane

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    Re: Some asshole...

    I should've known this was a fictional piece when you mentioned catching several fish....

    ...haven't fished Jersey in several years...

    you know what they say -- facebook stalking is the sincerest form of flattery

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    Re: Some asshole...

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    Re: Some asshole...

    Quote Originally Posted by dcabarle View Post
    I visited an old NJ Stream I used to fish for the first time the other day in the freezing cold. I haven't fished in months because shit happens. So when the opportunity knocked, I put all of my warm shit in the car along with my fishing stuff and took the hour ride. I counted 5 people who had the same idea I had except for 1 thing. I was looking for solitude. So what do I do? I walk downstream for a while until I see only 1 guy about 3 football fields away and start nymphing. Now I don't like to brag but I banged out 6-7 decent 12 - 14" trout out of the few pools I fished. I was having a blast!

    I'm having a great day but I notice this guy creeping up slowly; then he starts watching. I can feel what's going to happen because he see's that I'm catching fish and he's not. What happens next? The guy says hello then stands a pubic hair away from me and starts casting upstream right in front of me! What an asshole! I just packed up and left because I already had my fun but WTF happened to etiquette?

    Anyway, I get home and see if maybe he's a friend of a friend on Facebook and I find him here!

    CLICK HERE to the turds facebook page

    If you're friends with this guy, I feel sorry for you.

    If you see this guy, run for the hills or at least pretend you're not catching any fish near him.
    I have a standard response to this type of intrusion. This was done to me again last year, while I was trying to show my son how to roll cast. We got up and left, but not before lobbing a bunch of huge boulders into the run we were just fishing. And quietly I told the guy that if he followed us, he'd be joining the rocks.

    Roll up the windows Brian, you're letting the stank out.

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    Re: Some asshole...

    So i have to know, did Catskill Mountain Man follow you or not?

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    Re: Some asshole...

    Quote Originally Posted by WBDluver View Post
    So i have to know, did Catskill Mountain Man follow you or not?
    He hasn't been posting, coincidence? I'm protective when I'm with the kids, mama bear claws.

    Roll up the windows Brian, you're letting the stank out.

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    Re: Some asshole...

    Quote Originally Posted by dcabarle View Post
    So I just got out of the clink. 6 days in county jail...
    Imagine my surprise when DC posted this...
    All the years of complaining about how much I fished and the money I spent...
    And then, there it is, my wife's facebook page.
    She was secretly fly fishing while she bitched at me for doing it...
    So we got into it. One thing led to another...
    Court next month.
    Divorce court soon after that, I suppose.

    DC, thanks for the head's up. I owe you one.

    John
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    Re: Some asshole...

    Very funny, I don't fish in the winter.....lol


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    Re: Some asshole...

    Sorry Dennis was just looking for website tips to get GST up again

    http://www.gardenstatetrout.com
    The sunken ship has risen! Come join the rats!

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    Re: Some asshole...

    If any of you had any balls, you would tell them to take a hike (in my case not so politely) and find a place to fish that is not occupied. Make sure to call them an asshole to their face.


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    Re: Some asshole...

    Quote Originally Posted by biker1usa View Post
    If any of you had any balls, you would tell them to take a hike (in my case not so politely) and find a place to fish that is not occupied. Make sure to call them an asshole to their face.
    I think someone missed the joke.

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