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    Re: Black bear kills a man in NJ

    The other possible factor of said flea's death could be attributed to the remnants of slurpie juice on his fingers from 7-11.... IM JUST SPECULATING THOUGH

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    Re: Black bear kills a man in NJ

    Quote Originally Posted by Trout Nazi View Post
    This bear attack happened nowhere near Warwick.
    Correct. West Milford is 80 square miles and does abut Warwick, NY on the northern border, but this was all the way down on the southern border near Kinnelon and Butler.


    Right now all the classic black bear attack features have come into play with this attack. Hikers with food on them. Young male bear in a high density bear area. Panicked hikers who are being followed flee in different directions triggering the apex predator reaction to kill. There are several lessons here, but all too late for the young 22 year old man, unfortunately.



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    Re: Black bear kills a man in NJ

    I would also assume the group of 5 males, who pulled up in the LX450, wearing neon colored track shorts and unfamiliar language also triggered from confusion on the bear's part too...It is not the bear's fault.

    I was forced one time to go to a Mary Kay event, I had the same reaction.

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    Re: Black bear kills a man in NJ

    Quote Originally Posted by Simms View Post
    I would also assume the group of 5 males, who pulled up in the LX450, wearing neon colored track shorts and unfamiliar language also triggered from confusion on the bear's part too...It is not the bear's fault.

    I was forced one time to go to a Mary Kay event, I had the same reaction.
    Please, Simms, its us your talking to. We know you werent forced to go, you wanted to go.

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    Re: Black bear kills a man in NJ

    Perhaps the poor innocent creature was just looking for tech support and became enraged when told he had to upgrade to the platinum service??


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    Re: Black bear kills a man in NJ

    Quote Originally Posted by dcabarle View Post
    Where's my damn beer? Been waiting for you to deliver it.

    i dont deliver dude... gotta come to new windsor ny. we threw out a full 18 wheeler full of still good assorted micro brews a few days ago. come get some im serious. pm me if interested

    and simms, eat a bag of dicks, you baby bitch.

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    Re: Black bear kills a man in NJ

    Quote Originally Posted by WBDluver View Post
    Please, Simms, its us your talking to. We know you werent forced to go, you wanted to go.
    Where else would he get his bead painting supplies from?

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    Re: Black bear kills a man in NJ

    How does one begin to eat a bag of dicks? Does one eat one dick at a time? or try to stuff the whole bag of cocks in one's mouth?

    I hope you can attend the Wizard Sleeve Bash, buddy. It will be great. Tons of pills. Speaking of which, is that why your girlfriend called me last night? She said something about you running out of the blue pills?

    Quote Originally Posted by Catskill Mountain Man View Post
    i dont deliver dude... gotta come to new windsor ny. we threw out a full 18 wheeler full of still good assorted micro brews a few days ago. come get some im serious. pm me if interested

    and simms, eat a bag of dicks, you baby bitch.


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    Re: Black bear kills a man in NJ

    A guy gets killed and some people find it occasion to make ethnic/racial slurs about the victim.

    The lowest of the lowlifes.

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    Re: Black bear kills a man in NJ

    Joe, I don't discriminate. It just so happens that race was on the wrong end of the bear this time.

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    Re: Black bear kills a man in NJ

    Quote Originally Posted by Joe D View Post
    A guy gets killed and some people find it occasion to make ethnic/racial slurs about the victim.

    The lowest of the lowlifes.
    I spend enough time in the woods, see enough bears, that I'm not inviting that bad kharma onto me by making fun of this dude.

    Roll up the windows Brian, you're letting the stank out.

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    Re: Black bear kills a man in NJ

    Quote Originally Posted by Future Fanatic View Post
    "They became frightened and attempted to flee the area," said West Milford police Lt. Keith Ricciardi in the release. "During the confusion the group became separated as they ran in different directions."

    Just backs up the old saying... You don't have to outrun the bear...

    Those five should have stuck together.
    This is what happens when cidiots go into the woods.

    Why would you split up?! That doesn't even begin to make sense. These young adults are clearly new to the woods.

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